Last one to post wins

[gran rey de los mono]

You don't have a brain to think with. You are just an eyeball.

[DJ-Bogie]

It's wireless. I use the cloud I-Brain.

[Charles Scholz]

They were just recalled for being defective. Gave people delusions of grandeur.

[John W Johnson]

Don't matter, because I win.

[gran rey de los mono]

Ooh, sorry. People whose last name contains their first name can't win. It's in the rules.

[Charles Scholz]

Neither can people without avatars.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

VICTORYISMINE.

[Grand Magus]

.

Mitt Romney is a cleric of weird god that lets you have several wives at
once. He phoned up wife number 3, because she was good with a shot gun.

"Baby, I need your skillz. Bring your boomstick, and meet me by the
elevator. We are going down to meet wizard Sheen on the ground."

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[gran rey de los mono]

And wife number 3 told Mitt "Only if you make me a sammich first."

[Grand Magus]

"of course dear."

[Marthian]

Suddenly a gust of wind blows, and I end up winning this whole shish kabob.

[Talia Lupin]

Actually...I win because of...mmm, donuts.

[DJ-Bogie]

Donuts and BACON!!!!

[gran rey de los mono]

Actually my breakfast this morning (if you can call it breakfast, it's the last meal I eat before going to bed even though it is in the morning) consisted of cold Olive Garden breadsticks and roasted peanuts from the Texas Roadhouse. All washed down with store brand strawberry Kool-Aid.

[Mark Hoover]

I just threw up and won.

[DJ-Bogie]

I did have donuts today, but alas, no bacon. But I still win.

[Midnight_Angel]

Wishful thinking...

[Grand Magus]

.

Mitt met Wife 3 at the elevator. She was sexy for Mormon woman -- that is,
she had on red high heel shoes. But everything else about her said Down
on the Farm (if you know what I mean.)

Her muscular right arm held a pretty shiny shotgun. She had a bandoleer
around her shoulder with more shells.

"GalDang woman," said Mitt slipping back into his southern twang he had
tried to have surgically removed in his youth, but in time of stress it
came back, "just how many times are you going to plug him."

"A girl has to be prepared."

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[gran rey de los mono]

Well, she doesn't have to be prepared. But she probably should be. Regardless, I win.

[Mark Hoover]

I choose to disagree.

[Bertious]

I'm fairly certain i'm not gonna win but hey it's worth a try.

[Mark Hoover]

Keep trying.

[DJ-Bogie]

And Trying. . . . . . . .

[gran rey de los mono]

Some people around here are very trying.

[gran rey de los mono]

And for those keeping score at home, today's breakfast consisted of a triple steakburger (with lettuce, mayo, and onion), fries, onion rings, and more roasted peanuts once again washed down with strawberry "Kool=Aid".

Maybe not the breakfast of champions, but it was darn tasty nonetheless.

[DJ-Bogie]

You can't handle the breakfast of champions.

[gran rey de los mono]

Is it the truth? Because I can handle a little truth, but not much.

[John W Johnson]

I Wasn't Irish Naturally.

[Bertious]

As requested here goes another try at winning.

[gran rey de los mono]

And you lost already. Sorry.

[Mark Hoover]

The breakfast of champions consists of eggs, bacon, little chocolate doughnuts (we miss you John) and of course a double helping of me winning. Don't choke on it now.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'll skip the eggs and your win, thanks. I will take the bacon and chocolate doughnuts, though.

[Mark Hoover]

Wash it down with shame. I win.

[John W Johnson]

I Want Indigo Nissans

[John W Johnson]

International Watermelon Irrigation Network

[Marthian]

won for changing a post content.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack?

*tappy tappy tap*

[Marthian]

I refuse to be beaten by a duck!

[John W Johnson]

I Won't Intentionally Nibble

[DJ-Bogie]

Introspectively Weird Insane Nutball

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Quoram?

*flies into ceiling fan*

[Mark Hoover]

First winner this morning; refreshing.

[Charles Scholz]

Don't you know firsts never win.

[Mark Hoover]

I second that

[Midnight_Angel]

Thirded.

[Gruumash .]

I am just winning.

[Charles Scholz]

Not any more.

[Mark Hoover]

Nor you neither.

[gran rey de los mono]

ME! ME!! ME!!!