Last one to post wins

[Message board troll]

Somebody say turkey?

[krevon]

Message board troll wrote:

Somebody say turkey?

Go away Troll!!

"Swipper No Swippin!"

[Gorilla Grodd]

Cool yer breeches grumpy!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

What's up, Doc? Feeling Dopey? Don't be Bashful!

[Auriea]

:chews on someone's leg:

Winning!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Really? It looks to me like you're "legging" behind! *zooms off while cackling maniacally*

[Auriea]

That joke was in poor taste.... It may have been better with some spices to "kick" it up a notch.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Maybe, but who's going to "foot" the bill?

[Human Fighter]

Behold, the winner is here.... ME!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I've seen better "winners" served in oblong buns on street corners.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog sorta believe clown, then again Poog is winning.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I may be Hiding In Your Closet, Poog...but at least I'm not the horse under your bed!

[Message board troll]

*wakes up from turkey coma* Troll for the win.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

*Stuffs the troll with leftover greasy cold turkey*

[Message board troll]

BUUUURRRPPPPP!!!! Nap time...zzzzzzz

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Nyahahaha....Poog coup de grace Troll with flaming dogslicer.

[Message board troll]

HURK! Dead again.

[Quiche Lisp]

BOOM !

I gunslinged you with my atrocious overpowered damage of gnomishness.

So I could win.

Such is my way : the WAY OF THE QUICHE !

[Molten Dragon]

You're a gnome?

[Cr500cricket]

You're a dragon.

[Gorilla Grodd]

And I'm a gorilla whose abilities have been augmented by alien technology, it really doesn't matter who or what you are just as long as you win this game.

[krevon]

Aliens don't exist sir. Therefore, you do not exist! (Or win.)

[Auriea]

But Sylphs exist!
And they win!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Look out for that carnivorous tribble! Oh, wait, that's your hair.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Tribble might come after jest-man after eat Auriea...lady?

Poog not remember........

[Quiche Lisp]

BOOM !

There goes another goblin.

And in the wake of his demise appears... my WIN !

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You, on the other hand, can only wish a carnivorous tribble would attack you.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Alright, time to up the stakes!

*Activates the Devolution Machine, turning everyone on this thread into mindless sub-gorilla slaves.*

While I can't stop any of you from posting (and therefore winning) all of you are none the less susceptible to my mental power and are ultimately under my control!

[Message board troll]

I have a sudden craving for nanners.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I have a sudden desire to swap my headdress for an energy dome....

[Molten Dragon]

Wanders aimlessly into the thread, accidently winning.....

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On soviet Pern, thread devour dragon!

[Wylliam Harrison]

Quite convenient, being constructed, not being subjugated to the process of (d)evolution.

Post FTW

[Triphoppenskip]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

On soviet Pern, thread devour dragon!

HA! It took me a bit to get that.

P.S. Winning.

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Grabs a whip and cracks it over the backs of Molten Dragon, Message board troll and Triphoppenskip.*

SILENCE!!!

*Now (using mental powers) gives Triphoppenskip, Molten Dragon and Message board troll the codenames Tiny, Bean and Ferocious George respectively and orders them to attack and destroy both IHIYC and WH.*

[Triphoppenskip]

Attttaaaaaccckkkkk!!!

[Message board troll]

WOT TINY SAID!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I prepare to retaliate as only a trickster god can!

[Triphoppenskip]

REEEEETTTTTTRRRRRREEEEAAAATTTTTTT!!!!

[krevon]

yes retreat so i can win

[Message board troll]

Triphoppenskip wrote:

REEEEETTTTTTRRRRRREEEEAAAATTTTTTT!!!!

DITTO!!!

[Molten Dragon]

Wait, was I supposed to attack? Did I win? I think i won.

[krevon]

Nope this win has dwarf all over it

[Waterhammer]

Yik! Not dwarf!

Not sure I even want the win, now that it has dwarf all over it.

BTW, Groddy-poo: You're gonna have to find better mind thralls than that, to take me down.

[Sissyl]

And so, it was finally shown that the gorilla beam was in fact powerless against Sissyl's much-maligned helmet. She stood there, outside the door the gorilla just opened, in an awesome, somehow understatedly sexy pose, raised a single eyebrow, and fired three shots against the ape from her silenced handgun. The gorilla dodged, of course. Moments later, Sissyl showed the slightest beginnings of a smile as the devolution machine stopped working - setting Grodd's love slaves free. Turning around and leaving the animal at the mercy of his former minions, she said a single word.

"Enjoy."

[Auriea]

I'll just take this win that's lying here.....

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

For the Wynn!

[Quiche Lisp]

BOOM !

I like this new form of gunslinging violence (with outrageous DPR) !

And so I win...

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*claxons sound*

You invoked MMO-derived language, and for that, you LOSE!

I win because I used the word "claxons!"

[Wylliam Harrison]

Win, so there.