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Please Spanky, don't be so shy, say what you mean.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
baaaaacon

Would that be cured and smoked sheep belly?


That was baaaaaad!


Ewe never know, it might be quite tasty.


I may be to sheepish to try it.

The Exchange

Your jokes Shear are bad.


You can't pull the wool over my eye.


Don't make me ram some more jokes down your throat.


Sometimes you get my goat.


*groan*


Won't you be a lamb and get me another soda?


Only if you'd stop being a bear.


I will if you stop hogging the spotlight.


You seem fishy...


If you don't cut it out, I swear to COD...


Fish or cut bait.


It is at times like this that one really needs to ask oneself: WWcND?

Spoiler:
What Woodchuck Norris Do?


Chuck Norris does whatever he wants. And he wants to give me the win.

The Exchange

Actually, thats his roundhouse kick-ing face. And its looking at you... FLEE THE FORUMS!!!


Woodchuck Norris is so dangerous because he has a chipmunk on his shoulder.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck win!


Does Superman wear Chuck Norris PJ's?

In the original TV show when they said "It's a bird! It's a Plane! NO! It's Superman!" Why were the first 2 people so excited?


If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Superman, what would happen? Is it like Juggernaut vs. The Blob?

The Exchange

No, its more like Chuck Norris vs. Superman.


Correcting me, are you, Ed Gruberman?

*boot to the head*

I'll take that win now.


Charles Scholz wrote:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck win!

Woodchuck Norris doesn't have to chuck the wood. He just glances at it and the wood chucks itself.


*boot to the head*


*fist to the beak*


It is unwise to tip the vessel of knowledge.


Tip? I tossed that mother out the window.


*sigh*

The Exchange

She was pregnant, too. It was a frightening sight. Tater had a Broken Window and all I had was this boot flying at my head.


bacon!


And Eggs!


bacon!bacon!


Spam. Spam and eggs. Spam, spam and spam.


BAAACON.


Gamers 3 Kickstarter still needs funding!

Here is the link.

I will give the win (temporarily) to the people who contribute!


How about I take the win anyway? You can contribute for me.


Sorry. You can't win unless you have contributed. It's in the rules.


Nah, you're not the OP and you can't change the rules.


Actually I can. It's in the rules.


Article 42a, subsection f: The rules cannot be changed by someone (hereafter referred to as the "party of the second part") who is not the original poster of the thread (hereafter referred to as the "party of the first part"), unless the party of the second part receives the consent of the party of the first part. Then the party of the second part must obtain a total of no less than five hundred signatures of participants in this thread. If there are insufficient participants, then the signatures of all participants in this thread must be obtained in the presence of a donkey, that is no less than 6 months old but no more than 5 years old, and a raven that was hatched during the second week in July. These signatures must be obtained during the winter solstice and presented to a druid of no less standing than Grand Master. The veracity of these signatures must be verified by a blind Scotsman and a goat with one eye. Once the signatures are verified, the party of the second part must abscond to a cave in Norway with a package of Royal Dansk cookies. These cookies must be preserved for two weeks in the presence of a dead viking. If these cookies are returned to a Wal-Mart in Oklahoma after these two weeks, then the rules can be changed."

Sorry...


You obviously have an old copy of the rules. That was one of the first rules to be changed.


No, these rules are from the future and overrule any other rules until 2018.


Sorry. Future rules don't take effect until after the day they were written. At that point they become past rules, and those don't count either. Only present rules matter.


Well, you'll have to take that up with the head of the complaints department, DJ-Bogie. Until then, I still win.


I think you misread the organizational chart. Bogie isn't "Head of the Complaint Department". He is the "Head Complainer".

The Exchange

If Bogie is the Head Complainer... What am I?

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

The Loser.

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