Last one to post wins

[Pulg]

Not quite as well at left Saxons.

[Jurassic Bard]

Very funny! :-p :-)

This is because I said I'm from East Anglia, wasn't it?.

[The when]

Are you boys playing the foossball?

[Timemaster7]

*throws burlap sack over "The when"* ha got ya!

[The when]

Izzat so? But then you don’t know what to do. Nor who to tell. Or why you wanted to in the first place. Or where to go next. Or how you should get there.

[Timemaster7]

You be quiet in there! *jostles sack*

[The when]

*Looks over Timemaster7’s shoulder *

Watcha got in the bag?

[Pulg]

The when wrote:

Are you boys playing the foossball?

It was called 'Bredalthaenc' in Old English, FYI.

[Pulg]

Jurassic Bard wrote:

Very funny! :-p :-)

This is because I said I'm from East Anglia, wasn't it?.

I don't recall... However, so am I, technically - born in Suffolk, though we left when I was five.

[Jurassic Bard]

I'm from Norfolk, and still live there to this day.

[Timemaster7]

The when wrote:

*Looks over Timemaster7’s shoulder *

Watcha got in the bag?

I caught the Wh.. what?!?! *glares at "the when" Looks in sack*

[Waterhammer]

Smurfs, right?

[Timemaster7]

It's always those accursed smurfs!!

[Pulgewein's Fairy Klezmer Band]

I shall lure them away from the thread with a lugubrious clarinet melody. How's that?

[Timemaster7]

I approve.

[Schism]

Yes, Yes!
Call the Pied Piper to lure the vermin away.

[Mr. Grinch]

Um, we'll have to settle for Pulgewein's Fairy Klezmer Band, because...

*Shows everyone a freshly baked pie.*

I think that you can all make an educated guess...

[Pulg]

Because Randy Brecker won't accept payment in blue pies?

[Mr. Grinch]

*Nervously smiles.*

Yes... That's exactly what I'm talking about!

*Laughs in a very nervous manner.*

Well, come on everyone, have some pie. Careful, it's Piper hot... I mean piping hot!

*Continues to laugh nervously.*

[Pulg]

And so we also learn the true facts regarding the demise of the Pastied Parper of Kettering. I hope this brings some sort of closure for his poor family.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Poor?! Poor?! They're extremely wealthy! Even more so, now he's gone.

[The when]

Yo! Hey, Count Reiner. Do you sparkle? ‘Cause I totally sparkle.

[Vidmaster7]

oh is he one of those sparkly vampires? I guess that is preferable to bursting into flames.

[Vampire Schism]

The Count has been around so long that the power he accumulated makes him mostly immune to sunlight.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Indeed, my dear child, that is correct. Though I still like to use sunblock. Now...

*Uses hypnosis on Vampire Schism.*

Back to your coffin, it's time to rest, the night is for the adults.

[The when]

So you are sparkly.

[Vidmaster7]

Might just really like glitter.

[Pulg]

Or be encrusted with cubic zircona.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Well vampires do tend to be STONE cold killers.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

No, we're just thrifty.

Better to smother yourself in moissanite: it's cheaper and more sparkly than diamond.

[The when]

All that glitters is not gold, is that you Reiner Heydrich? I smell mold.

lol

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

To be fair, we vampires aren't able to refurbish our coffins.

Very few places are willing to do it, and those that are demand a hefty price.

[Vampire Schism]

Who needs a coffin. Live in the Underdark and you can be awake 24/7.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Not for you, my dear child, it's a place that's only good for the commoners.

And besides, you're still a little bit young for that sort of thing.

[crab7]

*clack*

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Sadly, I don't speak crabesse, so I'm just going to assume that you don't know what the Count meant.

Basically, the Underdark is a place for the various creatures of the night (except vampires, due to their rank, officially). Think of the seediest criminal underbelly, and then make it ten times worse, that's the Underdark. As such, no self respecting vampire (at least, not those of the powerful/influential clans) would ever go there. Even those of the other clans would only go if they were considered "grown up" by vampire standards.

[Pulg]

I always thought that the Underdark was just a polite word for black knickers.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

It can be, yes, but otherwise it's what Dedrick said.

[crab7]

*clack clack*

[The when]

Q: How do we know the vampire has the COVID?

A: Because he just kept coffin.

[Mr. Grinch]

Be honest now, you're responsible for all the jokes on penguin biscuits, aren't you?

[The when]

We don’t have penguin biscuits where I live. If we did, they’d probably be called cookies, or crackers.

[Maximilian Pegasus]

Even the power of my millennium eye can't read that, which I take to be your feeble mind, to see if you're telling us the truth or not.

[The when]

Probably couldn’t handle the truth anyway…

[crab7]

*clack* *sways claw menacingly*

[Epic Level Bonnie Tyler]

*Places lighter in crab7's swaying claw*

*Sings 'Total Ecrabs of The When'*

[questioning rabbit]

Eh what's up doc?

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

The prices of thermal nuclear devices!

*Sighs.*

I remember the good old days when you could buy 10 for a penny!

Beyond that, none of your business!

Why? What's up with you, doc?

[Pulg]

Ah yes, the cosy Damart H-Bomb, available in dove grey, beige, and ecru. Velcro fastening for easy release, and a deliciously faux lambswool lining for the ultimate in wintertime atomic death comfort.

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

I personally preferred the Wham-A-Blam, Extra-Unstable, ZX Omega Bomb. It came in red and could be fitted with laser guided pulse missiles, in addition to having a built in cappuccino machine. But it did lack the velcro fastening and the faux lambswool lining, so the Damart H-Bomb is the superior choice for cosy wintertime comfort.