* walks up behind Bloodfang *
* grips Banhammer, Jr in both hands, jumps up, and smashers Banhammer, Jr into the dinosaur's back *
* Bloodfang spits out the banquet-goers *
Bad dino!
*eats Uncle Teddy*
* walks up to Thesaurus and hits it over the head with my cane *
Spit him out, right now, or no treats!
*Opens the door*
*Gets on the floor*
NO, GOATOUCHER, NO! THAT'S HOW THEY BECAME EXTINCT FIRST TIME AROUND!
And put your boomshakalakalakaboomboom away, if you'd be so kind.
Rawr?
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*also crashes through thread*
WILL NEVER GO EXTINCT! NEVERRRR! WILL BASK AND PLAY AND EAT IN EARTH'S SEMI-MOLTEN SURFACE WHEN SUN BECOMES RED GIANT, THEN WHEN SUN SHEDS OUTER LAYERS IN ALMIGHTY COSMIC WINDSTORM THAT STRIPS EVEN GAS GIANTS OF ATMOSPHERES, WARP TO NEW SOLAR SYSTEM, REPEAT WHEN IT DIES; IF ENTIRE UNIVERSE FINALLY DIES, JUST WARP TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!
Now that is a contingency plan^^^
*sulks*
*grumbles*
*spits out Uncle Teddy in a torrent of dinosaur stomach contants*
*sulks*
well that was a tad.. gross, awful, foul, repugnant, wretched.
*Glares at Uncle Teddy, but doesn't eat because he just got regurgitated and is thus disgusting.*
*Turns back to Jurrasic Bart*
*Rears up to full Collosal height to meet challenger*
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*Successfully bats Bloodfang across the face with a tail swipe and then, as Bloodfang staggers about, bites down hard into his left flank (with a hint of extra ruthlessness because of being called Bart not bard) then releases him and steps backwards, letting the poison from my septic bite finish him off.*
Grrr!
Now that's a total eclipse, if ever I seed one.
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No interference!
*Reverses time to have AM TARDIGRADE put Jurassic Bard's heart back, then sends the unwanted, feculent, bacterial, parasitic scum (AM TARDIGRADE) across the universe to crash land on a far away star and burn to death.*
This battle is between dinosaurs only! No-one else may get involved!
Well thats it guys we have a infestation of time vampires the second worst kind.
They only attack digital watches, though, so it's not really that big a problem, surely?
Bonnie has DR/Hairspray +50000. You're wasting your time.
My Beard!!! oh its back nvm.
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YES!!! FINALLY FREE!!!
*Feels the headpiece repair itself instantly*
...nevermind.
I was wondering where you have been... Other have tried to catch me with their pokeballs.
Well, you know, you're safe from that. I will block the ball. Don't be a thief. Y'know?
So what your saying is boo! team rocket?
Team Rocket is here? O.o
No I think they blasted off again.
Phew. I hear they are really bad hombres. Almost as bad as Team Skull...
Are.. are you team skull? Team skull piece anyways.
Nah. I never applied. I don't think I am awesome enough to get in.
Even with that head wear? man that is some exclusiveness right their.
Dangit, now I need a bath. Thesaurus, you might want to see a doctor - I noticed an unusual growth in your stomach. Or maybe it was just the remains of a previous meal that got stuck.
GRRRRR *SNORT!*
*shakes off tail-slap, easily shrugs off poison from septic bite due to massive constitution*
*leaps at Jurrasic Bard, striking with powerful hindclaws and then following up with a vicious bite aimed to cripple the annoying tail*
:takes out Pokeballs:
:uses Harden:
:is blasting off again!:
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*Suffers terrible injury from the leap (i.e.getting knocked down and hitting the ground hard), the hindclaws and the bite to the tail.*
RAWR!
*Successfully bites the right leg, causes Bloodfang to let go of the tail and step off of me.*
Grrr...
*Tries to get up, only to fall back down due to the injuries being a lot more serious than previously thought. Looks up at the triumphant Bloodfang, just in time to see the victor bite down on the head, resulting in a killing blow.*
*Staggers a bit from leg injuries, but then stands tall and triumphant*
*Devours one entire banquet table in celebration*
Jello.
Dangit, now I need a bath. Thesaurus, you might want to see a doctor - I noticed an unusual growth in your stomach. Or maybe it was just the remains of a previous meal that got stuck.
GRUMPF.
*eyes Uncle Teddy hungrily*
*looks at the old fart with the cane*
*sulks*
Poor Thesaurus just wants to sulk, mope, frown, glower.
(v)
:P
Tosses a cow to Thesaurus *
Eat this - it tastes better than me and won't cause any intestinal distress or angry smacks with a cane.
RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
*tears into the cow with perfect dinosaur table manners, i.e. tearing it to pieces, swallowing bits whole and spraying the surroundings with cow blood and organs*
Carnivorous reptiles tearing into their prey win an explosion of blood and viscera? Now -that- takes me back...
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Let's not talk about it, OK? It was what, forty nine thousand, two hundred and twenty billion years ago? I never know with you!
*Goes to help clean up the mess that Bloodfang left behind.*
I know that they let him out on purpose (TBBWOK believes that the whole "life finds a way" thing is inevitable), but really, this is taking it too far!
*Manages to fill six rubbish sacks full of disposable plastic tableware and helps both Grandpa Wonderbra and Uncle Teddy wash three of the tablecloths before seeing a familiar face.*
Oh it's you! What do you want?
*The individual (who is an al-miraj that I turned into a monster girl) simply smiles a seductive (yet somewhat sinister) smile and gestures to her finger (implying that she wants a ring).*
Ah, I see! Tell you what, you help us out and we'll talk about it, OK?
*The al-miraj nods and assists with the work.*