Thesaurus's page

RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

*tears into the cow with perfect dinosaur table manners, i.e. tearing it to pieces, swallowing bits whole and spraying the surroundings with cow blood and organs*

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Dangit, now I need a bath. Thesaurus, you might want to see a doctor - I noticed an unusual growth in your stomach. Or maybe it was just the remains of a previous meal that got stuck.

GRUMPF.

*eyes Uncle Teddy hungrily*

*looks at the old fart with the cane*

*sulks*

*sulks*

*grumbles*

*spits out Uncle Teddy in a torrent of dinosaur stomach contants*

*sulks*

*eats Uncle Teddy*

GRAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Runs after Jurassic bard.

Is a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary a theasaurus?

RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

*snuggles up to Vides*

RAAAAAAARGH!!!

*eats clippy*

RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

*grumps around the thread, from time to time peering at the kobold*

*peers quizzically at the kobold, rumbles, and snorts*

Graaaaa...

*peeeeeeers at the kobold with its huge eye, head tilted to the side, and a slow, rumbling is heard from its throat*

*seems to wait for something*

*roars in rage, too late to catch up to the kobold, and tears into the +5 shelf, shaking it and sending splinters across the thread*

GRAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*stomps through the thread, following the scent trail of the kobold that called on him*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

*stomps through the thread, roaring in barely contained wordless rage, searching, sniffing, hunting the kobold that dared call on him*