Pulg do you believe in love after love?
...Pass.
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle
Of her forehead.
Pulg do you believe in love after love?
Yes, he does.
Alas, you are no longer winning.
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*Looks at IHIYC in utter bewilderment.*
Why a closet dwelling clown would giggle like a school girl is completely beyond me!
*Sees a small portal from earth open up and a brochure appears.*
What have we here?
*Reads the brochure, only to get disappointed.*
Oh, it's for a monthly trip on a Disney cruise line. Completely useless to me as I've been banned from going on them because I always put fast acting, extra strength, GoatToucher brand laxatives in Mickey Mouse's shrimps. Comte de Malodor might be able to go however, I'll have to ask him.
*Looks at IHIYC in utter bewilderment.*
Why a closet dwelling clown would giggle like a school girl is completely beyond me!
It's to match his new outfit.
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*Looks at IHIYC in utter bewilderment.*
Why a closet dwelling clown would giggle like a school girl is completely beyond me!
*Sees a small portal from earth open up and a brochure appears.*
What have we here?
*Reads the brochure, only to get disappointed.*
Oh, it's for a monthly trip on a Disney cruise line. Completely useless to me as I've been banned from going on them because I always put fast acting, extra strength, GoatToucher brand laxatives in Mickey Mouse's shrimps. Comte de Malodor might be able to go however, I'll have to ask him.
I do enjoy cruising for 'Disney', that's quite true, so certainly I would.
I assume 'Disney' means the same thing over there as it does in La France Profonde?
Love after love.
...after love.
...after love.
...after love.
You guys have some strange aliases.
Theirs a new face. a new golden red eyed face.
GOLDENFACE!
*sets threat level to midnight*
CC: "Golden face and silver bottom"
JT: "Could not melt this hat of mine. Yeehaw!"
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*In a long and sarcastic tone* Great! Two people who have joined the GoatToucher cult and (as such) have taken up his likeness.
*Turns away with a shudder.*
Anyway, is Jokey around? I've found an old letter addressed to his late wife. Admittedly I read it and the man (who simply addresses himself as "Virgil") is implying that he -and not Jokey- is Chuck Les' biological father.
I've been getting some good winning spree's here I feel it its close.
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Anyway, is Jokey around? I've found an old letter addressed to his late wife. Admittedly I read it and the man (who simply addresses himself as "Virgil") is implying that he -and not Jokey- is Chuck Les' biological father.
*peers over Count Heydrich's shoulder to read letter*
"...have pledged my life to The Living One, who has appeared as foretold in the Shrouded Hills region...you should have seen the zeppelin crash, lucky I was around...avenged a murder, stopped a bank robbery, saw some real ghosts, outwitted the Witless...have finally achieved my lifelong dream of being moody but loyal second-fiddle to greatness...ask Elder Joachim for your bloody child support, I look no more behind me...."
Well! Now we know why he was always so strangely reluctant to open up about his past!
I wear you guys down eventually.
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I mean after being a pokemon and a NARC.. a Hat? sure why not...
I.. I have no idea what you just said.
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*sigh* Slaads... I think I preferred sissyl.
What you need is a melodious trombone serenade.
One, two, three!
proo proo proo prooooo proo proo proopy proopy prooooo proo proo proopy proopy proo proo proo proo proop! proop! prooooooooooooo
O_o
>.>
*eats a trombone*
No, too runny.
*eats another trombone*
That one's too waxy....
Haven't you got anything more un-tubular, with just a hint of chrysanthemum and uupsie-daisy?
I do have some beans...
No, just no.
Master Slaad, I believe I might have something to your liking. Just head on over to the banquet table. I believe there are some trombones left that meet your tastes, assuming the proteans didn't eat them all already.
Someone has a brass deficiency.
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I do have some beans...Elaborate.
They are particularly elaborate beans, yes.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more your abdomen distends due to your anus having been sealed surgically.
Yet you continue to eat, because the man in the tailored suit watching you from a nearby chair has worse in store for you if you stop.
And now the cramping has started, but you continue to eat the beans, fearing what will happen if you keep eating, but knowing what will happen if you stop.
Which is why he's trying to eat the suit at the same time.
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more your abdomen distends due to your anus having been sealed surgically.
Doesn't matter. Beans will find a way.
Doesn't matter. Beans will find a way.
I of course read this in the voice of Jeff Goldblum's Dr. Ian Malcolm.
Not the first nor will it be the last dinosaur to stomp through this thread.
GRAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Runs after Jurassic bard.
See, observe, precept, notice, identity, regard, view.
GROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!
*rampages through area*
*eats banquet-goers*
ROOOOAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!