Thanks for distracting him. I'll just take this win somewhere safe.
[whine]But we wants it![/whine]
Pah, peasants....
Win
Nope, I'm part of the proletariat. Better than a mere peasant and more deserving of the win, you bourgeois fiend.
Once upon a time, there was a tiny chicken who wanted a win.
So they ate the chicken and took the win from it.
And everyone lived happily ever after.
The end.
Oh, I know a story too! There was once this spiky headed person, let's call her 'Lyssis'. She desperately wanted to be recognized by her peers and betters, so she rode on the coattails of other people's efforts. One day, she tried to snatch a win from a very vicious chicken. Unfortunately, she forgot that the chicken was friends with Matt Damon and had laser pistols. Lyssis was never heard from again and the chicken and Matt Damon had a nice glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. The end.
*fly through thread, stealing win*
Oh, I know a story too! There was once this spiky headed person, let's call her 'Lyssis'. She desperately wanted to be recognized by her peers and betters, so she rode on the coattails of other people's efforts. One day, she tried to snatch a win from a very vicious chicken. Unfortunately, she forgot that the chicken was friends with Matt Damon and had laser pistols. Lyssis was never heard from again and the chicken and Matt Damon had a nice glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. The end.
Matt... Damon...?
You're not the matt damon puppet, so why are you responding? :)
Win
Looks a little heavy. I'll take it off your hands.
If we're going to be performing things that are remotely considered music...*pulls a guitar and sings Achy Breaky Heart*
Look mommy, the chicken bones is playing a guitar, and yodeling.
Ohh! Looky at this cute and cuddly win! I'm gonna hug it and squeeze it for ever and ever!
Music? I got that down pat!
*plays himself for the win*
Worship me!!
*burns the infidel*
*lightly toasts the pretender to the throne*
*needs no permission and toasts him again*
*toasts his edges and hands gran rey de los dragons a jar of Smucker's strawberry preserves*
*burns grdld Cajun style and pours hot sauce over him*
*thinks grdld is too picky*
*point his toy pistol at the dragon of Agnor*
*fires*
*vaporizes the dragon with a massive freakin lazerbeam*
Matt Damon.......
That's not cool, man. He was a friend of mine.
*sits staring at the toy lazer pistol in its hand*
*bawls*
I am clearly the superior puppet, therefore I win!
Now commence worshiping me!!
Nah.
Yes!! Worship me!!! You shall have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!! All shall love me and despair!!!!!!!!
Uhmmmm....I mean a king. Definitely a king. Not a queen.
I don't think you're deserving of my worship. What have you done for me lately?
He played some banjo for you.
I think that was a widespread gesture, not specifically for me.
It was specifically targeted at everyone.
Now, start worshiping me or I shall get Very Cross!
Not yet. Let's see if these folk start to worship as they should. If not, then you can have some fun.
Maybe we should worship him. He's got a banjo, and might start to play it.
He is undeserving of my luxurious spa packages!
Giving away luxurious spa packages to someone unworthy, or hear banjo. That's a harsh one.
If only we had the Dragon of Agnor here to help us.
*rises from his lazered ashes*
*rises from The Dragon of Agnor's lazered ashes*
Si?
*wonders how he got there*
Win...plain and simple.
Dragon...
*points at Banjo*
...burn the horrible banjo-playing puppet.