Nope.
Yes, I need relatively sane conversation. You shall provide it.
*shoots a gout of flame at APD*
Executes a successful acrobatics roll (20 on 1d20+10) and dives under the Dragon of Agnor and stabs him in the big toe with Winterkiss
I win beast.
*shrugs and barbecues ADP's loved ones*
Alright Man
*doesn't like dirty hippehs*
*roars and burninates the countryside, the peasants and the thatched roof cottages*
Come on man make love not fire
*ponders the request*
*sets Hippeh on fire*
*is not that kind of dragon*
*Hippeh not only survives but smells better*
Wow man thanks could you give me a ride, weirdest thing happened. I was parked in front of some hicks house in untitled 3 thread and the dog stole my motor.
*gives Hippeh a bus token*
O_o Out of your *own hoard*?! What kind of dragon are you, anyway?
*refuses to answer any questions regarding its character*
Answer the question...or else
To arms! The Greys are invading!
They can't invade. They're not colorful enough.
Is not mine. Fawful does not have the interest in such things. Is making for much disturbance. Fawful has the shudderings.
Look at me everybody. I'm a bright shiny ball of light. And I'm a probe too.
Such brightness, it high-fives Fawful's face! Turning it off! Turning it off!
Moves away from Fawful
Yes, be with the goings away of you, ball of shiny shiningness. Be with the goings and leave Fawful for the win!
I'm brighter than you. Thus I win!
*vacuum helmet sprays tar on glow ball*
Now, Now you 2 play nice
And you go too, turnip-guy.
Burns tar off with considerable ease
Fires a concentrated burst of UV light at Fawful
WAUGH! Light of fury! Bad touch!
Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!
Run Away from the Grey One's monster. I am not getting caught again.
Yes, have with the running! Fawful is sitting in the comfy chair, sipping the hot cocoa that laughs at you!
*bakes Fawful at 375̊*
Cocoa is too hot! Needs less hotness! Owowowowowwwww!!
*turns up the heat*
Trust us this will not hurt...well at least you wont remember it hurting
*vacuum helmet dispenses three-way hydraulic pressure pumps* I have emergency! Too much hotness! It is the overheat!
*sprays water everywhere and douses the dragon*
Trust us this will not hurt...well at least you wont remember it hurting
That's what you said the last time and I remeber what you did. I want my mommy!
*belches fire and gets steam cleaned*
*lights A Censor*
*sniffs*
...
*lights a censer*
*grunts in delight*
Trust us this will not hurt...well at least you wont remember it hurtingThat's what you said the last time and I remeber what you did. I want my mommy!
She's right over here waif..just come toward the light
Stay Away little boy. Keep away from the Grey Men and their nasty probes don't end up like me.
"You keep away from him and use your probes on yourself.
"Hmmm. looks like someone needs more probing, We should be able to knock this out quick and then get on to some cattle mutilation"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I have had about enough from you. No more cattle mutilation or probing allowed."
pulls out his Mosseburg 500 and starting blowing up the Gray Probes floating around.
"Sorry..*Checks DNA database of previously abducted earthlings* Travis, It specifically says in my idiots guide to probing that if at first you don't succeed probe probe again.
maybe we'll go do some crop circles after mutilating cattle
You do that mister!
Aah the waif, come a little closer to this nice bright light, your mom is here and she has candy.
*fires on all probes*
Aah the waif, come a little closer to this nice bright light, your mom is here and she has candy.
Mommy said never take candy from strangers or strange probes.
Sticks out tongue, looks at The Dragon of Agnor
Breathe on his again!
*burninates more probes*
That's assuming that they're intelligent to begin with.
*Fires hypnotizing ray at chicken*
"Now Now come on over a little closer, we are your friends"