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Bad investment you lose I win.


JACKPOTTING!!! A winner is me!

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From what I've seen no one is the winner...except me


Such losingness! It gives me the gleeful chortles. And now for the winning.

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Sorry to break your spirit but really I am the winner here.


Aha! But it is you who is having the breaking of spirits, for Fawful can hear their snapping like the gang that is dancing. It is the giving of the heebie-jeebies.

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Submit! None can win except me


I win through sheer viciousness.


I HAVE FURY!!


I read the whole of the thread since my last appearance here.

And nothing here contradicts this familiar truth: I WIN !

Also, gnomes rule.


*perches on Quiche's head*

"Guess what I had for lunch."

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Well not victory because I got the last one. Yup I won.


Aw, you lost.

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Don't make me pull out my trusty sidearm...now everyone back away slowly


I am armed with satire and wit; you, on the other hand, carry deep self-loathing and shame.


You are wanting your win? You are not getting there! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!


I eat rats for breakfast. I save vampire-wannabe gnomes for lunch.


You are counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens. You have the impatience. You must stop and sample the sprinklies in life's salad bar.

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The Vicious Chicken of Bristol wrote:
I am armed with satire and wit; you, on the other hand, carry deep self-loathing and shame.

Was it the sneer that gave me away


No, it was the sad face when you lost.


Having so much sadness. Your poutings are collected like the bugs in the jar of a kid who is dumb. They are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!

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I'm not sad..just misunderstood


A likely story!


Fawful sits in the comfy chair, sipping the tea that is laughing at you!


The Vicious Chicken of Bristol wrote:

*perches on Quiche's head*

"Guess what I had for lunch."

A wig?

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You folks are just mean man


You'll get over it.


As I'm taking over.

I win. That's the beginning of gnomocracy ! My first edict: all birds must be transformed in nice feathered hats !


No win for you.


Matt Damon.


I drizzled rage dressing on the thread next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!


[clocks the puppet on the head with a frozen pastrami sandwich]

"I want none of this nonsense. I simply win !"

Also I'm bolder than any of you.

He he he.


The boldness of your losing is like the leakings from your sandwich on a day that is hot from the sun that has fury. Leaky and unappetizing with the grease of defeat!

I have chortles!


Fawful ! Look what you did to my nice a-propos post !

[rubs the WIN still in his hand in creepy Gollum fashion]
And you didn't even take the win, you hairdo-challenged-ninja-wannabe-fool ! Hehehehe ! It's my wiiiinnn... it's MINE !


Also, I know what you think about the "Win in my hands," and it's dirty, DIRTY !


Fawful wrote:

The boldness of your losing is like the leakings from your sandwich on a day that is hot from the sun that has fury. Leaky and unappetizing with the grease of defeat!

I have chortles!

You did it again !

You will suffer greatly if you continue thwarting my postal work !

Fear the wrath of the Gnome Office of Posts (GOP), Fawful !


You have the issues. Are you needing the therapy? Fawful has the finding of the doctor. The doctor for your fail!


That's it, you fiend ! You had it coming !

[draws from its pocket a frozen pony sandwich and begins chasing the derro accros the room]


And... pant... pant... I... pant... WIN !


*cackles madly*

*equips head-mounted rocketpack to fly away*

So much fury! You have the anger. Fawful is sitting in the comfy chair in the sky, having the laughing at your head of baldness~!


And one last word for you, Faw-foul :

People would paper chuck in wastebin thank you !


[strokes his chin while musing to himself]

Perhaps I've been too harsh with this hapless creature. But such is the way of gnomes : we find weakness funny and take advantage of it.

He he he.

We would be evil if evil wasn't such a derogatory and paltry term for our magnificence.

For my personal sense of satori, I, Quiche Lisp, prefers to refer as myself as... the Endowed One !


The Much Endowed One wins !


The Most Endowed One wins !


Endowed with failness! You do not have the evil. Have you ever drizzled rage dressing on the country next door? Fawful is thinking the not you have!

But Fawful is having the generosity. Fawful was once most best pupil. Maybe is coming the time for Fawful to have pupil of his own. Yes! Fawful will taking the teaching! It is time for Fawful's School of Badness! We will have so much fury together!


I'm back. You may go play house elsewhere.


[runs away]

"Noooooooo ! Don't touch my head ! Not the haiiiiiiir !"

[disappears in a suspiciously convenient bank of fog]


He is having the fleeing. Or is he being like burned head of gnome with the retreating of the tacticals?


He wasn't tough enough. I'm a whole different story, pal. No more mister nice guy !


Ho, and don't think for a minute I haven't seen you hovering other there, Vicious Chicken of Bristol ! Beware !

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