You might be a troll if....?


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Evil Lincoln wrote:
If you've been averaging a post every three minutes for the last three hours and Ross has to remove more than 1% of your posts: you might be a troll.

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You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

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Your in a thread that has a subject.... and you thread jack to blame another group...


You're hat of d02 know no limit.


You live under a bridge.


You eat me.

Oink!


  • You turn to stone in daylight
  • Billy goats offend you
  • You can recover from any injury, except from fire or acid.

  • Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

    ...you're a troll?


    You axe the wrong question.


    wanders through thread


    You dispute any reasonable thing I may have said, which is pretty much everything, you insipid troll.


    Lizzie'sSycophant wrote:
    You axe the wrong question.

    Nice!


    You throw a fit when the GM tells you a wizard didn't do it.


    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    RPG Superstar 2012

    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    <Looks at The Jade>

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    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>

    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.

    Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

    Crimson Jester wrote:
    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>
    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.

    I blame the lack of blood...

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    taig wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>
    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.
    I blame the lack of blood...

    I keep telling people to get faith.... it helps with the vamps.

    4:08

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    ...Troll a troll. Two trolls are worse then just one.


    We have rickrolls, catrolls, but can anyone find a funny trollroll? Snooki video maybe? :D

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    Troll roll


    Crimson Jester wrote:
    Troll roll

    Does the Greasy Gravy come with it?


    Crimson Jester wrote:
    Troll roll

    I'll repeat my other post 'cause its so darn funny and gross, Probably NSFW trolling

    WARNING: Poster is not responsible for coffee sprayed

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    Emperor7 wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    Troll roll

    I'll repeat my other post 'cause its so darn funny and gross, Probably NSFW trolling

    WARNING: Poster is not responsible for coffee sprayed

    Remind me after 10 pm CST cause a work I must go.


    Crimson Jester wrote:
    Emperor7 wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    Troll roll

    I'll repeat my other post 'cause its so darn funny and gross, Probably NSFW trolling

    WARNING: Poster is not responsible for coffee sprayed

    Remind me after 10 pm CST cause a work I must go.

    It's not really bad, just gross. Look up South Park and Snooki on YouTube and you'll get any number of things suitable for TrollRolling. ;P


    Emperor7 wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    Troll roll

    I'll repeat my other post 'cause its so darn funny and gross, Probably NSFW trolling

    WARNING: Poster is not responsible for coffee sprayed

    O,o?

    How could you... You hurt Snookies Feelings.

    For shame... Now say you're sorry


    Pathos wrote:
    Emperor7 wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    Troll roll

    I'll repeat my other post 'cause its so darn funny and gross, Probably NSFW trolling

    WARNING: Poster is not responsible for coffee sprayed

    O,o?

    How could you... You hurt Snookies Feelings.

    For shame... Now say you're sorry

    My son told me that Snooki was flattered to be on South Park. Wonder if that was before or after the 1st time it aired.


    That looked nothing like me.

    My eyeshadow is purple.

    Smoosh smoosh?

    Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    This.

    As the only right person on the internet, that means all the rest of you are inherently wrong on some issue. Particularly the Jade, who has yet to post anything reasonable, despite his claims to the contrary.


    Sebastian wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    This.

    As the only right person on the internet, that means all the rest of you are inherently wrong on some issue. Particularly the Jade, who has yet to post anything reasonable, despite his claims to the contrary.

    Why I am the very opposite of a troll, sir. So much so that I am legally changing my name to Llort. So harrumph and hair rump to you!


    Crimson Jester wrote:
    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>
    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.

    Thank you for reminding him CJ. Why he was giving me an outright come hither and make wolf-badger babies look. I feared for my honor!

    ::Fans air into face demurely::

    Liberty's Edge

    ...you can spider climb at will, tend to poop everywhere, and are susceptible to being polymorphed into a two-headed pyrohydra by a wand-wielding halfling.


    Cuchulainn wrote:
    ...you can spider climb at will, tend to poop everywhere, and are susceptible to being polymorphed into a two-headed pyrohydra by a wand-wielding halfling.

    BEST PARTY EVER!!! TIER FISHY!!! That where Mr. Fishy was.

    Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

    The Jade wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    This.

    As the only right person on the internet, that means all the rest of you are inherently wrong on some issue. Particularly the Jade, who has yet to post anything reasonable, despite his claims to the contrary.

    Why I am the very opposite of a troll, sir. So much so that I am legally changing my name to Llort. So harrumph and hair rump to you!

    I didn't say you were a troll. I said you never post anything reasonable. You'll have to change your name to Elbanosaernu, which, though it sounds like a dinosaur, is really the completely opposite of unreasonable.

    Liberty's Edge

    Sebastian wrote:
    The Jade wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    This.

    As the only right person on the internet, that means all the rest of you are inherently wrong on some issue. Particularly the Jade, who has yet to post anything reasonable, despite his claims to the contrary.

    Why I am the very opposite of a troll, sir. So much so that I am legally changing my name to Llort. So harrumph and hair rump to you!
    I didn't say you were a troll. I said you never post anything reasonable. You'll have to change your name to Elbanosaernu, which, though it sounds like a dinosaur, is really the completely opposite of unreasonable.

    Great, now James will need an Elbanosaernu entry in Bestiary III.


    Jeremiziah wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:
    The Jade wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    This.

    As the only right person on the internet, that means all the rest of you are inherently wrong on some issue. Particularly the Jade, who has yet to post anything reasonable, despite his claims to the contrary.

    Why I am the very opposite of a troll, sir. So much so that I am legally changing my name to Llort. So harrumph and hair rump to you!
    I didn't say you were a troll. I said you never post anything reasonable. You'll have to change your name to Elbanosaernu, which, though it sounds like a dinosaur, is really the completely opposite of unreasonable.
    Great, now James will need an Elbanosaernu entry in Bestiary III.

    That really does sound like a monster, doesn't it?


    Jeremiziah wrote:
    Great, now James will need an Elbanosaernu entry in Bestiary III.

    RAWR.


    Sebastian wrote:
    The Jade wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    This.

    As the only right person on the internet, that means all the rest of you are inherently wrong on some issue. Particularly the Jade, who has yet to post anything reasonable, despite his claims to the contrary.

    Why I am the very opposite of a troll, sir. So much so that I am legally changing my name to Llort. So harrumph and hair rump to you!
    I didn't say you were a troll. I said you never post anything reasonable. You'll have to change your name to Elbanosaernu, which, though it sounds like a dinosaur, is really the completely opposite of unreasonable.

    How dare you charge through my straw man! The temerity of your unforgiving attention span!


    The Jade wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    This.

    As the only right person on the internet, that means all the rest of you are inherently wrong on some issue. Particularly the Jade, who has yet to post anything reasonable, despite his claims to the contrary.

    Why I am the very opposite of a troll, sir. So much so that I am legally changing my name to Llort. So harrumph and hair rump to you!

    Is that Welsh?

    Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

    Only barely related, but still neat.

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    The Jade wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>
    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.

    Thank you for reminding him CJ. Why he was giving me an outright come hither and make wolf-badger babies look. I feared for my honor!

    ::Fans air into face demurely::

    You have HONOR?

    I am afeared for the rest of us if the two of you breed......

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    Adam Daigle wrote:
    Only barely related, but still neat.

    I want to see this right now.


    Crimson Jester wrote:
    The Jade wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>
    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.

    Thank you for reminding him CJ. Why he was giving me an outright come hither and make wolf-badger babies look. I feared for my honor!

    ::Fans air into face demurely::

    You have HONOR?

    I am afeared for the rest of us if the two of you breed......

    Our baby was just born.


    Kajehase wrote:
    The Jade wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.

    This.

    As the only right person on the internet, that means all the rest of you are inherently wrong on some issue. Particularly the Jade, who has yet to post anything reasonable, despite his claims to the contrary.

    Why I am the very opposite of a troll, sir. So much so that I am legally changing my name to Llort. So harrumph and hair rump to you!
    Is that Welsh?

    Many hair rumps do indeed belong to those testosterone packed Welshmen, but they certainly do not corner the market on them.


    The Jade wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    The Jade wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>
    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.

    Thank you for reminding him CJ. Why he was giving me an outright come hither and make wolf-badger babies look. I feared for my honor!

    ::Fans air into face demurely::

    You have HONOR?

    I am afeared for the rest of us if the two of you breed......

    Our baby was just born.

    Dayyum! That's ugly!


    The Jade wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    The Jade wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>
    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.

    Thank you for reminding him CJ. Why he was giving me an outright come hither and make wolf-badger babies look. I feared for my honor!

    ::Fans air into face demurely::

    You have HONOR?

    I am afeared for the rest of us if the two of you breed......

    Our baby was just born.

    My eyes! My eyes!

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    The Jade wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    The Jade wrote:
    Crimson Jester wrote:
    taig wrote:
    JMD031 wrote:
    If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.
    <Looks at The Jade>
    just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.

    Thank you for reminding him CJ. Why he was giving me an outright come hither and make wolf-badger babies look. I feared for my honor!

    ::Fans air into face demurely::

    You have HONOR?

    I am afeared for the rest of us if the two of you breed......

    Our baby was just born.

    I am shocked and in awe of the scientific breakthrough that allowed that spawn to be born. I still say honor has no place here, but science must go on.


    The Jade wrote:
    Our baby was just born.

    AAAACKKKRRRGG! My eyes will never regenerate!


    Did taig and I just... no it can't be... did we just give birth to the first actual troll in modern times in a conversation about internet trolls who troll the waters for negative energy? The wordplay/cryptozoological fusion consequences alone are astonishing!

    Our very words here on Paizo are themselves incubators for the future's monsters and most monstrous improbabilities. Are we not gods!

    ::Looks down at the ugly canid baby trying to eat its own foot::

    Or... not.

    Dark Archive

    This one is for the True Grognards

    You may be a troll if:

    You run away from Arthur Pendragon like a sissy.

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