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This never happens!!! *Woof*!

#51, no joke this time

Nooooo!!!!!!! That was mine to release!!! Vengeance shall be mine!!!

Here you go Troll Food

My demands have changed! Vengeance shall be mine!

Muhahaha!

Through some evil machinations I have acquired another missing spoiler. It will be released once my demands are met!

#10 is available here (on @dexterchaos's Twitter).

Nooooo!!!!!!’ That was mine to release!!! Vengeance shall be mine!!!

What are your demands?

My demands!

Mine is being held hostage until my demands are met!

I have no hard feelings towards Chris....

*Woof!*

Woof!!!

I want to be a Samurai Mount.....:(

Woof!... Um I mean Oink!

Just ate some Squelly Nord, happy cooked beast day.

Oink... :(

asthyril wrote:

depriving me of bacon is an evil act.

When making a skeletal pig, the meat just falls off the bone. How do you think they create ribwiches?

Oink?

Folks, don't be a HOG.

Oink?

Quandary wrote:

Pigs do exist with stats. They are a Familiar choice for one. They just aren´t a valid Cavalier Mount currently.

And they taste delicious

Oink?

Also last but not least I am tired about reading on a pig / dog thread ;-)

Woof!

Did this little piggy go to market instead of staying home?

Woof?

Woof!

I do love me some bacon.

Oink

I love bacon.

Oink?

Pig! Pig pig pig pig pig pig... :D

Oink?

You eat me.

Oink!

Please, oh please no trolls *Sad Piglet eyes*

Oink!

Did somebody around here say they had fried chicken?

The Fried Chicken is a Lie! Only pork shall be admired!

G'RAAAARGH!!!!

All you al... ali. alle...

You other guys be quiet, Troll try to sleep.

(Got big date tonite with Lady Troll.)

SQUEALLL!!!!!!!!!

Runs away from Troll

Oink?

This is also not helpful, I would suggest you just ignore them or respond in a polite as possible way to not feed the troll.

*Oink*

Please don't feed me to the Trolls..

*Oink*

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

So, what's happening guys and girls?

We're still hungry, and Mike disappeared with a puff of smoke.

FEED US JOSH, OR WE EATS YOOOOOOOSS!!!!

*Oink*

Please, oh please do not feed the troll :-(

*Oink*

Must find the troll-food!
Where did it go?

*Oink*

This is not the Troll food you are looking for *Waves Snout*

*Oink*

SirUrza wrote:

Don't feed the trolls.

BUT WE'RE SOOOO HUNGRY!!!!!

*Oink*

NOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Oink*

Don't feed the trolls.

*Oink*

Please don't feed me to the trolls.. :-(

*Oink*