Firefly: Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them)

[Tensor]

From >this page< . (NSFW)

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Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat -- BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO

Cow Sucking -- Shee-niou

A Baboon's A+$*+&* -- FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen

Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha -- Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo

Dog F*%~ing -- Go tsao de

Panda Piss -- Shiong mao niao

Frog-Humping Son of a B**~@ -- Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey -- Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze

Have a S&~!-Throwing Contest with a Monkey -- Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se

Filthy Fornicators of Livestock -- Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo

Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats -- Gao yang jong duh goo yang

Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews -- Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung

Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass -- Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo

The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant -- Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze

Holy Testicle Tuesday -- Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN

[Valegrim]

Lol--Lol

[Kthulhu]

I may start using these in English. I especially like: Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey, and Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant. But the best of all...Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews!

[Valegrim]

harkens back to the day when I was young as we used to say things like:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

[GM Wulfson]

My favorite Karnak the Magnificent (Johnny Carson, to you whippersnappers) quote was "May two rabid squirrels run up your pants leg and say 'Let's eat one here, take one with us'".

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Firelay?

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

"Firelay?"

Holy Testicle Tuesday, Batman!

[VM mercenario]

My favorite is "motherless goat". Calling someone a motherless goat just sound like fun.

[yellowdingo]

Ah Tensor...We knew you would come up with these gems eventually. :)

[DMFTodd]

Interesting stuff. There was one phrase they used frequently as a generic curse that I don't seem to see in the list - might have something to do with my weak Mandarin pronunciation skills. I'd write it in English as "shing jao". Anybody know how that translates?

[Thoth-Amon the Mindflayerian]

Lovin' the link. Thanks for sharing, Tensor; BTW, love your spell:
http://www.alchar.org/~aedil/Campaign/WizardSpells/Tensers_Floating_Disc.ht ml