Um, hi folks. Bob Sothoth here. Um, my brother Yog wanted to let everyone know he's holding a little get together this weekend - kind of a "let's drive the universe into a lunatic frenzy" sort of thing.
So, um, anyone who wants to come by, just let me know. I'll be on duty at the punch bowl.
Can I set up a booth to sell patchouli, hemp crafts, and recycled sandals?
Only if the stuff comes with instructions on how to use it in profane summoning rituals.
Only if the stuff comes with instructions on how to use it in profane summoning rituals.
Is that kosher with PETA?
Is that kosher with PETA?
F@#% PETA!
Um, hi folks. Bob Sothoth here. Um, my brother Yog wanted to let everyone know he's holding a little get together this weekend - kind of a "let's drive the universe into a lunatic frenzy" sort of thing.
Isn't it already in a lunatic frenzy?
Bluh?
Is that on the schedule? Some of those veggie chicks are hot!
Schedule? SCHEDULE?!?
WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN SCHEDULE!!!!!
Bluh?
Reply hazy. Ask again yesterday.
Is that kosher with PETA?F@#% PETA!
Eat PETA, it 100% organic free range Lunitic.
Does anybody have any requests as far as music? Yog said he wants to get a DJ.
Rawk?
Eat PETA, it 100% organic free range Lunitic.Is that kosher with PETA?F@#% PETA!
PETA, like most animal right groups have done more to retard improvements in animal welfare than the testing industries lobbyest. Road to hell and all that jazz.
Spweaking of mind shattering music, I heard your brother got the mad wailing pipers from the court of the demon sultan to do a set. Is that true? I mean, i'd be their for that. Doubly so if you could get Eric Zann to headline
PETA, like most animal right groups have done more to retard improvements in animal welfare than the testing industries lobbyest. Road to hell and all that jazz.
I don't think animal rights groups are particularly interested in animal welfare. Quite the opposite.
Rawk?
Yes, of course there will be an open bar.
Do we have to be sane to attend, or can we bring someone else's sanity to destroy?
We don't ask questions. We just destroy.
I don't think animal rights groups are particularly interested in animal welfare. Quite the opposite.
PETA, like most animal right groups have done more to retard improvements in animal welfare than the testing industries lobbyest. Road to hell and all that jazz.
I could tell a story about this, but I'd have to spend too much hours in a hypertensive state reliving it.
I think it's enough of a system shock for me to be in 100% agreement with you AND zombieneighbors at the same time.
I don't think animal rights groups are particularly interested in animal welfare. Quite the opposite.
PETA, like most animal right groups have done more to retard improvements in animal welfare than the testing industries lobbyest. Road to hell and all that jazz.
I could tell a story about this, but I'd have to spend too much hours in a hypertensive state reliving it.
I think it's enough of a system shock for me to be in 100% agreement with you AND zombieneighbors at the same time.
Huh. What d'ya know? There are some pigs flying right outside my window at work...
There are some pigs flying right outside my window at work...
Pork-skeet! It's almost as fun as shooting peasants.
I like cheese.
Can you attend if you were never sane in the first place?
Sanity is highly overrated.
Can you attend if you were never sane in the first place?
I'll have friends then.
Can you attend if you were never sane in the first place?I'll have friends then.
I had friends once...
So.....don't suck out their innards with your lampreyappendage thingy?
So.....don't suck out their innards with your lampreyappendage thingy?
THAT's what I was doing wrong! And here I always thought it was because I smell like cabbage....
Musically, I'd recommend a playlist by The Shat and the other musical Trek actors for sheer sanity destruction potential. Also:
Huh. What d'ya know? There are some pigs flying right outside my window at work...
Wow, he really gets around. I saw him while I was at the ATM last week.
Mmmmmm......bacon.
I don't think animal rights groups are particularly interested in animal welfare. Quite the opposite.
PETA, like most animal right groups have done more to retard improvements in animal welfare than the testing industries lobbyest. Road to hell and all that jazz.
I could tell a story about this, but I'd have to spend too much hours in a hypertensive state reliving it.
I think it's enough of a system shock for me to be in 100% agreement with you AND zombieneighbors at the same time.
YOUR SOUL IS MINE NOW!
Mmmmm.....bacon wrapped soul.
Mmmmm.....bacon wrapped soul.
Err... Umm... not halal.
Mmmmm.....bacon wrapped soul.Err... Umm... not halal.
Gesundheit!
I've flagged all the above posts, because blasting sanity is against the guidelines.
:P
Vivaaaaaaa Loth-lorien! Vivaaaaa Loth-lorien! Vivaaaaaa Vivaaaaa Yeah uh huh.
A rally to destroy sanity? I do it all the time. No sense in making a special occasion out of it. That would be like a bring-your-child-to-work-day for a kindergarten teacher.
That would be like a bring-your-child-to-work-day for a kindergarten teacher.
Well, Shub-Niggurath did promise she'd stop by - not sure if she'll bring her Thousand Young with her or not.
Sounds like a good party!!! And if it bombs (it will, someone always brings the C4 no matter what) we can gather and play some RPGs like FATAL, or maybe watch a movie, I can bring The Room.
And I passed along the invitation to some good buddies of mine. Zalgo said that . The Slender Man will only show up if someone brings a camera to take many pictures, he really likes having his picture taken. And Candlejack said that he will bring snac
Seems VM mercenario got eaten before he could finish.
I think that means someone was pleased with his offering...
Huzzah for successful sacrifices!
Nah, CJ has this thing about kidnapping people who say his name. Gets kinda boring after a while.
Got word from some of the Deep Ones - they're going to bring a whole bunch of lobsters to eat. No word on whether they'll cook 'em first.
Rawk?
Sounds fun. Is there a particular place to meet or do I just sit in my padded corner and drool?
Yes!
Here we have come to this land, which we will call....This Land!
