Expeditious Retweet, and other new spells.


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LoLz, all ur spellz r belong to us. Make nu 1z like Expeditious Retweet, or be called Noobz!!!1!!!


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Dark Archive

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Grand Lodge

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
1f u c4n r34d th1s u n33d 2 g3t l41d

2 l8t

Liberty's Edge

Psh4w!


No want, kk. Play teh game, failtard noobz. :(


C4w c4w!

Liberty's Edge

I. R. Bird wrote:
C4w c4w!

*Gl4re$ 4+ +0z*


Y u c4ll us n00b wen clrly u r teh n00b! l0l!!!!!!1!!!11!!one!!!!!1eleven1!!!!!!


Ironicdisaster wrote:
Y u c4ll us n00b wen clrly u r teh n00b! l0l!!!!!!1!!!11!!one!!!!!1eleven1!!!!!!

ORLY? I R lete, U R Noob. Ur dudez t4k£ 4 LvL of FAIL!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!111

Shadow Lodge

Studpuffin wrote:
I. R. Bird wrote:
C4w c4w!
*Gl4re$ 4+ +0z*

Bw4h4h4h4h4h4h4!!1!

Sovereign Court

*fttt*

Nerds.


One Mask Among Many wrote:
Ironicdisaster wrote:
Y u c4ll us n00b wen clrly u r teh n00b! l0l!!!!!!1!!!11!!one!!!!!1eleven1!!!!!!
ORLY? I R lete, U R Noob. Ur dudez t4k£ 4 LvL of FAIL!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!111

Yea rly! You speeld l337 wrng to! LOLOL!! Stpid! You tAKE 100MILLION FAIL!!!1


Ironicdisaster wrote:
One Mask Among Many wrote:
Ironicdisaster wrote:
Y u c4ll us n00b wen clrly u r teh n00b! l0l!!!!!!1!!!11!!one!!!!!1eleven1!!!!!!
ORLY? I R lete, U R Noob. Ur dudez t4k£ 4 LvL of FAIL!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!111
Yea rly! You speeld l337 wrng to! LOLOL!! Stpid! You tAKE 100MILLION FAIL!!!1

My p0w3r is over 9,000, ur FAIL sc4r3s m3 n0t. I can haz ur picz.


One Mask Among Many wrote:
Ironicdisaster wrote:
One Mask Among Many wrote:
Ironicdisaster wrote:
Y u c4ll us n00b wen clrly u r teh n00b! l0l!!!!!!1!!!11!!one!!!!!1eleven1!!!!!!
ORLY? I R lete, U R Noob. Ur dudez t4k£ 4 LvL of FAIL!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!111
Yea rly! You speeld l337 wrng to! LOLOL!! Stpid! You tAKE 100MILLION FAIL!!!1
My p0w3r is over 9,000, ur FAIL sc4r3s m3 n0t. I can haz ur picz.

You r teh win. I conceed.


Ironicdisaster wrote:
One Mask Among Many wrote:
Ironicdisaster wrote:
One Mask Among Many wrote:
Ironicdisaster wrote:
Y u c4ll us n00b wen clrly u r teh n00b! l0l!!!!!!1!!!11!!one!!!!!1eleven1!!!!!!
ORLY? I R lete, U R Noob. Ur dudez t4k£ 4 LvL of FAIL!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!111
Yea rly! You speeld l337 wrng to! LOLOL!! Stpid! You tAKE 100MILLION FAIL!!!1
My p0w3r is over 9,000, ur FAIL sc4r3s m3 n0t. I can haz ur picz.
You r teh win. I conceed.

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha....


Days

School transmutation; Level sorcerer/wizard 9

Casting Time 1 day

Components V, S, M (a leather bound planner worth 2gp)

Range close see text

Target see text

Duration see text

Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance yes

You create an additional 24 hour period between any two days of the week. The caster chooses at casting time between which to days the new day will be inserted.


Detect Fairy

School divination; Level cleric 0, druid 0, paladin 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 0

Casting Time 1 standard action

Components V, S (flick of the wrist)

Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)

Target or Area one creature

Duration instantaneous

Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no

You determine whether a male creature is same sex oriented. You can determine whether the creature is top/bottom pitcher/catcher. The spell can penetrate barriers, but 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or 3 feet of 'wood' or dirt blocks it.


Create Waiter

School conjuration (creation); Level bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1

Casting Time 1 standard action

Components V, S, M (a white napkin)

Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)

Target one invisible, mindless, shapeless waiter

Duration 1 hour/level

Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no

The waiter is an invisible, mindless, shapeless force that serves drink or food at your command. It can run and fetch things, and hold chairs, as well as clean a table. The waiter can perform only one activity at a time, but it repeats the same activity over and over again if told to do so as long as you remain within range. It can open only normal doors, drawers, lids, and the like. It has an effective Strength score of 2 (so it can lift 20 pounds or drag 100 pounds). It can trigger traps and such, but it can exert only 20 pounds of force, which is not enough to activate certain pressure plates and other devices. It can't perform any task that requires a skill check with a DC higher than 10 or that requires a check using a skill that can't be used untrained. This waiter cannot fly, climb, or even swim (though it can walk on water). Its base speed is 15 feet.


CourtFool wrote:
Create Waiter...

For a moment, I thought this was going to be a high-level curse to cast on bards.

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

CourtFool wrote:
Create Waiter

Srsly I'd settle for Summon Waiter. I spent the last 10 minutes looking longingly at the bottom of my bottomless coffee cup. No tip for you.


Charlie Bell wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Create Waiter
Srsly I'd settle for Summon Waiter. I spent the last 10 minutes looking longingly at the bottom of my bottomless coffee cup. No tip for you.

Don't ever F%$K with the people who serve you food.


Charlie Bell wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Create Waiter
Srsly I'd settle for Summon Waiter. I spent the last 10 minutes looking longingly at the bottom of my bottomless coffee cup. No tip for you.

Coffee is for closers. Make some sales, you slacker!


Magic Thistle

School conjuration (creation) [plant]; Level druid 0

Casting Time 1 standard action

Components V, S

Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)

Effect up to 4 square feet of thistle/level

Duration instantaneous

Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no

This spell causes any variety of thistle decided by the caster at casting time to grow from any available soil. The thistle will be of full maturity and may spread naturally thereafter.


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