Carl is banned for not knowing that all cats are girls.
Zylphryx is banned for waxing philosophical, Hell, he's banned for waxing.
And none of us want to see that.
DJ-Bogie is banned for making me use mental eye-wash.
Captain Spalding is banned for not asking Issac to make you some Jager bombs instead. I'm sure Dr. Bricker and Gopher could help you back to your cabin afterward to sleep it off.
Gruumash is banned for forcing me to agree with him.
Scholz is banned for not letting me handle my own defense. Chauvinist.
Gruumash is banned to realize that I would never put my Paladinhood in jeopardy.
Kelsey is banned for playing the chauvinist card.
I know you would never give up your palidinhood for a benefits package, but let me try a different approach,,,
Come over to the dark side, we have cookies.
DJ Bogie is banned because that's no moon pie. It's a space station.
Spanky the Leprechaun is BANNED! for making me think of mini moon pies. They're the perfect size!
GoldenOpal is banned because I don't really like moon pies.
As for cookies, you can keep your evil sugary treats. Just because I'm a highly trained holy warrior doesn't mean I don't know how to bake my own. I can make a damn good scone.
Zylphryx is banned because I don't eat or drink any of the products he mentioned.
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<conspiracy rant>
Kelsey MacAilbert is banned because she did not deny she and her aliases are plotting to disrupt the supply lines of Moon Pies, RC Cola and Cheerwine! <begin fallacy> The fact she does not eat or drink any of these only proves her nefarious plans are already underway!!!! <end fallacy>
</conspiracy rant>
Zylphryx is banned for ranting.
But remember, it's not a conspiracy if they are really out to get you.
zylphryx is banned for being afraid of women.
DSP is banned for calling me Druumash I am not some sort of drum I am Gruumash the Orc God of Pirates damn you ninja fool. I will destroy you.
Gruumash is banned for dancing in Asmodeus' Disco Inferno.
Gruumash is banned for mistaking Jacetms87 AS a number. He is not a number! He is FREE MAN!
Carl is banned for not asking: if he really is free, why doesn't jacetms87 show his face. (says the guy who has no face, just an eye. Cruel Irony)
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Dr. Sigmund is banned for failing to realize my fist shaking is due to something far more basic. After all, if they have no face, it makes it more difficult to determine where exactly the head, and then typically, the brain is located. Being a brain sucking, squidly faced creature from the twisted minds of pulp horror, this is, of course, my main concern.
And you are further banned for being a head shrinker who by the nature of your title reduces my food supply! <shakes fist at Dr. Sigmund>
Zylphryx is banned for saying eating and not having any good food to share. Now Nasty orc eat you.
Nasty Orc is banned for cribbing most of his recipes from Dretchel Ray: 30 Minute Abyssal Meals.
Locke1520 is banned for confusing orcs with trolls. Trolls are found on the internet, not orcs.
Geistlinger is banned for failing to notice that this thread -- on the internet, note -- is infested with orcs.
Kavren Stark is banned for letting the orcs in in the first place.
Now that I'm back: All the orcs in Thread-Land are banned
@stroVal is banned for thinking he has the power to pull that off. I don't disagree with his intentions, but it's like getting rid of cockroaches, they keep multiplying and coming back.
Gran is banned for forgetting that the monkeys are his minions.
Minions
DJ-Bogie is banned because I need to ban someone.