GT is banned for not facing North.
Molten Dragon is banned for using Jack Sparrow's compass that doesn't point north.
Beardy gnome be banned for not trimming funny eyebrows.
Poog is banned for being a menace to society.
Belphegor is banned for not drinking his juice.
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GM-Beernog is banned for making me think about what exactly goes into making Poog Juice.
B.O.B is banned for bringing his own beer.
zorander6 is banned for jumping on the glowing red eyes bandwagon.
IHIYC is banned for hiding in my under-stair storage space, which is not, strictly speaking, a closet.
Banned for not having a proper closet.
GM_B is banned for not knowing Harry Potter's mailing address.
Banned for being ninja'd.
Banned because pirates beat ninja's.
Harkevich is banned due to the upcoming maintenance.
zorander6 is banned for what he did to zorander 1-5, it is too horrible for words.
Harkevich is banned for discussing hiding in his closet with his intern.
zorander6 is banned for making his own intern wax his eyebrows into those overly ridiculous points.
GM_beernorg is banned for being sober at the last game.
zorander6 is banned for not allowing me access to the paizo website earlier. How am I supposed to goof off at work if I can't access paizo.com???
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Molten Dragon is banned for being productive at work while the website is down.
IHIYC is banned because that's no temple, that the GoatToucher annex!!
MD is banned for not finishing his contract as the furnace in the local glass workshop.
IHIYC is banned because I am not feeling generous today.
Xeldaaren is banned for not banning the person in front of him/her. Also, he/she misspelled Drittz. It actually spelled like that. You have to BELIEVE!!!!
UltraGeek is banned for not coming in to my office to pick up the 24 boxes of contact lenses that you ordered and have not paid for yet.
DJ-Bogie is banned for not being named DJ-Boogie. Think of all the hilarious booger jokes we're missing out on.
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Molten Dragon is banned for trying to sell Wheaties fortified with glass shards. How many times do we need to tell you, we normal humans can't digest glass, only you can do that thanks to your being a walking blast furnace. Eating glass is in fact very painful and often deadly to the rest of us. But my mother really liked the "edible" glass bowl you sent her, even if she didn't eat it.
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GM Beernorg is banned for trying to pass himself off as a normal human. You aint foolin anybody with that green skin and those pointy ears!!!
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IHIYC is banned for changing bathroom door signs.
IHIYC is banned for making the checkout lines at Walmart so ungodly long!
Open another register already.
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IHIYC is banned for being a secret
Costco agent.
Legoguy is banned for leaving legos laying on the floor.
Beardy little guy be banned for glowy eyes.
The Poog of Zarongel is banned for having a tongue that is longer than allowed for goblins.
GM_Beernorg is banned 'cause I need to wet my whistle and he won't share his beer.
Cluny is banned for not getting that case of mange taken care of.
Triphoppenskip is banned for not using his chew block to wear down his lower incisors, those are going to grow through your soft pallet and brain pan!