BANNED!

[lucky7]

rashly5 is banned for loss of consciousness.

[Vrog Skyreaver]

lucky7 is banned for being a different creature type.

[♣♠Magic♦♥]

Banned for blatant speciesism!

[Vrog Skyreaver]

magic is still banned for my lack-o taco.

[Mark Hoover]

Vrog is banned because I'm not at Con o' the North yet!!!!

[Vrog Skyreaver]

The original hoovster is banned because only a fool would go north in this weather.

[Mark Hoover]

The ripper of air is banned for not realizing: I AM that fool!

[Vrog Skyreaver]

Mark Hoover is banned for being the brute squad.

[♣♠Magic♦♥]

Vrog is banned for back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back bannings.

[Vrog Skyreaver]

no taco, magic? talk to the BAN!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Vrog Skyreaver is banned for stopping in the Red Zone.

[rashly5]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for having a repetitively long name to type out every time. It's annoying.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

rashly5 is banned for not doing what I do: Quote using the "Reply" button -> delete everything but name of poster quoted -> add whatever -> profit!

[Vrog Skyreaver]

Hidey hole is banned for rules lawyering the message boards.

[Mater Slaad]

Vrog Skyreaver is banned for a little while.

[Quiche Lord Gille de Rais]

Mater Slaad is banned because the slaad invasion must be contained !

[Tater Slaad]

Quiche Lord Gille de Rais is banned because trying to stop the Slaad invasion is like trying to expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Tater Slaad is banned because there will never be another DJ-Bogie, so stop trying.

[Quiche Lisp]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for pandering to beholders.

[lucky7]

Quiche Lisp is banned for not looking out for the man with the gun.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

lucky7 is banned for paranoia-mongering.

[lucky7]

IHIYC is banned for being serious.

[rashly5]

lucky7 is banned because why not serious?

[Richard D Webb]

rashly5 is banned due to eating too many Ramen noodles.

[♣♠Magic♦♥]

Edgar Allen Po is banned because that's not possible.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

♣♠Magic♦♥ is banned for being the worst nutritionist ever.

[Mark Hoover]

IHIYC is banned for being surgically incapable of frowning

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Mark Hoover is banned for discriminating against the disabled.

[Schism]

IHIYC is banned for scaring the Closet Monster.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, Schism be banned fer usin' all tha hair gel.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Pirate is banned for vaporing without a license.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for failing to provide me with cured smoked pork belly.

[rashly5]

gran rey de los bacon is banned for failing to provide me a picture of said cured smoked pork belly.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

rashly5 is banned for advertising personal perversities we didn't need to hear about.

[Mark Hoover]

Jingler McEyebrows is banned for not being accepting of everyone's proclivities

[Schism]

The Vaccuum is banned for having shifty eyes.

and if any of the next banners say I am banned for having no eyes, they are banned for being unimaginative.

[♣♠Magic♦♥]

Banned for having eyes, but not being able to use them.
How's that? :P

[Mark Hoover]

Magic is banned not saying there is no EYE in team

[rashly5]

Mark Hoover is banned for not screaming.

[Mark Hoover]

The Rash Man is banned for conforming to the crowd

[God of Fate]

Mark Hoover is banned for not allowing me to have my destiny.

[Mark Hoover]

Dr Fate is banned for defying the Norns.

[The Mad Badger]

Mark Hoover is banned for helping the Normands try to conqueror Pict Land.

[rashly5]

The Mad Badger is banned for being ambiguous as to the meaning of Mad in his name.

[Schism]

The rash is banned for not realizing "we are all mad here".

[Mark Hoover]

Schism is banned because I dont think you're HAPPY enough.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Mark Hoover is banned for conspiracy to assassinate Pope Frank.

[Mark Hoover]

In is banned for televising the revolution

[skyshark]

Mark is banned for wearing socks with sandals.

[π@®®@+0®]

Banned because my dinosaur can beat up your dinosaur...