BANNED!

[Cr500cricket]

Cr500cricket is banned for rhyming

[Cr500cricket]

cr500cricket is banned for banning himself

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Cr500cricket is banned for wishing upon WAAAY too many stars.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

IHIYC is banned for not not intervening with the gnome earlier.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

The fiend fantastic is banned for having not enough horns

[Kat's Eye]

The Ulfen Death Squad is banned for putting poor defensless kittens to sleep.

[♣♠Magic♦♥]

Eye is banned because the kittens needed to nap or they'll be up running around all the time. They'll be awake soon enough.

[Cr500cricket]

Magic is banned for liking cards WAAAY too much

[Schism]

The 500 lb cricket is banned for eating too much.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Schism is banned because the Jolly Green Giant's barber needs her so he can whip up another batch of shaving lather.

[Cr500cricket]

I'm hiding in your closet is banned for being yet another evil jester and for not correcting schism that I am CR 500 not 500 lbs

[The Fiend Fantastic]

cricket is banned for objecting the existance of jesters.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Fiend Fantastic is banned for misdiagnosing Cr500cricket's problem; he's right that there may be too many "Mad Jesters" running around these forums, but he fails to understand why I insist on this avatar in spite of having tried many others in my time: It's called "Wore It Best."

[Ranger Alissa]

The Grinning Jester is banned for spreading his insanity all over Paizo's web.

[Monica Bellucci]

Ranger Alissa is banned for failing to fix her lockjaw.

[Quiche Lisp]

Monica Belluci banned for being obviously jealous of Ranger Alissa.

[Ranger Alissa]

The lipless lisp is banned for thinking he has to stand up for me.

[The Nasty Orc]

Ranger Alissa is banned for attacking the party.

[Ranger Alissa]

The Nasty Orc is banned for killing brains and eating babies.

[Cr500cricket]

Ranger Alissa is banned for banning innocent orcs

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Cr500cricket is banned because his moustache is too long.

[Cr500cricket]

fiend is banned for banning me

[Ranger Alissa]

The cricket is banned for lighting his mustache on fire.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Alissa is banned for being a traitor.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

AM SORCERER TOO is banned because Fonzie hair DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Jester boy is banned for being illogical.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

AM SORCERER TOO is banned for stating the jester illogical. Jesters make no sense at all, it's their job.

[Captain Spalding]

The Fiend is banned for being a jobless bum.

[Cr500cricket]

Captain Spalding is banned for lacking the skills to promoted to Major

[Schism]

The cricket is banned for not being on the end of a hook.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Schism is banned for being too green.

[Quiche Lisp]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for being himself.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

QL is banned for peeing himself.

[Gruumash .]

Spanky is banned for doing other things on himself and not cleaning up afterwards.

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

The underbite is banned for only having 2 teeth.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

The Dr G scarecrow is banned for his funny hat.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Fiend Fantastic is banned out of mercy - after a remark like that, you're lucky I got to you before The High Pontiff of Canon did.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

IHIYC is banned for worrying for a fiend.

Still, a stamp for you for a bann-skip by me next time.

[Cr500cricket]

TFF is banned for not specifying the type of fiend he is

[Angry Little Guy]

Cricket is banned for not knowing the "Don't Ask Don't tell policy." that accompanies fiends.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Angry Little Guy is banned for at least 3 fairly egregious punctuation errors in one sentence.

[Quiche Lisp]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because I said so.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Quiche Lisp is banned so he can think of a better reason than that.

[Quiche Lisp]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for daring to think I need a good reason to ban him: all jesters are bannable at will by my regal whim !

[♣♠Magic♦♥]

Banned because you can't be royalty.
The only shiny thing on your head is your scalp.

[Midgard Serpent]

Magic is banned for refusing to be hasenpfeffer.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Midgard Serpent is banned for the awful green breath exhuming from his throat.

[Cr500cricket]

The fiend is banned because he is

[Quiche Lisp]

CR5000Cricket is banned because a CR this high unbalances the game. Also, he pretended to be a gnome for a while.

[Ranger Alissa]

Quichie is banned for not realizing a CR 500 Cricket = a Lvl 1 Human.