BANNED!

[gran rey de los nekkid]

Tirq is banned because he never told me when to show up to help him strip.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for using the words Tirq and strip in the same forum.

[gran rey de los nekkid]

DJ-Bogie is banned for denying Tirq the fun of bumping and grinding to crappy music in the hope that strangers will tuck dollar bills into his g-string.

[Midnight_Angel]

Gran rey is banned for giving me the mental image of Tirq wearing only a g-string.

Now, where did I put the Brain Bleach (tm)...?

[DJ-Bogie]

Angel is banned for hogging the brain bleach. I need some to.

[Charles Scholz]

DJ-Bogie is banned for being a moocher.

[Tirq]

Charles is banned for totally missing the point that DJ doesn't actually have a brain to bleach.

[Midnight_Angel]

Tirq is banned for picking on the cerebrally challenged.

[Tirq]

Midnight Angel is banned for picking on the Celebrity Challenged.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Tirq is banned for failure to wash his thong.

[Tirq]

gran rey de los kamehameha is banned because 1) I don't have a thong.

and 2) Even if I did have one, I would wash it.

[DJ-Bogie]

Tirq (and Gran) are banned because I now need more Brain Bleach.

[gran rey de los everything]

DJ-Bogie is banned because this is all part of my plan. I recently bought a large amount of Brain Bleach stock, and if I drive up demand for it then I make tons of money!!!

[FuelDrop]

Gran rey de los everything is banned for failing to realize that the brain bleach he bought was actually water, which I'd swapped for the real brain bleach earlier that very day. It is indeed all part of a plan... my plan.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

FuelDrop is banned because he is merely another cog in the machine.

[FuelDrop]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned, in accordance with the prophecies.

[gran rey de los banned]

FuelDrop is banned for resorting to the old "in accordance with the prophecies" line.

[Midnight_Angel]

FuelDrop is banned. The Prophecy was a sham, anyway.

[gran rey de los everything]

Midnight_Angel is banned because it is not midnight.

[Kat's Eye]

gran is banned because it is always midnight somewhere.

[Tirq]

Kat's eye is banned because he missed the kitty Litter box.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Tirq is banned for banning Kat's Eye before making him clean up his mess up. So now you can clean it up for him so we can proceed to finish banning you.

[gran rey de los banned]

Conman is banned for letting the cat in.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

ReyBan is banned for not making cool sunglasses anymore.

[Midgard Serpent]

The Vicious Chicken is banned for being too tough to frickasee.

[DJ-Bogie]

Midgard Serpent is banned for complaining about poorly cooked chicken when we all know you prefer eating it while it is still squirming.

[gran rey de los banned]

DJ-Bogie is banned because I think the snake meant to say the chicken is tough to "frickin see".

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

grand line de los one piece is banned because I'm fairly easy to see. Hi, Pot? This is Kettle. You're black.

[gran rey de los everything]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned because it is not difficult to see me. You just aren't looking the right way.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Girdle is banned because as DJ likes to say i'm always looking right and I don't se $#!%

[Tirq]

Conman is banned for missing his eye doctor appointment. DJ needs to see all his patients within the months of September and October.

[Quiche Lisp]

Tirq is banned because he forced me to ban him (her ?).

And in doing so, he made my liberal heart* bleed, and I responded in righteous anger by banning him. Thus I banned him.

And that made my libertous heart bleed*, and so I lashed out in pain, responding by banning him, and....

RECURSIVE BAN RECURSIVE BAN RECURSIVE BAN RECURSIVE...

Man, that felt (a little too) good !

* in political rethorics, liberal hearts are always bleeding. It's like... bleed damage which always botch its save, I guess.

EDIT: don't fear, right-wing leaning friends. I jest about me having a liberal heart: I have no heart at all, of course !

[Tirq]

1) Him. 2) Banned for being recursive.

[gran rey de los everything]

Tirq is banned for wearing shiny armor. It makes you an easier target, man!

[FuelDrop]

Gran rey de los everything is banned because my mum's forcing me to watch some cruddy real estate program and i want to take out my frustration on someone.
sorry mate.

[Tirq]

FuelDrop is banned for continuesly being kidnapped by people and forced to do random things. By the way, tell your mother that I said hi. She still owes me for that "Mephistopheles" buisness.

[Belphegor]

Tirq is banned for interfering with the business of Demons.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Belphegor is banned for implying business is for Demons, we all know it's for Devils.

[Tirq]

DJED is banned because I lost the link to his website in which he DJs on monday.

[Quiche Lisp]

Tirq is banned for impugning the sanctity of Mothers !

[Tater Slaad]

Quiche Lisp is banned for having a mother.

[Illias]

Tater is banned for looking too closely.

[Werewoof of London]

Illias is banned for monitoring my viewing.

[Quiche Lisp]

Werewoof of London is banned because he shed fur on the carpet.

[Tirq]

Quiche is banned for taking a vacation and not bringing back any souveniers for me and the other Paizonians that constantly talk to you.

[Quiche Lisp]

Look ! I got you a plush: it's a +1 cuddly bear of... banning !

You're banned, Tirq !

My cunning is limitless. That little vacation empowered me back !

[gran rey de los everything]

Quiche Lisp is banned for cheating. Using magic items to ban is clearly out of line.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

gran is banned for making up rules as he goes along.

[DJ-Bogie]

El Dios is banned for trying to restrain Gran, many have tried, all have failed.

[gran rey de los everything]

DJ-Bogie is banned for pointing out my unrestrainableness.