He's the same as a human, but with the "hairy bastard" template.
What are Bigfoot's stats?
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Does knowing I have Big Blue tattooed on my arm weird you out?
Who would be the best choice for ruler in our Kingmaker campaign: Arolys the Elven ranger, Mikli the slave girl, Rowynn the bard, or Ginni the Dwarven cleric of Desna?
What's the best way to get Troll blood stains out of ones clothes?
And lastly, When are we gonna see a FAWTL template in the Bestiary?
Oh yeah, my wife wants to know if you would sign her breast at the next PaizoCon?
No, Rowynn the bard (because bards are the best), fire or acid, FAWTL?, sure!
No, Rowynn the bard (because bards are the best), fire or acid, FAWTL?, sure!Does knowing I have Big Blue tattooed on my arm weird you out?
Who would be the best choice for ruler in our Kingmaker campaign: Arolys the Elven ranger, Mikli the slave girl, Rowynn the bard, or Ginni the Dwarven cleric of Desna?
What's the best way to get Troll blood stains out of ones clothes?
And lastly, When are we gonna see a FAWTL template in the Bestiary?
Oh yeah, my wife wants to know if you would sign her breast at the next PaizoCon?
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James, first I wanted to thank you for answering my previous posts.
I do have a question: What was the thinking behind the development of the Summoner?
The primary gap the summoner fills is that it provides the game with an arcane spellcaster with a combat pet. Divine classes have several: the druid for one, and the paladin and the ranger as well. Arcane spellcasters have familiars, but those are HARDLY combat options; with the summoner, we can have an arcane spellcaster who has a cool monster.
The summoner also was designed to appeal to folks who grew up on games like Final Fantasy, Warcraft, Pokemon, or any number of video games where you have the ability to capture and then summon and control powerful monsters to do your bidding.
And finally, the summoner gives players a chance to "play the monster." I'm not sure how many folks have realized this, but you can basically use the summoner as a way to play a version of pretty much ANY monster in the Bestiary, as long as you get a little creative. We don't have solid rules yet for folks who wanna play a minotaur or a babau demon or a treant, but with the summoner, you can customize your eidolon to scratch that itch.
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Oh, that reminds me: my brand new pack of Vis-a-Vis markers disappeared. Can you tell me where they went? Did Aztrucomon take them home the last time we gamed in Oak Cliff?
Nope; in your case, a four-foot tall sumo wrestler dressed as the Green Lantern snuck into your home and took them. She said she'll return them next week.
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Why is that when ever I stick my finger in an empty light socket I wake up on the floor?
Because those sockets are where the floor's gravity is siphoned. By putting your finger in there, the gravity increases and you get slammed down on the floor. So does the rest of the world. We're getting kinda tired of it so knock it off. OUCH! I SAID STOP IT!
Why is that when ever I stick my finger in an empty light socket I wake up on the floor?Because those sockets are where the floor's gravity is siphoned. By putting your finger in there, the gravity increases and you get slammed down on the floor. So does the rest of the world. We're getting kinda tired of it so knock it off. OUCH! I SAID STOP IT!
~laughter~ Smartass!
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Do you know the way to San Jose?
Why is it you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If you build it, will he come? whoa! that one could be dirty...
What is going to happen to Eric? Will he live? Will Pam sacrifice herself?
Is Russell the coolest badguy on that show or what?
You're speaking in squeaks and honks. I'm gonna take a wild guess at what you're asking about and say:
Yes, irony, depends on how long you nail it, chicken pox, no, yes, nope.
Stiffler's mom or Stacy's mom?
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Okay then: Where is the current location of the Ark of the Covenant?He skipped my question. I haz a sad. :-(Post it again! Of course, if I skipped it because it wasn't worthy, that'll just get you a DOUBLE sad. The internet is FULL OF RISKS.
OH! It got blown up by the nuclear bomb, and since it wasn't in a lead-lined refrigerator, I suspect it's gone forever. If it wasn't blown up, it might be hidden in our own warehouse. It kind of looks similar with all the giant scary shelves filled with boxes now...
Mmmmm... succubus... (drools)Dear Mr. Jacobs,
blah blah blah succubus blah . Succubi, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...
Nom nom!?
*drools*
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James Jacobs, will this rash go away on its own?
No. You need to press a brand new Core Rulebook to it for 20 minutes every evening. And make sure it's a fresh, brand new, just purchased one. Repeat this process for 3 weeks and if you don't see an improvement, you might need to add a daily Bestiary to the procedure.
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Are you bored with answering questions, found a new interest and are going to let this thread fade into Paizo legend?
Nope! I was working on the Bestiary 2 for a bit, then I came home to watch Creepozoids. Which, despite a steamy bit of Linnea Quigley nudity... was NOT all that good of a movie.
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Coincidence! I'm rereading A Mote in God's Eye.
What's your favorite Niven/Pournelle book and why?
Good book.
I am going to go out on a limb and say James' favourite would be The Legacy of Heorot, with Footfall in second place.
James, am I right?
Nope. As I mention above, Lucifer's Hammer is the only one I've read so far, but it was DAMN good.
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More questions: What has your favourite campaign been to run and play in to date?
Favorite one I've run: A tie between one I ran for a bunch of friends back in college; they all played Shoanti tribe members defending their homeland from the advance of a nation of Lawful Neutral gun-wielding civilized expansionists, and Savage Tide.
Favorite one I've played in: A tie between Jason Nelson's game where I played Shensen (see our "NPC Guide" for her stats) and Erik Mona's Age of Worms campaign.
