Interesting in-game quote

[Brother Elias]

From Sunday's PFS event at Armored Gopher Games in Urbana, IL.

From a fighter to my cleric:

"Listen, I understand that you like to animate dead things, but if we find the body of an elf, please don't."

[Krome]

lol

[Tim Statler]

From a running of "Murder on the Throaty Mermaid":

Players are talking to Azuretta:
"He said he came to you, you said you came to him. I just want to know who did the coming>"

also later:
"Let's be Diplomic."

[Mystic_Snowfang]

From a one of the boat moduals, with characters my boyfriend and I play (twin cavaliers who have the competitive trait).

"I can save myself just fine!" As my cavalier drags her twin, who is in medium armour from the bottom of the river after several failed swim checks. Thanks to the nat 20 on the swim check... and a successful grapple check to force him to surface... things were amusing.

[David Neilson]

"Clever use of positioning, but I have bad news for you, my dog knows Kung-Fu." Said by my Halfling Paladin right before charging across difficult terrain on aforementioned dragon style using dog.

[Eric Brittain]

I am currently listening to a table of Citadel of Flame running at Kingdom Con 2014, that could be transcribed as a very risque comedy for radio. [Details redacted for a familiar friendly audience].

Seriously had me laughing so hard I couldn't focus on anything else.

Good times in San Diego.

[Ragendar]

GM: "The man drops to his knees before you and begs for his life."
Paladin: "I pull out my warhammer and smite evil."

~

(Involving a surrendered pack of goblins)
Me: "But you're a dwarf! You HATE goblins!"
Dwarf: "They're not so bad once you've enslaved them."

[Dylos]

So here's what happened when I was playing shattered star. We were at this shed and I asked the GM, how strong do the walls look? He says not very, so I roll a strength check and smash through the wall and yell "OH YEAH!"

[RAdeMorris]

A phrase around our circle that makes some players twitch is "Coffee!" said by the gnomish alchemist as he's throwing his bombs.

[nosig]

Had a 9 year old brake the table up during the VC briefing, when the VC was explaining that the PF Society doesn't PAY the PCs, the 9 year old brakes in with the In Character statement that she's "...just in the for the money!"

yes! great things we are teaching the youth of today!

[SCPRedMage]

Richard deMorris wrote:

A phrase around our circle that makes some players twitch is "Coffee!" said by the gnomish alchemist as he's throwing his bombs.

...

My gnomish alchemist once played an entire scenario chugging coffee to help with altitude sickness, and I've since joked that he now uses coffee as a base for his extracts ever since.

Of course, thanks to the Explosive Missile discovery and a level of gunslinger, he SHOOTS his bombs at people, but still, eerily similar...

[Arutema]

From a run of 'The Mantis's Prey':

Player: I manticle[sic] him.
Me: Manticle?
Player: Yes.
Me: You've been fighting too many mantises.

From 'Rasputin Must Die'

Spoiler:

Player: I disbelieve.
Me: The tank?
Player: No, Russia.

[The-Silence]

One of the members in the try to buy an intimate picture of Zarta Dralneen, and then another party members said this beautiful quote
"500 gold is a lot of money for a wank, Jade Feather".

[blackbloodtroll]

Cleric of Sarenrae: "You're a servant of Lamashtu? Why are you with the Pathfinder Society?"

Inquisitor of Lamashtu: "Have you met these guys? I serve the Mother of Monsters. Most of these guys are monsters."

[Brew City Crafter]

For those who went to Midwinter 2015 in Milwaukee will remember the quote of the Con, from a certain little goblin.

"I don't want to be a Pathfinder!"

[trollbill]

Tim Statler wrote:

From a running of "Murder on the Throaty Mermaid":

Players are talking to Azuretta:
"He said he came to you, you said you came to him. I just want to know who did the coming>"

also later:
"Let's be Diplomic."

Player (to Azuretta): How did you end up under the employ of the captain?

GM: MONSTER.com

[trollbill]

Fighter: I'm wounded and I have these painful howler spines sticking out of me.
Gunslinger: Drink this. It will make you feel better.
Fighter: Thanks! What is it. A potion of cure light wounds?
Gunslinger: Whiskey.

[Disturbed1]

Me: Since it should be pretty clear this guy wasnt convinced by that Diplomacy check, I'd like to make one as well.
GM: Ok, what do you say?
Me: "Come on, man. Come on." *Diplo 32*
Gm: *sigh*

[niteowl24]

The fighter to the cleric:

"Did you just plane shift the mission objective to the Maelstrom?"

[PAZ42]

Skull & Shackles spoiler:

Good aligned PC: "Captain, we can't kill those men. What if they're not evil?"
Captain, looking annoyed: "We're getting five ships out of it! We need those ships!"

As the crew leaves, the captain turns to the not-so-good aligned magus and says, "I need you to get us those ships."

Magus, without hesitating says "Aye, aye, captain!"

[RealAlchemy]

Background : My core rogue had stealthed into a warehouse using a potion of reduce person, discovering an Andoran prisoner tied up inside. He hid near the prisoner, really hoping the three NPCs near the prisoner would move. Nobody was moving, and finally the duration of the potion was about to come up. So, he threw a coin to another section of the warehouse to make some noise. This got two of them to move but not the third. At this point, one round of duration remained.

"Oh, the hell with it. For Andor and the revolution!" With that, he fired off a bow sneak attack on the one who didn't move.

"Well, everybody roll initiative."

[The Great Rinaldo!]

RealAlchemy wrote:

Background : My core rogue had stealthed into a warehouse using a potion of reduce person, discovering an Andoran prisoner tied up inside. He hid near the prisoner, really hoping the three NPCs near the prisoner would move. Nobody was moving, and finally the duration of the potion was about to come up. So, he threw a coin to another section of the warehouse to make some noise. This got two of them to move but not the third. At this point, one round of duration remained.

"Oh, the hell with it. For Andor and the revolution!" With that, he fired off a bow sneak attack on the one who didn't move.

"Well, everybody roll initiative."

I was really hoping you'd wait it out and get stuck when the potion wore off, and have to talk your way out of that. :-)

[blackbloodtroll]

Barbarian PC: "I am a monster in battle, and can bend iron bars. I will crush any foe set before me. What skills do harbor friend?"

Oracle PC: "I am an Oracle".

Barbarian PC: "So, you can see the future?"

Oracle PC: "No."

Barbarian PC: "So, you can view behind walls, or miles away, without being there?"

Oracle PC: "No."

Barbarian PC: "Can you tell me my Destiny?"

Oracle PC: "No."

Barbarian PC: "You say you're an Oracle, but you can't see the future, or even anything beyond your line of sight. You can't even tell me my Destiny. You are a terrible Oracle."