Indeed, I am not certain an international space hotel is a good idea...think of the possible bed bug problems alone.
The next poster has an unusual solution to the problem of bed bugs at an international space hotel.
As a part of the War on Pterodactyls.
The next poster protects themselves and their partners with Freedom Letters, starts off proceedings with Freedom Kisses and makes things interesting with great big jars of Freedom Mustard.
It got problematic when I finally got to travel to Freedom. Turns out it didn't live up to its name. And, it didn't have any Freedom Maids.
The next poster has a great deal on necromantic surplus they want to offer us.
Stupid bear-trap.
The next poster wants to fling a thing.
Been there. Done That. Next.
Then next poster never got past level three because.....
Because flumph. Yeah, I know.
Next poster put the car keys somewhere inconvenient.
Found them in my third left tentacle.
The next poster knows a better place to keep things.
Too bad I drank the water.
The next poster suffers from an irratible bowl.
At least its better thatln the friendly turkey baster. Animated kitchen utensils with personalities is nothing like Beauty and The Beast.
Next poster was beaten up by his future self for undetermined reasons.
Let me tell you, future self came as a pretty big surprise.
Next poster has just lost something from the monster collection. Something bad.
My patience..[/DRAGON BREATH]
The next poster failed an unnecessary saving throw with dire consequences.
A stethoscope is a versatile instrument.
The next poster wanted to be a doctor, but ...
It's not my fault he couldn't hold his liquor.
The next poster makes a very unique moonshine.
I have been mistaken for one once.
The next poster stayed awake all night.
Not enough leg room back here!
Next poster is in the car in the other lane, picking his nose as if other drivers can't see him!
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Then I enjoyed a dustpan with Pestilence
Then partook of a vacuum cleaner with War
Then indulged in a squeegee mop with Famine.
The next poster is the fifth Horseman.
Hello, my name is Leroy Jenkins.
The next poster is the horse.
And I made myself president of the Dragon 's Union of Mighty Breathers.
The next poster wants to hold a D.U.M.B. office too.
I think I'm going back to Massachusetts... TO HAND YOU YOUR G*DD*A*N A*S OR A *O*D*AM* PLATE!!
The next poster can tell by the way I use my walk.
Indeed I shall! A new day will dawn for those who stand, and the forests will echo with laughter.
You stick around I'll make it worth your while. The next poster's got numbers beyond what you can dial.
Call 1-800-PULG-A-LOT and kick them nasty thoughts.
The next poster knows what it can take to be a man.
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It doesn't take much. I'll let my friends here elaborate.
The next poster knows how to expand a small mind.
Aaaahhhhh.
Then next poster only rests while on duty.
The only problem was no one else in the party liked the idea of me keeping all the treasure...so I ate them, and now I'm a reoccurring NPC villain used to punish munchkin players.
The next poster will now share with us their ultimate munchkin character.
And all I could see was glass.
The next poster knows what's behind the Green Door