Advanced Player's Guide silliness: Bonuses for being a prostitute


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Malaclypse wrote:
And yes, I do believe that in general someone who is specialized in ancient history is a more credible source for historical information

You'd be wrong. Unless they made the discovery themselves. Any sucker in a history class is equally credible. The only difference is the person with a PhD spent several years learning to collect and sift through other people's work.

But the point of the matter is, no matter what one person espouses in a educational context, one can find equally qualified people espousing quite the opposite. Your argument is therefore unimportant.


Caineach wrote:


I've had published history phds espouse the scientific and historical evidence of ley lines. The phd doesn't make them any less b#%!#@* insane. There may be truth in her writting; there may not be. She is no more or less likely to be biased by her views than others. Some of the things that get by peer review are laughable, and since you only linked to 1 small portion of her writting which does not show how she came to her conclusion, it must be taken with a grain of salt.

Obviously, this is true. But she is not the only one who holds the view mentioned above. And in doubt, I rather trust historians than psychologists when discussing history. And being published by Oxford and Cambridge does lend her views some credibility.


Malaclypse wrote:
Caineach wrote:


I've had published history phds espouse the scientific and historical evidence of ley lines. The phd doesn't make them any less b#%!#@* insane. There may be truth in her writting; there may not be. She is no more or less likely to be biased by her views than others. Some of the things that get by peer review are laughable, and since you only linked to 1 small portion of her writting which does not show how she came to her conclusion, it must be taken with a grain of salt.

Obviously, this is true. But she is not the only one who holds the view mentioned above. And in doubt, I rather trust historians than psychologists when discussing history. And being published by Oxford and Cambridge does lend her views some credibility.

Hardly. But that's another matter.


Cartigan wrote:


You'd be wrong. Unless they made the discovery themselves. Any sucker in a history class is equally credible.

This is so obviously wrong I do not even know where to start.

Cartigan wrote:
The only difference is the person with a PhD spent several years learning to collect and sift through other people's work.

Your disdain for science does not make it worthless. If she spent several years reading material relevant to the topic, this actually does make her opinion more credible on that topic.


The one thing that screams out in my head about this whole thread is the title AMIB choose.

"Advanced Player's Guide Silliness"

I keep thinking about it and can only come to one conclusion.

When he started this thread he only thought the "Sacred Prostitute" Trait was "Silly" Somewhere after making his initial post he descided he also found it morally questionable/distasteful.

It just seems an odd title for the thread if someone actually had a moral objection to the topic. "Silly" isnt the word I would use when in a moral dilema.

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graywulfe wrote:

That distinction aside, you are expecting your beliefs to be assuaged in Paizo's material. This isn't likely to happen. Paizo's material, in general not just Golarion, is not PG. That is the way it is. It is not likely to change.

Aside from that, why should your belief(simplified while not meaning to be disrespectful), that it is wrong and should be avoided in the game's material, trump my belief that there is nothing inherently wrong with it and it should therefore be given a place in the game, no less prominent than any other minor aside piece. In short, Why is you belief more important, in this context, than mine?

It isn't. I'm suggesting that Paizo serve us both.

I assume you have Gods & Magic and are happy with it; that excerpt makes me sad and reduces my likelihood of purchasing it to zero, but the odds were already negligible. (Maybe there are other people who agree with me who might have bought it who won't now, but I can't speak for them.) I'd ideally like to see G&M changed, but I'd also like a few million dollars to spend as I like. Demanding the former is as obnoxious and pointless as demanding the latter.

I think that adding the Calistrian Prostitute trait was entirely gratuitous, especially since it was already published elsewhere and could have trivially been replaced with an identical trait that didn't generate needless offense. Are you impoverished (and I don't mean monetarily) by allowing Calistrian clergy who are not prostitutes to specialize in noticing other peoples' lies and self-deceptions? I don't think it's unreasonable to ask that Paizo be a bit more careful next time time. I'd rather never have to have a conversation like this again and see a hundred things like Selective Spell.


Zaister wrote:
Why not? Sacred prostitutes even have a historical precedent.

No. Actually it's a myth.

Carry on.


Yes, in the culture I have grown up and live still, prostitution is frowned upon - though it is legal.

Do I have a problem with this in my game?

Hell no!

Let me give you a list of other things that are frowned upon and/or illegal in my country/culture:

  • Slavery and domination in general
  • Murder, and generally killing anyone for any reason other than self-defence (and this includes the government)
  • Solving any problems with violence (again, if you have to defend yourself against violence using violence yourself, it is considered okay to do so)
  • Looting corpses
  • Desecrating tombs
  • Theft and swindeling
  • Indecent behaviour

    There's more, but I probably missed some things, and others I did not mention intentionally:

    All these things are things the Pathfinder Core Rules (and many other RPG rules) support:

  • Many spellcasters can learn dominate person to mentally enslave someone, and slavery is legal in many game worlds or parts thereof
  • The Assassin is a core rule PrC, and the game generally grants awards for killing people.
  • A lot of the rules are about violence
  • It is customary in many RPGs to rob someone you just killed
  • A lot of dungeons are tombs you visit to desecrate
  • There's rules for all stealing and swindling, as well as many similar crimes. Classes like rogue and bard are created to be able to excel in these things.
  • Walking around armed, starting fights on the street in broad daylight, and many, many other activities common in RPGs qualify for this.

    Yes, I play RPGs. My characters kill sentient beings - some of them do it for fun. They dominate and enslave, use copious amounts of violence, they loot, desecrate, steal, lie, and act like nobody could stop them. And they make use of prostitutes.

    Not everything at once, or all the time, and not every character even does everything on the list regularly, or at all, but it's all been done.

    Does that mean I'm a whoremonger in real life? Nope. No more than I am violent, murderous, disrespectful for the departed or other people's belongings, or anything else on the list.

    So what's worse about a book for advanced players having a single rule for prostitutes when the book for basic players have killions of rules for brutes and murderers?

    I must say, looking at that list above, prostitution is the least reprehensible, with the possible exception of indecent behaviour, depending on what exactly we're talking about.

    I'd rather pay someone for sex than pay someone to kill a person. I'd rather go to the brothel than steal stuff, or beat someone up because I feel like it, or make a person my possession and treat him accordingly, or take an expensive watch off a stiff I find lying in the woods. Not that I intend to do anything off that list, but if I were to start, I'd start (and stop) with prostitution!

    Note that we're talking about prostitution in of itself. People deciding to make their money that way. If they're forced into it, it's not just prostitution, it's slavery. If the pimp beats the working girls, it's violence.

    But apparently, there are people, even today, who chose this, and not because they're in dire straights.

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    What outrages me is the lack of rules for cocaine, including the DCs for cutting it properly using Craft (8ball).

    How can you have hookers, and not blow? That's like peanut butter without chocolate.


    Malaclypse wrote:


    Your disdain for science does not make it worthless.

    Your blind acceptance of an single researcher's opinion as the be-all, end-all of the argument buoyed by an equally blind of acceptance of the peer review process does not make you a bleeding authority figure on what is right and wrong.

    Quote:
    If she spent several years reading material relevant to the topic, this actually does make her opinion more credible on that topic.

    ..as would anyone else having researched the same topic.


    Sebastian wrote:

    What outrages me is the lack of rules for cocaine, including the DCs for cutting it properly using Craft (8ball).

    How can you have hookers, and not blow? That's like peanut butter without chocolate.

    Saving it for a later book, Sebastian. Gotta bring in all the suckers, tease 'em a little first with the hookers, then hook 'em later. Marketing, m'man, marketing;)


    Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean Paizo isn't selective. It's appeared before, and received no outcry against it, it fits in the game world, and doesn't overpower other traits. It's an element of the living society that they're trying to present, and it's not beyond belief that a character might have that as a background.

    Between your absurd arguments that "stealth doesn't work", based on the premise that if a rogue marches right up to a farmer and his dog and then tries to steal a chicken, he will be spotted - how many hundred posts did that thread go to? There have been other problems you've had on the board, all which resulted in your continuing the argument without acknowledging the interpretations that 3/4 of the other gamers seemed to agree on, OR the explanations of the developers.

    You don't like it, and you won't include it in your games. That's fine, and completely your choice. But that's not the same thing at all as "Paizo did a bad job", which seems to be your point here.

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    Sebastian wrote:

    What outrages me is the lack of rules for cocaine, including the DCs for cutting it properly using Craft (8ball).

    How can you have hookers, and not blow? That's like peanut butter without chocolate.

    The drug rules are in the GMG, Paizo spreads this stuff out over multiple books to make you buy more and more books.

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    Where's the rules for riding the white pony?!?!?

    And how much does a set of 10 syringes cost in gp?

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    Lyingbastard wrote:
    Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean Paizo isn't selective. It's appeared before, and received no outcry against it, it fits in the game world, and doesn't overpower other traits. It's an element of the living society that they're trying to present, and it's not beyond belief that a character might have that as a background.

    It appeared in a Golarion book, for what it's worth.

    Quote:
    Between your absurd arguments that "stealth doesn't work"

    Man, you hold a grudge a long time.

    Mal wrote:
    Your disdain for science does not make it worthless. If she spent several years reading material relevant to the topic, this actually does make her opinion more credible on that topic.

    Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

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    What?!?! I have to buy 3 books to have the materials to build a lawyer (core rules for Profession: Lying Bastard, GMG for blow, and APG for hooker NPCs).

    Crazy. Particularly when you consider that lawyers doing blow off hookers is the first form of recreation known to man. I know because someone who once took a history course told me so.

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    Kthulhu wrote:

    Where's the rules for riding the white pony?!?!?

    And how much does a set of 10 syringes cost in gp?

    Also, what is the DC to craft a bathtub meth lab?


    Bruno Kristensen wrote:


    Paizo, please keep this moral conservatism suggested by A Man in Black out of setting neutral books. I can't make it any clearer than that.

    Agreed.


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    0gre wrote:
    Kthulhu wrote:

    Where's the rules for riding the white pony?!?!?

    And how much does a set of 10 syringes cost in gp?

    Also, what is the DC to craft a bathtub meth lab?

    Now we know the real reason for the alchemist class.

    A guy who creates "magical" substances that alter you?


    Sebastian wrote:

    What outrages me is the lack of rules for cocaine, including the DCs for cutting it properly using Craft (8ball).

    How can you have hookers, and not blow? That's like peanut butter without chocolate.

    In another recent post about stealing, I mentioned that my character got stabbed to death by a CE halfling. What I didn't mention, because it wasn't relevant at the time, was that my character was passed out because with all the money I had stolen I bought a ton (well, a lot) of blow. My GM ruled that after I did a couple of lines my character fell asleep and couldn't be waken...

    I didn't say anything at the time, but it was pretty obvious to me that the GM didn't know much about cocaine!


    For the record, I'm just fine with the rule as presented. I don't care one way of the other that it's in the book, and considering that the goal of the game is beating up people and taking their stuff, I'm not going to draw some moral line in the sand if it now includes hookers, sacred or profane, coming along for the fun.

    But here's what bugs me about this thread:

    1) Aligning moral equivalencies. One thing that has been a pillar of the dungeonesque adventure game since its inception is beating up people and taking their stuff. Period. If you are repelled by it, you should play something else. So using this as some sort of foil to the idea of something that has not been a pillar of the genre (like prostitution in whatever form), is disingenuous.

    2) I'm really tired of the assumptions that the only person who could possibly be offended is one of those nasty uptight christians. For shame. Congratulations for taking the assumptions of the OP and darn near godwining them with your response. I didn't see a single "I'm offended because of my religion" statement once in this thread, but I saw a whole lot of defenders of the rule trotting it out and beating that nag for all they were worth. Argue the merits (or lack thereof) of the arguments. Making ad hominem attacks is really just the quickest way of saying "I give up"

    So in conclusion: IMNSHO, the rule is fine, if you don't like it don't use it. If sacred prostitutes offend you so much, either remove them from the setting, or hey, maybe set up some non-sacred ones to provide a system of context and comparison for your pcs. Once they see Mary "no nose" streetwalker and compare her life to that of Sister Sally shags-a-lot, they might turn the campaign in a direction you didn't anticipate by cleaning up the town and getting Mary into the church.

    Lasty...

    Unclench. It's a game. Have fun.


    Former slave (Cheliax): You worked as a slave and you have known long periods of hard work without food. You bear the marks of more than a few whippings. You gain a +2 trait bonus to resist non-lethal damage.

    OH NO!
    I do not understand the indignation concerning the sacred prostitute trait.

    Gone to embrace my new slave life after it's been cast in such a positive light.

    (Not actually in the APG)

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    Sebastian wrote:

    What?!?! I have to buy 3 books to have the materials to build a lawyer (core rules for Profession: Lying Bastard, GMG for blow, and APG for hooker NPCs).

    Crazy. Particularly when you consider that lawyers doing blow off hookers is the first form of recreation known to man. I know because someone who once took a history course told me so.

    I just houseruled those all in before, but nobody liked my hooker skill challenges.

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    Studpuffin wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:

    What?!?! I have to buy 3 books to have the materials to build a lawyer (core rules for Profession: Lying Bastard, GMG for blow, and APG for hooker NPCs).

    Crazy. Particularly when you consider that lawyers doing blow off hookers is the first form of recreation known to man. I know because someone who once took a history course told me so.

    I just houseruled those all in before, but nobody liked my hooker skill challenges.

    They weren't bad compared to the hooker chase rules you put together. I mean seriously it takes at least a full round action to pull up your pants.


    Cartigan wrote:
    A Man In Black wrote:


    I believe that prostitution is an objective moral evil. There is an important distinction between assuming and believing.
    You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

    +1 for your point.

    An additional +1 for making it using one of the best quotes of all time.

    These bonuses stack :)


    A Man In Black wrote:
    Bruno Kristensen wrote:
    Ok, task for you...what exactly is morally reprehensible about prostitution? If you could make ordered points so it is easier to reply to, that would be wonderful.

    I have no intention of discussing psychosexuality with random strangers under my own name on a Google-indexed public forum for an RPG. I do have a real life when I'm not fighting pretend dragons. The extent to which I am willing to go into my beliefs is that I feel that institutionalized prostitution is an objective social evil and should not be presented sympathetically.

    Not only that, but with no moderation the forums are currently a piranha pool.

    OK, so you are offended, bothered, whatever, by the inclusion of a positive portrayal of prostitution because you believe that prostitution is an objective social evil. But you won't deign to discuss why you think prostitution is an objective social evil.

    So, as soon as someone disagrees with your starting belief, (which seems to be 65%-85% of the posters responding, so it can't be that objectively evil)the conversation has to slam to a grinding halt. And yet, this thread is huge...

    Anyway, I'll do you one better--I know prostitution is unquantifiably awesome. And I refuse to discuss how I know that.

    Edit: Not that I want to know your real name, but I just clicked on your homepage, and unless your paychecks are made out to A Man in Black, I can't see the problem with discussing "psychosexuality" online with random strangers.

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    0gre wrote:
    Studpuffin wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:

    What?!?! I have to buy 3 books to have the materials to build a lawyer (core rules for Profession: Lying Bastard, GMG for blow, and APG for hooker NPCs).

    Crazy. Particularly when you consider that lawyers doing blow off hookers is the first form of recreation known to man. I know because someone who once took a history course told me so.

    I just houseruled those all in before, but nobody liked my hooker skill challenges.
    They weren't bad compared to the hooker chase rules you put together. I mean seriously it takes at least a full round action to pull up your pants.

    I changed the rules now so that it's only a standard action, but you can get caught in your zipper unless you take the full round.


    Hey guys. I think I found the solution to this thread!

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    Studpuffin wrote:

    I changed the rules now so that it's only a standard action, but you can get caught in your zipper unless you take the full round.

    You should allow them to make a Sleight of Hand check as a swift action to avoid that affect. Being incapacitated for 2d4 minutes is way too much. It's gotten to the point where my players have begun abusing the rules by hanging around latrines and catching bad guys with their pants down.

    Thankfully, Paizo rarely puts latrines in their materials.

    Hmmm...I wonder if that's why...

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    A Man In Black wrote:


    Mal wrote:
    Your disdain for science does not make it worthless. If she spent several years reading material relevant to the topic, this actually does make her opinion more credible on that topic.
    Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

    Wow. Just, Wow... :(

    Graywulfe

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    Sebastian wrote:
    Studpuffin wrote:

    I changed the rules now so that it's only a standard action, but you can get caught in your zipper unless you take the full round.

    You should allow them to make a Sleight of Hand check as a swift action to avoid that affect. Being incapacitated for 2d4 minutes is way too much. It's gotten to the point where my players have begun abusing the rules by hanging around latrines and catching bad guys with their pants down.

    Thankfully, Paizo rarely puts latrines in their materials.

    Hmmm...I wonder if that's why...

    I'm still not sure about my ruling that a rogue sneak attacks himself if he fails a zipper check. If I used the called shot rules, they'd be all cut up about it though.


    KaeYoss wrote:
    A guy who creates "magical" substances that alter you?

    "In Soviet Russia--" wait, that's still true.

    legallytired wrote:

    Former slave (Cheliax): You worked as a slave and you have known long periods of hard work without food. You bear the marks of more than a few whippings. You gain a +2 trait bonus to resist non-lethal damage.

    (Not actually in the APG)

    Legacy of Fire Player's Guide. "Freed Slave". +1 to Fort saves.

    I've enjoyed this thread immensely, especially the random trollings. Despite some distractions, the community has not only established the OPs point, and coherently separated it, but also swung back and forth on the relevant social issue, including educating those who may not know that:
    • Your argument without a source is weaker
    • Having a source may not strengthen your argument
    • There is always more than one approach, and infinite viewpoints.

    I like the ups and
    downs-- surprised that a certain
    Law has not shown yet

    The only thing that would make this thread better is an appearance from one of my favs, Mr.Fishy or the Stuffy Grammarian.
    *Dons a top hat and monocle, wearing a jersey with "FISHY" on it, and waves a foam finger*


    Cartigan wrote:
    Malaclypse wrote:


    Your disdain for science does not make it worthless.

    Your blind acceptance of an single researcher's opinion as the be-all, end-all of the argument buoyed by an equally blind of acceptance of the peer review process does not make you a bleeding authority figure on what is right and wrong.

    You imply way too much.

    What I said was that in general, that is, in the absence of better specific information, the view of someone specialized in the topic is more credible than someone who isn't.

    And I do know way too much about peer reviewing, thank you very much.

    Cartigan wrote:


    Quote:
    If she spent several years reading material relevant to the topic, this actually does make her opinion more credible on that topic.
    ..as would anyone else having researched the same topic.

    Exactly.

    But in this case, even positive reviews of Mrs. Qualls-Corbett's book on the topic complain about the chapter on history. It doesn't even matter, they are not the only ones who are researching the topic. While there seems to be a consensus that temple prostitutes existed, that's not the same thing as the high status, non-enslaved sacred prostitutes this was about.

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    graywulfe wrote:
    A Man In Black wrote:


    Mal wrote:
    Your disdain for science does not make it worthless. If she spent several years reading material relevant to the topic, this actually does make her opinion more credible on that topic.
    Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

    Wow. Just, Wow... :(

    Graywulfe

    Wow just wow that he quoted a movie?


    meatrace wrote:

    Hey guys. I think I found the solution to this thread!

    What I love most about this song is the non-sequitir that is the chorus after the verses.

    Best part, for me, of this movie is when, in the middle of one fight sequence that is being broadcast on local television, Jesus turns up at another villain's home. When the villain doesn't understand how Jesus can be both on his doorstep and live on television, Jesus quips

    Spoiler:
    "Didn't you know I am everywhere"

    before he proceeds to beat him up.

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    Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
    OK, so you are offended, bothered, whatever, by the inclusion of a positive portrayal of prostitution because you believe that prostitution is an objective social evil. But you won't deign to discuss why you think prostitution is an objective social evil.

    The moment I elaborate on the underpinnings to my beliefs, the discussion is immediately derailed by an argument over whether my beliefs have valid reasoning behind them. People feel justified in asking lots of probing, specific questions in a public, Google-indexed forum and fall back to the same smug sense of victory if I don't answer those questions, too. Even if I answer every question as best I can, there's still going to be the piranhas ready to pick that apart and claim victory because I couldn't convince them of the rightness of my beliefs, even though I really don't care to try and I know now I won't convince most of them.

    I don't want to win a fight. I just want to read Paizo books without this sort of downer.


    Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
    OK, so you are offended, bothered, whatever, by the inclusion of a positive portrayal of prostitution because you believe that prostitution is an objective social evil. But you won't deign to discuss why you think prostitution is an objective social evil.

    That, and also, the trait doesn't give any positive portrayal of prostitution. It only give a bonus to prostitutes.

    I don't even understand how "bonus to prostitutes" has slowly slid into "positive portrayal of prostitution". And why the peoples are arguing about with the OP, since the APG doesn't give any "positive portrayal of prostitution".

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    meatrace wrote:

    Hey guys. I think I found the solution to this thread!

    A strange thread. The only way to win, is not to post.


    Stéphane Le Roux wrote:
    Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
    OK, so you are offended, bothered, whatever, by the inclusion of a positive portrayal of prostitution because you believe that prostitution is an objective social evil. But you won't deign to discuss why you think prostitution is an objective social evil.

    That, and also, the trait doesn't give any positive portrayal of prostitution. It only give a bonus to prostitutes.

    I don't even understand how "bonus to prostitutes" has slowly slid into "positive portrayal of prostitution". And why the peoples are arguing about with the OP, since the APG doesn't give any "positive portrayal of prostitution".

    Maybe its just "Silliness"?

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    PirateDevon wrote:
    graywulfe wrote:
    A Man In Black wrote:


    Mal wrote:
    Your disdain for science does not make it worthless. If she spent several years reading material relevant to the topic, this actually does make her opinion more credible on that topic.
    Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

    Wow. Just, Wow... :(

    Graywulfe

    Wow just wow that he quoted a movie?

    Hrrm? OK I missed a Pop-culture reference there. Care to enlighten me?

    Graywulfe

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    This is silly.

    graywulfe wrote:
    Hrrm? OK I missed a Pop-culture reference there. Care to enlighten me?

    Chinatown.


    Being a prostitute sounds great if I can cast cure disease after every "encounter". :)

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    graywulfe wrote:

    Hrrm? OK I missed a Pop-culture reference there. Care to enlighten me?

    Graywulfe

    yeah sure,

    If you like Nicholson, or noir or Nicholson and noir you would want to see:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071315/

    "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." is the closing line of the movie. Basically, "you know where we are, this isn't worth it" if I remember correctly, it has been a while.

    Edit: Ninja'ed by AMiB

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    Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
    But you won't deign to discuss why you think prostitution is an objective social evil.

    The baggage it takes to continue after ten hours to rage against this silly little fille de joie feat in a book about make-believe- when all the other heinousness that's part and parcel of the game is ignored- screams that somewhere along the line a sex worker of some sort did this poor dude some serious wrong.

    And if I'm wrong? Who cares. This explanation makes the entire ludicrous thread all the more entertaining.

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    Sebastian wrote:
    Studpuffin wrote:

    I changed the rules now so that it's only a standard action, but you can get caught in your zipper unless you take the full round.

    You should allow them to make a Sleight of Hand check as a swift action to avoid that affect. Being incapacitated for 2d4 minutes is way too much. It's gotten to the point where my players have begun abusing the rules by hanging around latrines and catching bad guys with their pants down.

    Thankfully, Paizo rarely puts latrines in their materials.

    Hmmm...I wonder if that's why...

    I just started statting all my NPCs with the 'iron balls' feat to avoid that issue, it's a life saver.


    Rarely have I've been entertained so much for so long! Brilliant!

    Now I must add my piece as well....

    "These are not the droids you are looking for" *waves my hand at aMiB in a Jedi-like fashion...

    Carry on...

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    0gre wrote:
    Sebastian wrote:
    Studpuffin wrote:

    I changed the rules now so that it's only a standard action, but you can get caught in your zipper unless you take the full round.

    You should allow them to make a Sleight of Hand check as a swift action to avoid that affect. Being incapacitated for 2d4 minutes is way too much. It's gotten to the point where my players have begun abusing the rules by hanging around latrines and catching bad guys with their pants down.

    Thankfully, Paizo rarely puts latrines in their materials.

    Hmmm...I wonder if that's why...

    I just started statting all my NPCs with the 'iron balls' feat to avoid that issue, it's a life saver.

    That's what you worried was getting zipped up? I must be playing wrong then.

    Edit: And that feat doesn't work against adamantine zippers. They bypass DR.

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    Well the alternative is an all monk campaign that doesn't worry about pants at all.

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    A Man In Black wrote:


    I believe that prostitution is an objective moral evil.

    Anybody else see something wrong with this statement (emphasis mine)?

    His statement about objectivity seems to me very subjective...

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