
Christopher Dudley RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32 |

offspring story
Sorry, maybe I'm not understanding the characterization, but why is this a faux pas that demands an apology? If it's just because it's trash-talk, it seems fairly mild considering your last story.
I haven't played BT in decades (and never a campaign game, just minis fights), and since then they've gone through several companies and rule sets, and then they were a Clix game, and then I think they're back to minis on a hex map. I was thinking of getting back into it. Didn't know there was any organized play at all.

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Matthew Morris wrote:offspring storySorry, maybe I'm not understanding the characterization, but why is this a faux pas that demands an apology? If it's just because it's trash-talk, it seems fairly mild considering your last story.
I haven't played BT in decades (and never a campaign game, just minis fights), and since then they've gone through several companies and rule sets, and then they were a Clix game, and then I think they're back to minis on a hex map. I was thinking of getting back into it. Didn't know there was any organized play at all.
for me, it was rude. I was ahead of the curve. I shouldn't have taunted.

Jackalope |

Panama Jack wrote:Sounds good to me. Nice to see you again old chap.::From a bar set up in the stern of the boat::
I say, Reggie, what a sad lot, what-what?
Ship ahoy! I believe I'll mix up rounds of dark-and-stormies for everyone! What do you say?
Yeah! What he said!! :D

Panama Jack |

Righto, ol' chap!
Hear, let me add another jigger of rum to yours.
Rather quiet in these parts come late afternoon, what-what? Just the sort of thing that reminds me of the time goliath tiger fish swarm on the Luabala. Did I ever tell you about the time Reggie thought it would be a good time to go skinny dipping and fishing at the same time in the Luabala? HAW HAW!

Xaaon of Korvosa |

Alas, if I were employed this would've been a no-brainer. I was fortunate enough to see some of my friends last month in Myrtle Beach and even that was a tough compromise to get away with. :P
Here Here!
I'm partially unemployed...glad I didn't try to go...
I get random hours...0 some weeks, 24 this week....
Ugh.
I wish I could be at Paizo Con, with my 10yos! They would love it..

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:It's not hard to see when you're waving it around so much.Studpuffin wrote:It is a big idea.Urizen wrote:watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.Your idea is showing.
Trying to mimic a ROTFLCOPTER effect, but without the L, switch the R for an F ... no, wait. Scratch that. PIBTCOPTER. Nah. Not catchy. Can your banjo strumming come up with something clever? You're good with this kind of stuff. Big ideas, man. Big ideas.

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Studpuffin wrote:Trying to mimic a ROTFLCOPTER effect, but without the L, switch the R for an F ... no, wait. Scratch that. PIBTCOPTER. Nah. Not catchy. Can your banjo strumming come up with something clever? You're good with this kind of stuff. Big ideas, man. Big ideas.Urizen wrote:It's not hard to see when you're waving it around so much.Studpuffin wrote:It is a big idea.Urizen wrote:watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.Your idea is showing.
I know, lets get Mairkurion to do it! He can out English a dandy!

Urizen |

Callous Jack wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I know, lets get Mairkurion to do it! He can out English a dandy!Isn't that supposed to be out-dandy the English?Do you want the job now?
Edit: Nah, we still want Mairk for it. Why do they call you Callous Jack anyway? Do you play banjo?
Not only do I think he has a class proficiency, I bet he has the skill feat too.

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The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.
*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*
Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.
(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)

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Orthos wrote:The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.
*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*
Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.
(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)
Screw it.
*pushes the red button*

CyborgRodent_of_Logic |

Tarren Dei wrote:Orthos wrote:The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.
*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*
Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.
(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)
Screw it.
*pushes the red button*
Cool! He's launching the torpedoes. Did you program the targeting coordinates?

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Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:Cool! He's launching the torpedoes. Did you program the targeting coordinates?Tarren Dei wrote:Orthos wrote:The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.
*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*
Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.
(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)
Screw it.
*pushes the red button*
Yup. They're right on the big X. See?
*holds up posterboard with large X drawn on it in red*