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(hops into AZ's empty eye socket to hitch ride)

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:

continues to drown his sorrows

contemplates overnighting himself to Seattle

You're not technically alive, nor are you technically a dead body, so I don't think there'd be any postal regulations preventing it.

Scarab Sages

Cosmo's Wandering Eye wrote:
(hops into AZ's empty eye socket to hitch ride)

Hey! No hitchhikers! And besides, you're if Cosmo's eye, shouldn't you already be there?


(attempts poorly at a shrug of IDK, then writes out in cursive in the dirt)

i'm the other eye

(hops back in for the hitchhike)

Scarab Sages

Ah well, I guess you can stay then, so long as you promise to leap forth and attack people to whom I point and say "EYE KILL YOU".

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32

Matthew Morris wrote:
offspring story

Sorry, maybe I'm not understanding the characterization, but why is this a faux pas that demands an apology? If it's just because it's trash-talk, it seems fairly mild considering your last story.

I haven't played BT in decades (and never a campaign game, just minis fights), and since then they've gone through several companies and rule sets, and then they were a Clix game, and then I think they're back to minis on a hex map. I was thinking of getting back into it. Didn't know there was any organized play at all.

Scarab Sages

tosses an empty brain juice bottle in the water with a note inside that reads "Help! Lost at sea instead of at PaizoCon."


Aberzombie wrote:
Ah well, I guess you can stay then, so long as you promise to leap forth and attack people to whom I point and say "EYE KILL YOU".

(rolls affirmatively; uses zombie as familiar host)

Scarab Sages

ghost zombie post

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

Christopher Dudley wrote:
Matthew Morris wrote:
offspring story

Sorry, maybe I'm not understanding the characterization, but why is this a faux pas that demands an apology? If it's just because it's trash-talk, it seems fairly mild considering your last story.

I haven't played BT in decades (and never a campaign game, just minis fights), and since then they've gone through several companies and rule sets, and then they were a Clix game, and then I think they're back to minis on a hex map. I was thinking of getting back into it. Didn't know there was any organized play at all.

for me, it was rude. I was ahead of the curve. I shouldn't have taunted.

Scarab Sages

gets out his spyglass (1000 gp) and gazes off towards the horizon


puts up a tent for shade and deploys a fishing line made out of a grappling hook and 50' of silk rope

Scarab Sages

rummages around in his handy haversack and pulls out a small metal mirror, in case he needs to signal a passing ship

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
rummages around in his handy haversack and pulls out a small metal mirror, in case he needs to signal a passing ship

*fires off a whole box of flares*


In honor of my not being at Paizo Con, I just wanted to

Spoiler:
Explosive Runes
get that off my chest.


watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
In honor of my not being at Paizo Con, I just wanted to ** spoiler omitted **get that off my chest.

I hear passing them takes lots of skills.


kidney stones? not really, but they kinda hurt.

Sovereign Court

*launches anti-spectral projectiles*

Bombs Away!!

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Aberzombie wrote:


contemplates overnighting himself to Seattle

Doooo eeeeeeeet!!!

Sovereign Court

Gonna make a PaizoCon some day, but at least I'll be at GenCon!


::Pilots a small river boat alongside the thread::


::From a bar set up in the stern of the boat::

I say, Reggie, what a sad lot, what-what?

Ship ahoy! I believe I'll mix up rounds of dark-and-stormies for everyone! What do you say?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.

Your idea is showing.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.

Your idea is showing.


Panama Jack wrote:

::From a bar set up in the stern of the boat::

I say, Reggie, what a sad lot, what-what?

Ship ahoy! I believe I'll mix up rounds of dark-and-stormies for everyone! What do you say?

Sounds good to me. Nice to see you again old chap.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Panama Jack wrote:

::From a bar set up in the stern of the boat::

I say, Reggie, what a sad lot, what-what?

Ship ahoy! I believe I'll mix up rounds of dark-and-stormies for everyone! What do you say?

Sounds good to me. Nice to see you again old chap.

Yeah! What he said!! :D


Righto, ol' chap!

Hear, let me add another jigger of rum to yours.

Rather quiet in these parts come late afternoon, what-what? Just the sort of thing that reminds me of the time goliath tiger fish swarm on the Luabala. Did I ever tell you about the time Reggie thought it would be a good time to go skinny dipping and fishing at the same time in the Luabala? HAW HAW!


Urizen wrote:

Alas, if I were employed this would've been a no-brainer. I was fortunate enough to see some of my friends last month in Myrtle Beach and even that was a tough compromise to get away with. :P

Here Here!

I'm partially unemployed...glad I didn't try to go...

I get random hours...0 some weeks, 24 this week....

Ugh.

I wish I could be at Paizo Con, with my 10yos! They would love it..


Finally saw the pics, everyone looks like they are having a good time!


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.
Your idea is showing.

It is a big idea.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.
Your idea is showing.
It is a big idea.

It's not hard to see when you're waving it around so much.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.
Your idea is showing.
It is a big idea.
It's not hard to see when you're waving it around so much.

Trying to mimic a ROTFLCOPTER effect, but without the L, switch the R for an F ... no, wait. Scratch that. PIBTCOPTER. Nah. Not catchy. Can your banjo strumming come up with something clever? You're good with this kind of stuff. Big ideas, man. Big ideas.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
watches Treppa pitch a tent and gets an idea.
Your idea is showing.
It is a big idea.
It's not hard to see when you're waving it around so much.
Trying to mimic a ROTFLCOPTER effect, but without the L, switch the R for an F ... no, wait. Scratch that. PIBTCOPTER. Nah. Not catchy. Can your banjo strumming come up with something clever? You're good with this kind of stuff. Big ideas, man. Big ideas.

I know, lets get Mairkurion to do it! He can out English a dandy!

Sovereign Court

Studpuffin wrote:
I know, lets get Mairkurion to do it! He can out English a dandy!

Isn't that supposed to be out-dandy the English?

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I know, lets get Mairkurion to do it! He can out English a dandy!
Isn't that supposed to be out-dandy the English?

Do you want the job now?

Edit: Nah, we still want Mairk for it. Why do they call you Callous Jack anyway? Do you play banjo?


Studpuffin wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I know, lets get Mairkurion to do it! He can out English a dandy!
Isn't that supposed to be out-dandy the English?

Do you want the job now?

Edit: Nah, we still want Mairk for it. Why do they call you Callous Jack anyway? Do you play banjo?

Not only do I think he has a class proficiency, I bet he has the skill feat too.

Liberty's Edge

My best Mairkurion impression:

Chronometer defenestration occurs whilst enjoyment ensues!


The raft seems to be drifting into seedy waters...

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
The raft seems to be drifting into seedy waters...

It would be less seedy if Urizen put his idea away.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

With all the Paizo staff busy at Paizocon, we run this place, right?

What should we do with all this power?

* dances around in a pink dress shirt, Varnet sunglasses, and his underwear *


The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.

*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*

Liberty's Edge

It's not everyday you see a dancing bull in a pink dress. I haven't had any rum yet either.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Orthos wrote:

The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.

*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*

Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.

(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Studpuffin wrote:
It's not everyday you see a dancing bull in a pink dress.

That's a dress shirt! Maybe it was the whiskey.

Liberty's Edge

Tarren Dei wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
It's not everyday you see a dancing bull in a pink dress.
That's a dress shirt! Maybe it was the whiskey.

It's awful long on you...

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Studpuffin wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
It's not everyday you see a dancing bull in a pink dress.
That's a dress shirt! Maybe it was the whiskey.
It's awful long on you...

Decency requires that I wear it knee length while performing this number. Tom Cruise didn't have to but ...

Sovereign Court

Tarren Dei wrote:
Orthos wrote:

The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.

*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*

Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.

(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)

Screw it.

*pushes the red button*


Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
Orthos wrote:

The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.

*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*

Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.

(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)

Screw it.

*pushes the red button*

Cool! He's launching the torpedoes. Did you program the targeting coordinates?

Sovereign Court

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
Orthos wrote:

The rest of us have SOME decency.... I hope.

*seriously considers blindfolding himself anyway....*

Fine, just sit there. I'll just take those old records off the shelf and I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.

(You really want to wear a blindfold while trapped in a lifeboat with a guy wearing only a pink shirt and his underwear?)

Screw it.

*pushes the red button*

Cool! He's launching the torpedoes. Did you program the targeting coordinates?

Yup. They're right on the big X. See?

*holds up posterboard with large X drawn on it in red*

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