From the director that brought you the downfall of Sarah Michelle Gellar's career with his live action Scooby-Doo movies come: Those That Shall Not Be Named on the Paizo Forums.
Well, they inevitably will, just not by me. I expect to see this thread running blue real soon.
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From the director that brought you the downfall of Sarah Michelle Gellar's career with his live action Scooby-Doo movies come: Those That Shall Not Be Named on the Paizo Forums.
Well, they inevitably will, just not by me. I expect to see this thread running blue real soon.
*eye starts to twitch*
Oh please no, not those little adominations! Wasn't it enough that they got a tv series?
SMURFITY DOO DAH!
Didn't James Cameron just do this with Avatar?
What? You smurfs didn't smurf this was being smurfed? Old smurf.
hey the good news is that pee wee herman is acting again. I didn't care for the smurfs as a kid so it's no big deal for me now, however a gummi bears movie would be awesome.
I didn't care for the smurfs as a kid so it's no big deal for me now.....
But....but...we're so adorable and friendly! How could you not like us?
decaying finger falls off
Didn't James Cameron just do this with Avatar?
As if Avatar was as well-plotted or well-acted as the average Smurfs cartoon....
Yes! All those animal sacrifices I made to make this a reality finally paid off...
*evil cackle*
From the director that brought you the downfall of Sarah Michelle Gellar's career
I'm watching it for this alone.
I hate to say it, but beyond Buffy, what career?From the director that brought you the downfall of Sarah Michelle Gellar's careerI'm watching it for this alone.
She's not so bad. I was hoping she'd go all scream-queen on us, in which case I'd HAVE to see more of her stuff. But she really hasn't done much, so I'm just transferring my Buffy-hate to her. Which is unfair, I know.
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You know I hate to admit this, but I actually enjoyed the scooby doo movie when I finally saw it. I mean a) the shows weren't that great to begin with.
and b) it was cute, and lets face it compared to "good" films like avatar where I was predicting every event in the film and calling out every cliche pulled for it, I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the twist that the villian was scrappy doo.
So I'll be giving smurfs a chance when it comes out on redbox (I watched scooby doo on cable)
I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the twist that the villian was scrappy doo.
Spoilers! Spoilers!
Terrible trailer for what looks to be a dreadful abortion of a movie.
*evil cackle*
Your misrule ends here. We will smurf you.
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From the director that brought you the downfall of Sarah Michelle Gellar's career with his live action Scooby-Doo movies come: Those That Shall Not Be Named on the Paizo Forums.
Well, they inevitably will, just not by me. I expect to see this thread running blue real soon.
*eye starts to twitch*
Oh please no, not those little adominations! Wasn't it enough that they got a tv series?
Cult membership must have dropped off. I guess Smurfette isnt as much of a Lure as she used to be...
"Join us..."
"Yes! Join us...you know you want to!"
MMmmmmm.....smurffffff
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I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the twist that the villian was scrappy doo.Spoilers! Spoilers!
Jesus! that movie is like 10 years old now, I'm not going to spoil that, either you weren't interested in seeing it and my non-spoilered info made you change your mind, or you were interested in seeing it, which means by now you've seen it. If you're indiferent (the only reason you wouldn't have seen it by now) then it doesn't matter.
I'm also not going to spoil that Vader is Luke's Father, You can't look at the Ark of the Covenant, and they still lose the trial in to kill a mockingbird.
I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the twist that the villian was scrappy doo.Spoilers! Spoilers!Jesus! that movie is like 10 years old now, I'm not going to spoil that, either you weren't interested in seeing it and my non-spoilered info made you change your mind, or you were interested in seeing it, which means by now you've seen it. If you're indiferent (the only reason you wouldn't have seen it by now) then it doesn't matter.
I'm also not going to spoil that Vader is Luke's Father, You can't look at the Ark of the Covenant, and they still lose the trial in to kill a mockingbird.
I was JUST thinking about that book today and how it was someone I love very much's favorite novel and that I should read it so we have something to talk about next time I see her. SPOILERS man!!!!!!
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I was JUST thinking about that book today and how it was someone I love very much's favorite novel and that I should read it so we have something to talk about next time I see her. SPOILERS man!!!!!!I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the twist that the villian was scrappy doo.Spoilers! Spoilers!Jesus! that movie is like 10 years old now, I'm not going to spoil that, either you weren't interested in seeing it and my non-spoilered info made you change your mind, or you were interested in seeing it, which means by now you've seen it. If you're indiferent (the only reason you wouldn't have seen it by now) then it doesn't matter.
I'm also not going to spoil that Vader is Luke's Father, You can't look at the Ark of the Covenant, and they still lose the trial in to kill a mockingbird.
Brett leaves scarlett, but she's okay with it because tomorrow is another day.
ET makes it home
It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the twist that the villian was scrappy doo.Spoilers! Spoilers!Jesus! that movie is like 10 years old now, I'm not going to spoil that, either you weren't interested in seeing it and my non-spoilered info made you change your mind, or you were interested in seeing it, which means by now you've seen it. If you're indiferent (the only reason you wouldn't have seen it by now) then it doesn't matter.
I'm also not going to spoil that Vader is Luke's Father, You can't look at the Ark of the Covenant, and they still lose the trial in to kill a mockingbird.
Peter Griffin: "It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two boring, boobless hours.”
Han shot First
It's Jason's mom.
Norman Bates is his mother.
Roger "Verbal" Kint is Keyser Söze.
Jaws was killed.
I can't believe it's not Ripley.
The Body Snatchers Win.
King Kong dies
Apollo 13 returns home safely
I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the twist that the villian was scrappy doo.Spoilers! Spoilers!Jesus! that movie is like 10 years old now, I'm not going to spoil that, either you weren't interested in seeing it and my non-spoilered info made you change your mind, or you were interested in seeing it, which means by now you've seen it. If you're indiferent (the only reason you wouldn't have seen it by now) then it doesn't matter.
I'm also not going to spoil that Vader is Luke's Father, You can't look at the Ark of the Covenant, and they still lose the trial in to kill a mockingbird.
I don't think my humor translated - I was being kind of ironic as I doubt most people care about Scooby Doo spoilers.
One of the very first spoilers: it was Oedipus who killed his father and slept with his mother.
Jesus dies at the cross, but is later resurrected.
Apollo 13 returns home safelyI saw that on the news; Dr Cornelius and Dr Zeta were inside, with Roddy McDowell.
Being that T is right next to R on the keyboard, I will try not to LOSE MY POTA LUVIN' MIND ON YOU! ;)
As for this Smurf film... sad thing is, I'm sure when I see this film on cable I'll finish it with a, "Hmm... fun."
But deny me not the chance to lash out geek style for my own self entertainment.
They took the theme song and layered it over a Young MC/Ton Loc beat. That's fresh.
And more 3-D! Yay! A splinter medium that just keeps getting more interesting!
And the script! The Muppets Take Manhattan meets Home Alone 2 meets Stuart Little 2 in a blender?! Oh bliss upon bliss! If only I could inject this shimmery blue celluloid concoction directly into the vein leading to my brain!
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And the script! The Muppets Take Manhattan meets Home Alone 2 meets Stuart Little 2 in a blender?! Oh bliss upon bliss! If only I could inject this shimmery blue celluloid concoction directly into the vein leading to my brain!
In keeping line with Hollywood, they wanted the smurfts to be edgy for today's audience...
Just saw this rant/commentary by the screenwriter who was tasked with writing for the Fraggle Rock film. He's complaining how the studio came back saying the script needed to be edgier...
Edgy... Fraggle Rock?! Nooooo!!!!
OH....MY....GOD< it's the Portent of the end!!!
Smurfin' doom!
Didn't James Cameron just do this with Avatar?*hits Paul with Big Stick*
No, he did not.
You can deny it all you want but I can guarantee 90% of people of ages 25-45, when they saw trailers for Avatar, thought "Huh, giant Smurfs."
An edgy smurf film!
Smurfette as the village hooker.
Smurf homosexuality explored.
The debut of Junky Smurf, Army Smurf, Pimpy Smurf!
You can deny it all you want but I can guarantee 90% of people of ages 25-45, when they saw trailers for Avatar, thought "Huh, giant Smurfs."Didn't James Cameron just do this with Avatar?*hits Paul with Big Stick*
No, he did not.
That's nothing: 105% of people of all ages who read the script thought "Huh, Pocahontas remake."
