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I am wary of killing when I play an AP. For example "Kingmaker", if you kill off most/all the original charter holders, what justification do the players now have to claim rulership? Why would not Restov send someone to (rightly) rule in their stead, and force the PCs to be his gofers?

Why can't the new PCs be the 'new broom', sent by Restov?

"<whoo-hoosh>The new province is behind schedule.<hoogh> I have been sent to set that right.<hoosh>"

"The people are very demoralised, sir. Wild beasts still inhabit much of the forests, and raiders from over the border have slain the acting regent."

"<heuorgh>Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.<whoarsh>" (meaningful stare)

Always two there are...<cough>

<whooogh>I find their lack of faith <hurrr> disturbing.<whoogh>

I'm also not going to spoil that Vader is Luke's Father.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Just an observation.

It's reached the point where I don't even look at screen names. If it's a guy with a helmet, I automatically expect to read a pro-oldschool/anti-radical-changes point of view.

What's up with that, anyway?

<whhuuuurggh>

<manifest Jedi's Grasping Hand>

While no one is looking, replaces the playing pieces with ones that change shape and move while not being watched. The also backstabe and murder each other sometimes. Demon chess is a b**#!

"Let the Wookie WIN!"

Lost...<whooogh>...keys...<whurgh>...to Battle Station.

<hueeeeurgh>

Need...<hoooosh>...honest, Imperial, mechanic...<gloehuehgugug>...to hot-wire...<hgk>...to start crushing...<cheookofkeuuugh>....Rebel Alliance.

Don't want...<kheuk>...pockets...<whooowg>...picked....again.

Don't try to frighten us with your 3e ways, Lord Paizo. Your sad devotion to that ancient RPG has not helped you conjure up the answers to high level play, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the balance between charact...

<hoouuargh>

<hoouuargh>

raises hand, and grips fist tightly

<hoouuargh>

...<glurk>...

<hoough....wheugh>

raises hand....squeeeeze....

<hoough....wheugh>

I propose <hoough....wheugh> death!
<hoough....wheugh>
Death by...<hoough....wheugh>
Death by...<hoough....wheugh>
De..<hoough....wheugh>

Hold on...

<hooughcha..chaeugh...hyuech...hchitchoo>

uuuuhhhh...

Death by Mow Mow!

<hoough....wheugh>

...clenches fists...

<hoough....wheugh>