I am the divine champion and defender of the smurfneblin people! You will never catch us all and turn us into gold! We shall resist! We shall overcome! We shall cut your heads off with these killotines we found and will decorate our homes with them. We shall then use your necks for lavatories! We shall teach your parrots psalms to the surface world gods! We shall break into your houses and cars and change all your radio stations to Iomedaean Rock stations. We shall paint your lairs blue and pink inside and out. We shall drink all your shroom brandy and throw up into your shoes, armours and helmets! We shall put icky stuff on the handles of your magic staves and wands. We are one! We are all! This is our manifesto. You shall suffer at our hands!
ulgulanoth wrote:
We shall oversmurf! Say hello to Big Smurfa. The Smurf's Revolution's way to show what we think about your ideas. You will be desmurfitêtet!
The druid name's wrong, too! Druid are knowledgeable poets who preserve history by oral tradition, not some basket cases running around the woods dressed up as a bear! And the monk! No ability related to brewing wheat beer! And why does the paladin class have no rule restricting them to being just a dozen of them at a time? And elves! Elves aren't tall creatures, they're little fairy things that live in springs! This cannot go on! When will this mislabelling stop?
Gygaxian Naturalist wrote: I think the flavor of Pathfinder can't be beaten. Flavor is what drew me in. But can flavor alone sustain it? Doesn't have to. It still has the solid rules mechanics, improvements that I think many will like a lot, Paizo's loyal fan base, adventure modules and adventure pahts that enjoy a very high reputation, and the fact that it will basically replace the 3.5 books on the shelves to back up the great flavour. smurf out! |