Vampiric werewolf half-farspawn ninja-pirates
Zombie gully dwarf gishes with the half-tinker gnome template
or
a grey goo swarm made up entirely of nano-Kobold Cleavers
appears out of nowhere
throws some bone shuriken around
Did anyone ever do a book or movie about zombie pets?Kinda.
Poor Cosmo, is that how you lost your eye?
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Did anyone ever do a book or movie about zombie pets?Kinda.
Hey, I remember that book. I think I had a copy of it when it first came out.
Zombie ninjas can be anywhere. Therefore, zombie ninjas are more more fearful.
appears behind Bill Lumberg
Stop messing around and answer the questions. There is far too much frivolity on these boards.
Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline. Zombie ninjas can be anywhere. Therefore, zombie ninjas are more more fearful.
Sometimes it seems like I am the only adult here.
That's just what we want people to think.
*makes Bill Lumberg walk the plank*
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Stop messing around and answer the questions. There is far too much frivolity on these boards.
Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline. Zombie ninjas can be anywhere. Therefore, zombie ninjas are more more fearful.
Sometimes it seems like I am the only adult here.
That's just what we want people to think.
*makes Bill Lumberg walk the plank*
Give him the Black Spot!!!
Give him the Black Spot!!!Stop messing around and answer the questions. There is far too much frivolity on these boards.
Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline. Zombie ninjas can be anywhere. Therefore, zombie ninjas are more more fearful.
Sometimes it seems like I am the only adult here.
That's just what we want people to think.
*makes Bill Lumberg walk the plank*
*draws a Black Spot on an old Starbucks receipt with a Sharpie*
He's gonna get it now...
Director of Sales
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Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline.
I wouldn't be so sure about that
Y'see that? FLYING.
Your pitiful beaches are no barrier for these pirates.
Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline.I wouldn't be so sure about that
Y'see that? FLYING.
Your pitiful beaches are no barrier for these pirates.
** spoiler omitted **
For one of the living, you are very astute.
You will be the last to die.
You realize that this is a case of a zombie pirate cooperating with a zombie ninja. Won't this bring about some appocalypse upon zombiedom?Give him the Black Spot!!!Stop messing around and answer the questions. There is far too much frivolity on these boards.
Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline. Zombie ninjas can be anywhere. Therefore, zombie ninjas are more more fearful.
Sometimes it seems like I am the only adult here.
That's just what we want people to think.
*makes Bill Lumberg walk the plank*
*draws a Black Spot on an old Starbucks receipt with a Sharpie*
He's gonna get it now...
I think the real answer to the question is:
What the patheric humans most have to fear is zombie pirates and zombie ninjas working together.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
I think the real answer to the question is:
What the patheric humans most have to fear is zombie pirates and zombie ninjas working together.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Very ture! Our alliance shall be like unto an unstoppable force of un-nature.
Zombie Ninjas
Zombie Ninjas
*impales ArchLich on a rapier and feeds his phylactery to a croc*
You guessed wrong.
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Very ture! Our alliance shall be like unto an unstoppable force of un-nature.I think the real answer to the question is:
What the patheric humans most have to fear is zombie pirates and zombie ninjas working together.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
that floats away on a breeze from one really good turn roll
Zombie Kender Gishes.
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Zombie Kender Gishes.
Never happen. No Zombie will turn a Kender, they wish to eat brains remember. A kender would have to calm down long enough to learn to be a mage. I can't see a dragon or anything shy of an unseelee fey breeding with one to cause a sorcerer. So possible a Gish Kender is so rare as to be nonexistent.
throws some more bone shuriken around
Zombie Kender Gishes.Never happen. No Zombie will turn a Kender, they wish to eat brains remember. A kender would have to calm down long enough to learn to be a mage. I can't see a dragon or anything shy of an unseelee fey breeding with one to cause a sorcerer. So possible a Gish Kender is so rare as to be nonexistent.
With DM fiat, all is possible. So be afraid. Very afraid.
Zombie pirates. Zombie ninjas suffer from the same conservation of ninjitsu problem that bedevils the living, compounded by the tendency of zombies to form hordes, thus increasing the dilution of ninjitsu.
Oh sure! Just lump us all into the same category! You know, I was a person once! An individual! Just because some zombies like to horde, doesn't mean I do. I gotta be me!!!
Zombie pirates. Zombie ninjas suffer from the same conservation of ninjitsu problem that bedevils the living, compounded by the tendency of zombies to form hordes, thus increasing the dilution of ninjitsu.Oh sure! Just lump us all into the same category! You know, I was a person once! An individual! Just because some zombies like to horde, doesn't mean I do. I gotta be me!!!
He has a point, you know. We can never have too many zombie pirates.
(rolls through)