South Africa (of all places) is celebrating National Cleavage Day. Ask yourself, what can You do to promote this great holiday? Spread the love!
Is there anything better than boobs? Seriously.
I like me some nice juicy apple shaped booties.
We can get Jenny Poussin to be our poster girl at Paizo
I approve of National Cleavage Day.
I like me some nice juicy apple shaped booties.
I'm Steve, and I approve of this message.
Is there anything better than boobs? Seriously.
I think that's what my five month old son thought, until he tasted mashed bananas.
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South Africa (of all places) is celebrating National Cleavage Day. Ask yourself, what can You do to promote this great holiday? Spread the love!
Man, I love me some titties!!!*
*real titties...fake titties are usually just bad and look like somebody super-glued some softballs to a chick's chest.
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*real titties...fake titties are usually just bad and look like somebody super-glued some softballs to a chick's chest.
Why do so many women want to look like Rob Liefeld characters?
As for National Cleavage Day, I don't know what all the hype is about...
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*real titties...fake titties are usually just bad and look like somebody super-glued some softballs to a chick's chest.Why do so many women want to look like Rob Liefeld characters?
As for National Cleavage Day, I don't know what all the hype is about...
I have no clue, but this jenny poussin check that every1 is slobbering over is not attractive to me at all. Her boobs look like if you were to touch them they would explode in your face (see my exploding boobs thread). I like 'em big...but I like 'em natural; hell if they're natural I might even settle for slightly less than big.
I have no clue, but this jenny poussin check that every1 is slobbering over is not attractive to me at all. Her boobs look like if you were to touch them they would explode in your face (see my exploding boobs thread). I like 'em big...but I like 'em natural; hell if they're natural I might even settle for slightly less than big.*real titties...fake titties are usually just bad and look like somebody super-glued some softballs to a chick's chest.Why do so many women want to look like Rob Liefeld characters?
As for National Cleavage Day, I don't know what all the hype is about...
I do think she is cute, but her boobs are definitely fake. I think she should get her money back.
*shrugs* I appreciate women of all shapes and forms. Gimme a cute face, a wicked sense of humor, and smarts. I really don't care about whether they're double D's or triple A's. But I like 'em bootylicious. ;)
My goal in life is to be the future mayor of Bootyville, USA.
*shrugs* I appreciate women of all shapes and forms. Gimme a cute face, a wicked sense of humor, and smarts. I really don't care about whether they're double D's or triple A's. But I like 'em bootylicious. ;)
My goal in life is to be the future mayor of Bootyville, USA.
Well if you get to be the mayor I am want to be the sheriff.
Well if you get to be the mayor I am want to be the sheriff.
Hell, if Bootyville lives up to its name, I'll volunteer to be the town hall janitor!
*shrugs* I appreciate women of all shapes and forms. Gimme a cute face, a wicked sense of humor, and smarts. I really don't care about whether they're double D's or triple A's. But I like 'em bootylicious. ;)
I find our similar appreciations slightly disturbing......
*shrugs* I appreciate women of all shapes and forms. Gimme a cute face, a wicked sense of humor, and smarts. I really don't care about whether they're double D's or triple D's. But I like 'em bootylicious. ;)I find our similar appreciations slightly DDsturbing......
Fixed that for you. ;)
BTW, I'm official volunteering to be proprietor/chief tailor for Bootyville's preeminent custom intimate apparel shop. :3
I proclaim as the offical anthem of Bootyville.
As for National Cleavage Day, I don't know what all the hype is about...
Lore forgot to mention the blog's other NCD posts, including last year's geology post, more feats and one magic item.
I must admit that, when I clicked that link, I wasn't expecting to see d20 feats...
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I totally get and respect that everyone has their own preferences, and are entitled to them, but it always slightly amuses me that as soon as the subject of boobs is brought up you get all these guys going ‘hrmph, hrmph, I don’t like fake boobs, only real boobs for me, hrmph!’
I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’
Besides, fake boobs can be fun.
Don't know why, but I find women with a bun in the oven to be more attractive.
I totally get and respect that everyone has their own preferences, and are entitled to them, but it always slightly amuses me that as soon as the subject of boobs is brought up you get all these guys going ‘hrmph, hrmph, I don’t like fake boobs, only real boobs for me, hrmph!’
I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’
Besides, fake boobs can be fun.
That... that was simply amazing. *slow claps*
I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’
I totally have to remember this for next year's post. Thanks! :D
I must admit that, when I clicked that link, I wasn't expecting to see d20 feats...
Yep, that's 10letter :) - during NCD we use feats to lure innocent roleplayer's to look at cleavage. We're a very CN bunch ;)
In the spirit of imagination and wonder that Mothman so eloquently DDlivered, I give my own nomination for the official Bootyville themesong...
In regards to ladies with a bun in the oven, they don't really do it for me. Instead of thinking, "Hmm, I'd hit it!" I end up thinking, "Johnny was here." I'll take a pass. ;)
I totally get and respect that everyone has their own preferences, and are entitled to them, but it always slightly amuses me that as soon as the subject of boobs is brought up you get all these guys going ‘hrmph, hrmph, I don’t like fake boobs, only real boobs for me, hrmph!’
I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’
Besides, fake boobs can be fun.
See I have to disagree - I love the smooth and natural curves of a Mon Calamari cruiser over the sharp angles of an Imperial Star Destroyer.
Super Star Destroyers are just ridiculous.
Then again any boobs can be fun.
Don't know why, but I find women with a bun in the oven to be more attractive.
You're not alone. I think it might be some kinda biology thing?
Peace,
tfad
I proclaim as the offical anthem of Bootyville.I prefer this one.
I thought about that one, but it was an obvious pick. Hence my original selection.
I totally get and respect that everyone has their own preferences, and are entitled to them, but it always slightly amuses me that as soon as the subject of boobs is brought up you get all these guys going ‘hrmph, hrmph, I don’t like fake boobs, only real boobs for me, hrmph!’
I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’
Besides, fake boobs can be fun.
+1
Best thread ever!
So, when is Motorboating Cleavage Day? If there isn't, there should be one.
I totally get and respect that everyone has their own preferences, and are entitled to them, but it always slightly amuses me that as soon as the subject of boobs is brought up you get all these guys going ‘hrmph, hrmph, I don’t like fake boobs, only real boobs for me, hrmph!’
I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’
Besides, fake boobs can be fun.
Fake boobs that look fake can be fun but I wouldn't want them to be there all the time.*
*Though to be clear I am referring to fake boobs that look like fake boobs. They look good when the clothing is on but when it comes off...
Also not saying that real boobs are always that attractive.
I guess what I am trying to say is that I prefer good looking boobs over boobs that look like they have issues (extreme sagginess, missformed, round, etc).
And just because I haven't said it enough...
Someone bring this to Jenny Poussin's attention STAT!
So what day is national cleavage day so I can mark it on my calander?
Good question. Doesn't seem to be the same day each year. Grr.
NCD - Nice Cans Day?
Someone had to say it!
If you gentlemen like cleavage, you'll love mine. You could drive a truck through it.
If you gentlemen like cleavage, you'll love mine. You could drive a truck through it.
Is Vomit Guy around?
If you gentlemen like cleavage, you'll love mine. You could drive a truck through it.
Crying now. Tears of acid. On the inside. Burning.... ;_;
;P
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Super Star Destroyers are just ridiculous.
Mr. 8th Dwarf sir, thank you for waiting.
Are your affairs in order ? No? Pity that.
Lord Vader will see you now.