runs through thread singing joyouslyYou've won this time Sumo. I'll be seeing you again real soon.
Not for another week, you evil bastard.
*releases Trapper Kobold #11*
Yes! Now to plot revenge by inviting buncha french peoples here!
Yes! Now to plot revenge by inviting buncha french peoples here!
You know we can hear you, right?
Yes! Now to plot revenge by inviting buncha french peoples here!You know we can hear you, right?
That what they think! Now, my super-secret plan! I is start big new frenchy cult, and organize them to attack poodle thread! Then I eat eclairs!
Hey! He "yaps" almost as good as us poodles. I'd heard that about kobolds.....
I hope you boys have licenses to hunt poodles and trap kobolds. If not, you will be arrested, tried, and executed.
Now, let's see those licenses.
Jinkies! It's the fuzz! Run for it!
Remember, you can't spell law enforcement without LE
I hope you boys have licenses to hunt poodles and trap kobolds. If not, you will be arrested, tried, and executed.
Now, let's see those licenses.
The man's always tryin' to keep us down!
I hope you boys have licenses to hunt poodles and trap kobolds. If not, you will be arrested, tried, and executed.
Now, let's see those licenses.
*Hikes leg on "the Man" and takes off.* YAP! YAP! YAP!
drops a few landmines to cover his retreat
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!
Me no yap.
*Throws bag of weasels at The Man and runs*
drops a few landmines to cover his retreat
*sniffs one of CDP's landmines* *rolls in it*
drops a few landmines to cover his retreatYou do realize that that leaving a trail is not the way to cover one's retreat, right?
*Picks up landmines, digs pit trap under them, replaces them*
*Continues running*
*Picks up landmines.....*
Ewwww....You do realize what a poodle "landmine" is, don't you?
Ewwww....You do realize what a poodle "landmine" is, don't you?*Picks up landmines.....*
No worry, me am explosion proof!
What about feces-proof?No worry, me am explosion proof!Ewwww....You do realize what a poodle "landmine" is, don't you?*Picks up landmines.....*
Huh? Oh!
EWWW! *Runs away*
Hmm, my forms are not being utilized...time to enable alternate methods.
*Fills out the foot print signature authorization forms*
I say, is it time for high tea?
You pests can run, but you can't hide. We will find you. Oh yes, we will find you...
You there! Colonel! Let's see that vendor's license for that tea.
Indubitably.
You there! Colonel! Let's see that vendor's license for that tea.
*whips it out*
You there! Colonel! Let's see that vendor's license for that tea.*whips it out*
I like your style, Colonel.
I don't know whether to stand at attention or at ease. Decisions.
You there! Colonel! Let's see that vendor's license for that tea.*whips it out*
Everything seems to be in order. Carry on.
runs naked through the thread, without a license
*chases CDP, naked, and without a license*
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people, now that are thread has been invaded by poodles, grap the disection kit on the left, the tranquilizer darts and dart guns on your right, and proceed with the neutering process!
extra consumables for he (or she) who brings back the most number of sexless poodles!
on your marks
get set
and happy hunting!
pees on the funny hat man
pees on the funny hat man
does the same
I say!
neuters the depressed poodle and fifi
i've got 2....
I'm a female poodle, I ain't got nothing to neuter!
oh there is... its just more "invasive" than with males... and more stiching involved...
Female dogs can not be neutered. We can be spayed however. If you do come near me with those tools, I'll just let Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark go to town on you.
*humps ulgulanoths leg*
(also try to bite me, i'm etheral!)
Etheral is fine, now if you were ethereal, then I'd have a problem.
takes a bite out of ulgulanoth
Poodles have been banned from this thread. The punishment for the poodles and anyone aiding them is death. Anyone who appears in this thread to hunt poodles will immediately be deputized, issued a poodle hunting license, and the weapon of their choice.
Let the slaughter begin!
Poodles have been banned from this thread. The punishment for the poodles and anyone aiding them is death. Anyone who appears in this thread to hunt poodles will immediately be deputized, issued a poodle hunting license, and the weapon of their choice.
Let the slaughter begin!
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Grr! *Chews on The Man's wig*
Poodle impostor. I see through your disguise, Slaad. Lucky for you, Slaads are welcome here. Now kindly remove your disguise and return to me the Black Pudding you currently have in your mouth - before it eats you.
Poodle impostor. I see through your disguise, Slaad. Lucky for you, Slaads are welcome here. Now kindly remove your disguise and return to me the Black Pudding you currently have in your mouth - before it eats you.
YAP! Grr!
*Humps The Man's leg*
Your facade has become tiresome.
Guards! Apprehend this lawbreaker.
*Summons Guards*
Your facade has become tiresome.
Guards! Apprehend this lawbreaker.
*Summons Guards*
YAP!
*Chews law book*