The Princess Bride Competition

[Zuxius]

I just got an idea. Seeing how facebook is playing Princess Bride lines back and forth so elequently, I think there could be a competition to be had at PaizoCon.

The competition is to stand up and respond to a particular line from the film, as if it were conversation. No repeats and non-sequential. Audience applause grades the response. Tables elect their best Princess Bride loremaster.

[thelesuit]

Zuxius wrote:

I just got an idea. Seeing how facebook is playing Princess Bride lines back and forth so elequently, I think there could be a competition to be had at PaizoCon.

The competition is to stand up and respond to a particular line from the film, as if it were conversation. No repeats and non-sequential. Audience applause grades the response. Tables elect their best Princess Bride loremaster.

Ted, I think between the two of us we can pretty much do the entire movie.

So, it might be a little unfair.

CJ

[Cosmo]

thelesuit wrote:

...unfair.

I do not think this means what you think it means.

[Jason Nelson]

thelesuit wrote:

Zuxius wrote:

I just got an idea. Seeing how facebook is playing Princess Bride lines back and forth so elequently, I think there could be a competition to be had at PaizoCon.

The competition is to stand up and respond to a particular line from the film, as if it were conversation. No repeats and non-sequential. Audience applause grades the response. Tables elect their best Princess Bride loremaster.

Ted, I think between the two of us we can pretty much do the entire movie.

So, it might be a little unfair.

CJ

You've been more than fair.

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

[Alex Martin]

Jason Nelson wrote:

You've been more than fair.
You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

[swinetrekkie]

Alex Martin wrote:

Jason Nelson wrote:

You've been more than fair.
You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

I silently hold up fingers. Guess how many? :)

[Fris]

Alright alright, break it up, or I call the Brute Squad.

[Prince That Howls]

Fris wrote:

Alright alright, break it up, or I call the Brute Squad.

I'm on the brute squad.

[SaneHatter]

Prince That Howls wrote:

Fris wrote:

Alright alright, break it up, or I call the Brute Squad.

I'm on the brute squad.

You are the brute squad.

[Jason Nelson]

Fezzik, jog his memory.

[Redhoof]

Jason Nelson wrote:

Fezzik, jog his memory.

/BONK

I think I jogged him too hard.

[Old Guy GM]

I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using...

[Alex Martin]

Whoever he is, he's too late...SEE! THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!

[Sara Marie]

I'm not your wife, I'm a witch!

[ulgulanoth]

hey shouldn't that be a spoiler

[baron arem heshvaun]

Probably he means no *harm*.

He's really very short on *charm*.

[strongblade]

'No more rhymes, I mean it!'

'Anybody want a peanut?'

[DM Wellard]

Inconcievable!!!!!!!

[RaGeR]

Am I going MAD, or did the word 'think' escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

[Jason Nelson]

I think Fezzik is right!

Oh, the sot has spoken!

[DM Wellard]

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were - unemployed in Greenland?!”

[Brian Cortijo]

DM Wellard wrote:

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were - unemployed in Greenland?!”

You never had it so good.

[Old Guy GM]

Now. If only we had a holocaust cloak, that would be something!

[DM Wellard]

"Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... "

[Charlie Bell]

Mawwiage, that mosht bwessed awangement, that dweam wittin a dweam...

[Alex Martin]

Old Guy GM wrote:

Now. If only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something!

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

Sorry - don't mean to be picky. I just love those two lines.

*pulls out a holocaust cloak*
Will this do?

[Jason Nelson]

Alex Martin wrote:

Old Guy GM wrote:

Now. If only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something!

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

Sorry - don't mean to be picky. I just love those two lines.

*pulls out a holocaust cloak*
Will this do?

Where did you get that?

At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.

[Jason Nelson]

DM Wellard wrote:

"Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... "

thumbs up for having the correct number of "ha's" in there :)

[TheChozyn]

Nobody has taken the easy out so I'll eliminate it early

As you wish.

[scotchrocket]

"Surrender"

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

[armac]

Is this a kissing book?

[Jason Nelson]

I give you full marks for bravery. Don't make yourself a fool.

[shieldknight01]

R.O.U.S's?

[Christopher Dudley]

armac wrote:

Is this a kissing book?

Yes, you're very smart, now shut up.

[Alex Martin]

shieldknight01 wrote:

R.O.U.S's?

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

****R.O.U.S. jumps up and attacks***

[Jason Nelson]

So tell me, how did that make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so please, be honest.

[markofbane]

Good night Wesley. Good work. Sleep well. I'm most likely to kill you in the morning.

[Jason Nelson]

markofbane wrote:

Good night Wesley. Good work. Sleep well. I'm most likely to kill you in the morning.

For three years he said that to me!

[Alex Martin]

No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.

[scotchrocket]

"And I found these four white horses, I figured since there are four of us if we ever find the lady, hello lady, that we could use them..."

"Fezik, you did something right"

"Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head..."

[Lokie]

Jason Nelson wrote:

So tell me, how did that make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so please, be honest.

*Moans in pain*

"Interesting."

[Cuchulainn]

Sports, are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, True Love...

[DM Wellard]

and as everyone seems to have avoided this one...

So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die"

[zylphryx]

DM Wellard wrote:

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die"

Stop saying that!

[scotchrocket]

" a word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"

"There is nothing nearby, not for miles..."

"Then there will be no one to hear you scream..."

[Cuchulainn]

"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

[Jason Nelson]

DM Wellard wrote:

and as everyone seems to have avoided this one...

So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die"

I remember you. You're that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. You've been working all your life to find me, only to fail now... I think that's just about the worst thing I've ever heard.

[Alex Martin]

Cuchulainn wrote:

"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

[Cuchulainn]

"And YOU! Friendless! Brainless! Helpless! HOPELESS! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? in GREENLAND!"

[Alex Martin]

"That Vizzini, he can...fuss.

"Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at us.