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Wahoo! TotP for young Ani!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I just realized I was the first person to wish DrDH A Happy Birthday. I mean unless his wife was wishing him one while I was typing on the computer. O.O
You'll be glad to know you were the second person...but first on FB.
So I take it you have had a happy one? Get any cool bDay swag?

Orcus is on the way!

Also, Mrs. M got me a nook.

Hmm, so Orcus is out of the secure compound time to intercept it before it goes any further mwahahahahahahaha


Evil Jeremy wrote:
Hmm, so Orcus is out of the secure compound time to intercept it before it goes any further mwahahahahahahaha

I don't get it...what's the difference?


kicking tee


Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, was this be mean to Urizen night?

And if so, I demand to know why I wasn't notified ahead of time!

It was. But Paris had a mean thought about him and he died. :/
Dayyum. I'm glad I befriended Paris long ago in another thread. Hopefully I won't be required to dig it up as proof, but I remember it was somewhere around here. Also, it's nice to know someone correctly named after the Trojan hero, instead of some dumb bimbo.

That does annoy me, naming girls Paris, or Riley. Neither one is a female name!

:S

O_o Neither sounds particularly masculine to me. First time I ran into a male named Riley it really took every bit of restraint I had to not say "Isn't that a girl's name?" Which was probably wise as he was much larger than I.

Apologies to anyone present who might possess those names, of course....


Good evening, FAWTLIES. The wedding was lovely, the dinner was yummy, and the company pleasant. It was a good way to kick off a new life together.

SP and I got stupid though and gave the bride tomorrow off, as well as Sunday. So now we work our umpteenth six-day week in a row. D'oh!


Just got done watching Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Awesome movie. Even though I hadn't seen it in a very long time, I still remembered some of the lines. :)


They're BAAAACK!


calling it a night, later FAWTLies.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Studpuffin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

I just had an insane thought.

What would the Fawltyites look like as Iconics? What classes would we be?

I'd be a Kenku Bard.

Tengu in Pathfinder... not Kenku. :)

I like Tengu a lot.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

I just had an insane thought.

What would the Fawltyites look like as Iconics? What classes would we be?

I'm guessing Sorcerer with the undead bloodline.

With maybe some Oracle of Bone thrown in for good measure. :)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

I just had an insane thought.

What would the Fawltyites look like as Iconics? What classes would we be?

Ooo, good question. I'm starting to think Oracle for myself, as a non-ordained theologian. Maybe a half-elf.
And here I pegged you for party druid :P
Are we basing the iconic character on ourselves or our avatar?
I thunk it was our avatar.
So I would be A Chaotic Neutral Drow Pimp? I'm good with that. ;)

Mystic Pimp Prestige Class from Nymphology. :)

Liberty's Edge

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Hmmm...

wanders naked and lonely through the thread...

I know you irl. This scares me.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

I know I'm late to the party, but I'd have to be an Elven Rogue/Inquisitor of Calistria.


*blink*

Morning all

*blink*

Scarab Sages

Morning folks. I see that TrollCon is moving along nicely.

The Exchange

Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, was this be mean to Urizen night?

And if so, I demand to know why I wasn't notified ahead of time!

It was. But Paris had a mean thought about him and he died. :/
Dayyum. I'm glad I befriended Paris long ago in another thread. Hopefully I won't be required to dig it up as proof, but I remember it was somewhere around here. Also, it's nice to know someone correctly named after the Trojan hero, instead of some dumb bimbo.

That does annoy me, naming girls Paris, or Riley. Neither one is a female name!

:S

All Hail the Lord President, down with dumb ass names! I also wish to table a amendment to drop all names that begin with Du added as a prefix! Please stop naming kids apple blossom and Kal-el as well.

oh wrong thread.

Scarab Sages

I'm so very proud of my country.

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Orthos wrote:

O_o Neither sounds particularly masculine to me. First time I ran into a male named Riley it really took every bit of restraint I had to not say "Isn't that a girl's name?" Which was probably wise as he was much larger than I.

Apologies to anyone present who might possess those names, of course....

Apology accepted...especially since you used the other name in your example. ;-)

And, yeah...Paris has been a male name for a looooong time.

And, on a different topic, for anyone who's keeping score: Yes, it's 6:45am on a Saturday and I'm back at work. Gotta love it.

Scarab Sages

shambles through the thread looking for some nilla wafers

The Exchange

'nannas and vanilla wafers

Liberty's Edge

Good morning everyone.

The wedding last night was awesome. They did a surprise cherokee prayer in the middle of the ceremony, which was kind of a neat touch. Lots of nice pictures were taken, hopefully they'll be going up over the next week and we'll get tagged in some so you guys can check out our FB albums.

We bought the bride and groom a PFCR as a wedding gift. They actually asked for it, we're not that big of dorks (are we?)...

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:

Good morning everyone.

The wedding last night was awesome. They did a surprise cherokee prayer in the middle of the ceremony, which was kind of a neat touch. Lots of nice pictures were taken, hopefully they'll be going up over the next week and we'll get tagged in some so you guys can check out our FB albums.

We bought the bride and groom a PFCR as a wedding gift. They actually asked for it, we're not that big of dorks (are we?)...

yes, however it sounds real nice.

Scarab Sages

shambles through the thread looking for some honey


Aberzombie wrote:
shambles through the thread looking for some honey

I have honey in my kitchen.

gives aberzombie some

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Aberzombie wrote:
shambles through the thread looking for some honey

Honey Roll over and Lettuce on Top?

Dark Archive

Studpuffin wrote:

Good morning everyone.

The wedding last night was awesome. They did a surprise cherokee prayer in the middle of the ceremony, which was kind of a neat touch. Lots of nice pictures were taken, hopefully they'll be going up over the next week and we'll get tagged in some so you guys can check out our FB albums.

We bought the bride and groom a PFCR as a wedding gift. They actually asked for it, we're not that big of dorks (are we?)...

Thats cool, the only thing beyond basic at my wedding was a reading from Ghalil Gabran and his experience with marriage.

Scarab Sages

flash_cxxi wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
shambles through the thread looking for some honey
Honey Roll over and Lettuce on Top?

Naah, I'm gonna try and brew a batch of mead in the next couple of days.


houstonderek wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

Hmmm...

wanders naked and lonely through the thread...

I know you irl. This scares me.

Irl?

Dark Archive

In Real Life.


For Sebastian! And for Taig and Mairk..this is what I had tried to email you before my email got a mind of its own and started sending off stuff for school.

Spoiler:
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trustyour fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.


In other news, I called my Professor, explained the situation, and she was very understanding. So all is good in the class! Except that I have a 1000 word paper due tomorrow!

The Exchange

I hope you do not mind me reading Solnes, I hurt my ribs and jaw with laughter.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Studpuffin wrote:

Good morning everyone.

The wedding last night was awesome. They did a surprise cherokee prayer in the middle of the ceremony, which was kind of a neat touch. Lots of nice pictures were taken, hopefully they'll be going up over the next week and we'll get tagged in some so you guys can check out our FB albums.

We bought the bride and groom a PFCR as a wedding gift. They actually asked for it, we're not that big of dorks (are we?)...

Nice.

My gaming friends at our Wedding were the rowdy ones. They got drunk drinking Beotches. I should explain...
My wife's father is Serbian, so at each table there was a bottle of Scotch and a bottle of Rakija (made by her father, and damn it was freakin' strong...). They were getting jugs of Beer and then tipping the Scotch into them, calling this monstrously alcoholic creation a Beotch. This, combined with the Rakija caused quite a few of them to miss a lot of the festivities due to either passing out, throwing up outside or being sent home in a taxi by the others. At least none of them threw up inside like one of Mel's friends (she threw up on her dinner plate as we found out after it was over 80 )


So apparently, when your best friend and then your advisor call you Saturday morning in succession the day after your birthday to be sure and wake you up, the brain lags.


Lawyers!

::Locks up stuff::

Now the "comeback" subject makes sense. I was wracking my brains for something I was missing.


Solnes wrote:
...before my email got a mind of its own and started sending off stuff for school....

Run! Run as fast as you can! The PMG has infiltrated your home computer with software designed to seize control of your house and trap you inside. He repeats this process with all the Paizo customers, all in preparation for his Venusian Overlords to come and claim our planet.


Crimson Jester wrote:
I hope you do not mind me reading Solnes, I hurt my ribs and jaw with laughter.

nah! Its good stuff, everyone should read...but I had to explain to Mairk and Taig about an email mix up.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Conspiracy Buff wrote:
Solnes wrote:
...before my email got a mind of its own and started sending off stuff for school....
Run! Run as fast as you can! The PMG has infiltrated your home computer with software designed to seize control of your house and trap you inside. He repeats this process with all the Paizo customers, all in preparation for his Venusian Overlords to come and claim our planet.

His Overlords are women? hmmm... Maybe Sara Marie is his liason?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Lawyers!

::Locks up stuff::

Now the "comeback" subject makes sense. I was wracking my brains for something I was missing.

Yeah, not sure what happened?


Ok, back to work....for the next half hour or so...than I am headed home early! Yayy!!!


flash_cxxi wrote:
Conspiracy Buff wrote:
Solnes wrote:
...before my email got a mind of its own and started sending off stuff for school....
Run! Run as fast as you can! The PMG has infiltrated your home computer with software designed to seize control of your house and trap you inside. He repeats this process with all the Paizo customers, all in preparation for his Venusian Overlords to come and claim our planet.
His Overlords are women? hmmm... Maybe Sara Marie is his liason?

Oh no, that's just what they want you to think, in order to make their enslavement easier. The Venusians are actually sentient, telepathic oozes with a taste for navel lint and nose hair.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Solnes wrote:
Ok, back to work....for the next half hour or so...than I am headed home early! Yayy!!!

Have Fun! I shall be retiring to bed soon as it's 2am and it's Mel's sleep in morning tomorrow, which means I have to be up sometime between 6 and 7am with the kids.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Mairkurion, you need to comment on the FAWTL DDO Issue. This has been a Public Service Announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled madness...

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm......madnesss


Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmmm......madnesss

I've been most unwilling

To see this turmoil of mine
The thought of sitting with this
Has me paralyzed

With this prolonged exposure
To near and averted eyes
I think that I've been waiting
Such mileage for empathizing

Now I see the madness in me
Is brought out in the presence of you
Now I know the madness lives on
When you're not in the room
Though I'd love to blame you for all
I'd miss these moments of opportune
You simply brought this madness to light
And I should thank you

Oh, thank you
Much thanks for this bird's eye view
Oh, thank you
For your most generous triggers

It's been all too easy
To cross my arms and roll my eyes
The thought of dropping all arms
Leaves me terrified
And now I see the madness in me
Is brought out in the presence of you
Now I know the madness lives on
When you're not in the room
Though I'd love to blame you for all
I'd miss these moments of opportune
You simply brought this madness to light
And I should thank you

Oh, thank you
Much thanks for this bird's eye view
Oh, thank you
For your most generous triggers

I'd have to give up knowing
And give up being right
You, inadvertent hero
You, angel in disguise

And now I see the madness in me
Is brought out in the presence of you
And now I know the madness lives on
When you're not in the room
And though I'd love to blame you for all
I'd miss these moments of opportune
You simply brought this madness to light
And I should thank you

Oh, thank you
Much thanks for this bird's eye view
Oh, thank you
For your most generous triggers


Karaoke Ashe wrote:
Much thanks for this bird's eye view

You got a problem with Buhrd's eyes son?

The Exchange

Work work work............bleech


So there's at least four FAWTLies working on Sat?
I OBJECT!

Went to Office Depot and got 5X8 index cards. A little bigger than the 4X6 will make it a lot easier for use as character sheets in more demanding games like PF and for people who have trouble writing small. Also, got 5x8 plastic sleeves to protect them and allow writing temporary information with vis-a-vis markers.

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