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Emperor7 wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:But an enjoyable one!Ugh. Maybe this was the original cause of your BBS?
Yeah, the Maui thing would be cool. On the other hand, maybe that would be another form of over-stimulation....
There are definitely worse ways to go.
(Too morbid?)
Don't ask me. I'm the one who's been making all the tasteless jokes about E7. I figure it cheers him up.

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Treppa wrote:@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.

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taig wrote:Don't ask me. I'm the one who's been making all the tasteless jokes about E7. I figure it cheers him up.Emperor7 wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:But an enjoyable one!Ugh. Maybe this was the original cause of your BBS?
Yeah, the Maui thing would be cool. On the other hand, maybe that would be another form of over-stimulation....
There are definitely worse ways to go.
(Too morbid?)
Works for me. ;)

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Mac Boyce wrote:Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.Treppa wrote:@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.

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Mac Boyce wrote:Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.Treppa wrote:@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
So, if I understand correctly, you recently had a nurse that you didn't like? I might be missing the subtext here. :)

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Emperor7 wrote:I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.Mac Boyce wrote:Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.Treppa wrote:@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Eek! I have rolling veins, so it's an unpleasant ordeal. Especially bad on the back of the hands. I had to lecture darn near every nurse/bloodsucker in the hospital about it. It really sucked when my arms were too beat up to take anymore, and they had to use the hands. Ack!

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Emperor7 wrote:Mac Boyce wrote:Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.Treppa wrote:@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".So, if I understand correctly, you recently had a nurse that you didn't like? I might be missing the subtext here. :)
Understatement there. I filed a complaint with the Director of Nursing on that gem. They're 'investigating'. *sigh* Hopefully it will save the next schmuck some pain.

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Mac Boyce wrote:Eek! I have rolling veins, so it's an unpleasant ordeal. Especially bad on the back of the hands. I had to lecture darn near every nurse/bloodsucker in the hospital about it. It really sucked when my arms were too beat up to take anymore, and they had to use the hands. Ack!Emperor7 wrote:I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.Mac Boyce wrote:Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.Treppa wrote:@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
The worst I ever had was when one thought she put the wrong drugs in me. Scary day.

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Emperor7 wrote:The worst I ever had was when one thought she put the wrong drugs in me. Scary day.Mac Boyce wrote:Eek! I have rolling veins, so it's an unpleasant ordeal. Especially bad on the back of the hands. I had to lecture darn near every nurse/bloodsucker in the hospital about it. It really sucked when my arms were too beat up to take anymore, and they had to use the hands. Ack!Emperor7 wrote:I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.Mac Boyce wrote:Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.Treppa wrote:@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Wowsers. Mine was a total azzhat, but didn't do that.

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Mac Boyce wrote:Wowsers. Mine was a total azzhat, but didn't do that.Emperor7 wrote:The worst I ever had was when one thought she put the wrong drugs in me. Scary day.Mac Boyce wrote:Eek! I have rolling veins, so it's an unpleasant ordeal. Especially bad on the back of the hands. I had to lecture darn near every nurse/bloodsucker in the hospital about it. It really sucked when my arms were too beat up to take anymore, and they had to use the hands. Ack!Emperor7 wrote:I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.Mac Boyce wrote:Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.Treppa wrote:@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
It was an actual accident. My chart got mixed up with someone else. But i had to be in the hospital for 24 hours.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.What prevents Bloody Mind Syndrome? I'd like to drop some in certain threads here.
Can't post in Heathcare, Mairkurion. Flips to the index.
Only intense periods of blood-letting the causes of BMS can provide relief.

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Mac Boyce wrote:They're MY Red Wings. :)I fail to read any problem.
Maybe because I've been up since 4am and my Red Wings are beating the HATED CROSBY and the Pengs 3-1.
No...their OUR Red Wings and our goalie Howard almost beat the holy hell out of Crosby at the end of the game!!!1

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Emperor7 wrote:Just tell her she can trust me. In May, I will be a Dr.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Pls e-mail me the study so I can convince my wife.A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.
Please, get preventative treatment TODAY.
Will they call you Dr. Love?

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:I actually think it got Ghostposted. I think this is what happens when the first post in a thread goes ghost.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Why isn't my new thread in Off Topic showing up?Cause it sucks, and Ross just canned it before it could even be posted. :D
I think Ross changed the code so that a thread started by Mairkurion would do this. I don't know why Ross doesn't like Mairkurion...

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Will they call you Dr. Love?Emperor7 wrote:Just tell her she can trust me. In May, I will be a Dr.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Pls e-mail me the study so I can convince my wife.A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.
Please, get preventative treatment TODAY.
I suppose that will continue unchanged.

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Orthos wrote:taig wrote:I actually think it got Ghostposted. I think this is what happens when the first post in a thread goes ghost.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Why isn't my new thread in Off Topic showing up?Cause it sucks, and Ross just canned it before it could even be posted. :DI think Ross changed the code so that a thread started by Mairkurion would do this. I don't know why Ross doesn't like Mairkurion...
The more you love someone, the more you hurt them.