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TotP to the Green Man!

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why isn't my new thread in Off Topic showing up?

Cause it sucks, and Ross just canned it before it could even be posted. :D


taig wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Ugh. Maybe this was the original cause of your BBS?

Yeah, the Maui thing would be cool. On the other hand, maybe that would be another form of over-stimulation....

But an enjoyable one!

There are definitely worse ways to go.

(Too morbid?)

Don't ask me. I'm the one who's been making all the tasteless jokes about E7. I figure it cheers him up.


BIZITYBIZITYBOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm not human, but I play one on the boards.


Taig and Woss huwit my feewins...


Yankee Poodle wrote:
I'm not human, but I play one on the boards.

*lick YP on the neck*

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Little Timmy wrote:
Taig and Woss huwit my feewins...

I thought we gene-spliced those out of you?


Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.
I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".

Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Ugh. Maybe this was the original cause of your BBS?

Yeah, the Maui thing would be cool. On the other hand, maybe that would be another form of over-stimulation....

But an enjoyable one!

There are definitely worse ways to go.

(Too morbid?)

Don't ask me. I'm the one who's been making all the tasteless jokes about E7. I figure it cheers him up.

Works for me. ;)


Watching Patton. It always cheers me up. At least the fighting parts. ;)

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Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.
I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.

I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.
I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.

So, if I understand correctly, you recently had a nurse that you didn't like? I might be missing the subtext here. :)


Will someone, for the love of God, please post in my Heathcare thread. I can't see the damn thing!

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Emperor7 wrote:
need a good movie to distract myself. aliens, boobs, explosions, etc. any suggestions?

For some reason I thought of Galaxy Quest when I read this.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Will someone, for the love of God, please post in my Heathcare thread. I can't see the damn thing!

It won't let me. :(


Mac Boyce wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.
I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.
I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.

Eek! I have rolling veins, so it's an unpleasant ordeal. Especially bad on the back of the hands. I had to lecture darn near every nurse/bloodsucker in the hospital about it. It really sucked when my arms were too beat up to take anymore, and they had to use the hands. Ack!


Mac Boyce wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Will someone, for the love of God, please post in my Heathcare thread. I can't see the damn thing!
It won't let me. :(

TETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


taig wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.
I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.

So, if I understand correctly, you recently had a nurse that you didn't like? I might be missing the subtext here. :)

Understatement there. I filed a complaint with the Director of Nursing on that gem. They're 'investigating'. *sigh* Hopefully it will save the next schmuck some pain.

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Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.
I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.
I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.
Eek! I have rolling veins, so it's an unpleasant ordeal. Especially bad on the back of the hands. I had to lecture darn near every nurse/bloodsucker in the hospital about it. It really sucked when my arms were too beat up to take anymore, and they had to use the hands. Ack!

The worst I ever had was when one thought she put the wrong drugs in me. Scary day.


Why is it okay for someone to

Spoiler:
say, "This is the best post in this thread," but it's not okay for me to say, "This is the worst post in this thread."?


Mac Boyce wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
need a good movie to distract myself. aliens, boobs, explosions, etc. any suggestions?
For some reason I thought of Galaxy Quest when I read this.

Hmmm, another option.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why is it okay for someone to ** spoiler omitted **

What are you talking about?


Mac Boyce wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.
I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.
I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.
Eek! I have rolling veins, so it's an unpleasant ordeal. Especially bad on the back of the hands. I had to lecture darn near every nurse/bloodsucker in the hospital about it. It really sucked when my arms were too beat up to take anymore, and they had to use the hands. Ack!
The worst I ever had was when one thought she put the wrong drugs in me. Scary day.

Wowsers. Mine was a total azzhat, but didn't do that.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why is it okay for someone to ** spoiler omitted **
What are you talking about?

Clark from Necromancer thread.

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Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
@Mac: My sister's a nurse. You don't wanna go there. She has all the tender mercies of a wolverine.
I've had to deal with all sorts of nurses over the past few months that I fear no "tender mercies".
Oh, I have one for you. She'd have chunks of wolverines in her stool. If she'd ever let her crap out. Constipated bi-atch.
I had a nurse who didn't like my wife's attitude after I had a seizure. She spent 5 minutes "trying to find a vein" to put my IV in. I thought Jenny was going to kill her.
Eek! I have rolling veins, so it's an unpleasant ordeal. Especially bad on the back of the hands. I had to lecture darn near every nurse/bloodsucker in the hospital about it. It really sucked when my arms were too beat up to take anymore, and they had to use the hands. Ack!
The worst I ever had was when one thought she put the wrong drugs in me. Scary day.
Wowsers. Mine was a total azzhat, but didn't do that.

It was an actual accident. My chart got mixed up with someone else. But i had to be in the hospital for 24 hours.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why is it okay for someone to ** spoiler omitted **

No one likes a Negative Nelly.


That's why I was GEEGOLLY positive! ;D


Mac Boyce wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Will someone, for the love of God, please post in my Heathcare thread. I can't see the damn thing!
It won't let me. :(

Me neither.

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I fail to read any problem.

Maybe because I've been up since 4am and my Red Wings are beating the HATED CROSBY and the Pengs 3-1.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
That's why I was GEEGOLLY positive! ;D

I helped. :)

I also can't post in your new thread. I was going to have the best post in there, too. :(


A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.

Please, get preventative treatment TODAY.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.

What prevents Bloody Mind Syndrome? I'd like to drop some in certain threads here.

Can't post in Heathcare, Mairkurion. Flips to the index.


viral post


Mac Boyce wrote:

I fail to read any problem.

Maybe because I've been up since 4am and my Red Wings are beating the HATED CROSBY and the Pengs 3-1.

They're MY Red Wings. :)


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.

Please, get preventative treatment TODAY.

Pls e-mail me the study so I can convince my wife.


Treppa wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.

What prevents Bloody Mind Syndrome? I'd like to drop some in certain threads here.

Can't post in Heathcare, Mairkurion. Flips to the index.

Only intense periods of blood-letting the causes of BMS can provide relief.

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Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

I fail to read any problem.

Maybe because I've been up since 4am and my Red Wings are beating the HATED CROSBY and the Pengs 3-1.

They're MY Red Wings. :)

No...their OUR Red Wings and our goalie Howard almost beat the holy hell out of Crosby at the end of the game!!!1


Emperor7 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.

Please, get preventative treatment TODAY.

Pls e-mail me the study so I can convince my wife.

Just tell her she can trust me. In May, I will be a Dr.


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why isn't my new thread in Off Topic showing up?
Cause it sucks, and Ross just canned it before it could even be posted. :D

I actually think it got Ghostposted. I think this is what happens when the first post in a thread goes ghost.


appear

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.

Please, get preventative treatment TODAY.

Pls e-mail me the study so I can convince my wife.
Just tell her she can trust me. In May, I will be a Dr.

Will they call you Dr. Love?

RPG Superstar 2012

Orthos wrote:
taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why isn't my new thread in Off Topic showing up?
Cause it sucks, and Ross just canned it before it could even be posted. :D
I actually think it got Ghostposted. I think this is what happens when the first post in a thread goes ghost.

I think Ross changed the code so that a thread started by Mairkurion would do this. I don't know why Ross doesn't like Mairkurion...

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Alright! Wings won and now I'm tired.

Nite all.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mac Boyce wrote:

Alright! Wings won and now I'm tired.

Nite all.

Good night! Don't let the hairy nurses bite.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

A new study show that regular BttH can prevent Bloody Brain Syndrome.

Please, get preventative treatment TODAY.

Pls e-mail me the study so I can convince my wife.
Just tell her she can trust me. In May, I will be a Dr.
Will they call you Dr. Love?

I suppose that will continue unchanged.


taig wrote:
Orthos wrote:
taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why isn't my new thread in Off Topic showing up?
Cause it sucks, and Ross just canned it before it could even be posted. :D
I actually think it got Ghostposted. I think this is what happens when the first post in a thread goes ghost.

I think Ross changed the code so that a thread started by Mairkurion would do this. I don't know why Ross doesn't like Mairkurion...

The more you love someone, the more you hurt them.


Good night to everyone.


appear

EDIT: Who's deletin' posts?

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