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Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:

If you can only go to one convention next year, make sure it's PaizoCon!

That was the plan. Thogh I did make it to two local Cons. That was a blast.
MMMmmm, I usually make it too one local con. Cheaper that way.

Federal, State, or County?


Urizen wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:

If you can only go to one convention next year, make sure it's PaizoCon!

That was the plan. Thogh I did make it to two local Cons. That was a blast.

Who was the other one besides Houston Derek?

ZING!

Omph...


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Going for the shaggy look?
says the man who had a pony tail when I was a kid.

yes.

embarass the father.
dooo eeet. doooooooo eeeeeeet.

Hehe.

*does the Nakkid mile*

~Snaps photo.~

Hey Prof! How much to not put this up online? ;)

You can buy it.

Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. I have observed another sign of a social cue misfire. Do you really want me to rule your planet or to reduce it to rubble? Grovel in the gravel when you kneel to Zod!


Moorluck wrote:
Why does Riley refuse to put on clothes!?

I blame Arden. You know he learned it from her.


Moorluck wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
What happens if I press this button?
I assume control of the country.

We'll see about that, Houstonian.

Shadow Lodge

Gary is in chat and he is starting to sweat, you guys should post faster!


Page 558 now and someone moved it up to 570. You guys should be sleeping and prepping for work the next morning. And those that aren't working should be watching Blu-Ray.

I have spoken.

EDIT: 571?

Oh no...


Urizen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Going for the shaggy look?
says the man who had a pony tail when I was a kid.

yes.

embarass the father.
dooo eeet. doooooooo eeeeeeet.

I won't lie. That's what I'm looking forward to the most.

Sorry, Leafy. ;-)

Yeah, unfortunately, when I tried to grow my hair long, it got crazy unruly. Too coarse and thick, I guess.


taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Going for the shaggy look?
says the man who had a pony tail when I was a kid.

yes.

embarass the father.
dooo eeet. doooooooo eeeeeeet.

I won't lie. That's what I'm looking forward to the most.

Sorry, Leafy. ;-)

Yeah, unfortunately, when I tried to grow my hair long, it got crazy unruly. Too coarse and thick, I guess.

Yea. Thanks for the hair genes. =P


taig wrote:

I'm really sorry for Flash. Flash, just skip the next 5 pages.

Urizen, there will be too much innuendo in the next 5 pages for you to miss it.

F@#&er. Evil.

Heh.


taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Solnes just showed me dessert. :D
tacos?
Oddly, no. Sausage. O_o

Sausage filled taco.

is that too much for this thread?

See, Urizen. Some of it's pretty damn blatant.

See previous post!


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I'm sure Leafy is absolutely beaming that I'm reading this.

Or asking him why he got you involved in all of this in the first place. What was intended to be a father-daughter bonding moment is slowly turning into ... a quintuple bypass when his daughter is referencing streaking amongst gamers.

I decided I like you. Lots. :p


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Solnes just showed me dessert. :D
Then what are you still doing posting here? Go get some. ;)
Gotta have dinner first. Then put the kids to bed. Then comes dessert.
Why not just put the kids to bed and skip to dessert? ;)

You have no idea. None.

Shadow Lodge

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.

Wow... a good example of why facebook is horrible. Mixing friends, hobbies, and family can never end well.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Solnes just showed me dessert. :D
tacos?
Oddly, no. Sausage. O_o

Sausage filled taco.

is that too much for this thread?

vienna?
You can smoke my sausage. Shorty.

O.o

Other men's sausages scare me.

So, if we're swinging our sausages around in a circle in your proximity, what do you do next?


taig's Heathansson wrote:

Mine!

Y'know, it's not as fun when I can't dopplegang.

I know how you feel. I really do.


taig's Heathansson wrote:

Mine!

Y'know, it's not as fun when I can't dopplegang.

There is a way...

EDIT: hears PMG rumbles under his breath...WTF did Urizen figure out now? I had that code tight, lock and stock.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:
28,478 posts is the old record. I think we can beat that!
Less than 600 posts to go!
Exactly what happens? I've popped into these threads from time to time, but never saw the end.

No one has. Fawtly does not end. Ever. It is eternal. Rapturous unto the Heavens style.


General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Going for the shaggy look?
says the man who had a pony tail when I was a kid.

yes.

embarass the father.
dooo eeet. doooooooo eeeeeeet.

Hehe.

*does the Nakkid mile*

~Snaps photo.~

Hey Prof! How much to not put this up online? ;)

You can buy it.
Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. I have observed another sign of a social cue misfire. Do you really want me to rule your planet or to reduce it to rubble? Grovel in the gravel when you kneel to Zod!

Hold yer breath for a bit. See how that works for ya!


Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I'm sure Leafy is absolutely beaming that I'm reading this.

Or asking him why he got you involved in all of this in the first place. What was intended to be a father-daughter bonding moment is slowly turning into ... a quintuple bypass when his daughter is referencing streaking amongst gamers.

I decided I like you. Lots. :p

Well, as long as I don't acquire any new stalkers I think I'll be ok.


taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:
28,478 posts is the old record. I think we can beat that!
Less than 600 posts to go!
Exactly what happens? I've popped into these threads from time to time, but never saw the end.

It's fairly anti-climactic. Gary says, "Sorry kids, playtime is over," and we move to the new thread that has been set up in anticipation of this eventuality.

And he gloats about having last post in locked thread. Then unlocks it to show his supremacy. Then locks it again.

*shakes fist*


taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

here he goes again

You wanna beat this thing, or wha?
Is there a prize?
Whoever gets the last post on the the thread gets a kiss from either Solnes or Moorluck, your choice. Or both, if that's what you want.

Or an invite to the next DP.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

here he goes again

You wanna beat this thing, or wha?
Is there a prize?
Whoever gets the last post on the the thread gets a kiss from either Solnes or Moorluck, your choice. Or both, if that's what you want.
If I get it, I want a kiss from Jyu1ch1.

Either ochre red is Leafy's new color or it's autumn & his avatar is a burning bush.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I like gory messes.

Kleenex? Two boxes or three?


taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:
28,478 posts is the old record. I think we can beat that!
Less than 600 posts to go!
Exactly what happens? I've popped into these threads from time to time, but never saw the end.

It's fairly anti-climactic. Gary says, "Sorry kids, playtime is over," and we move to the new thread that has been set up in anticipation of this eventuality.

But what is the benchmark for said comment?

Some klaxons sound in Gary's lair, and he has to press some giant red button, or the entire site will explode in a gory mess.

That's what I imagine it to be like, anyway.

Does he have to enter the numbers?
Yeah. 69, 77...Urizen knows the rest of them.

I only have one number for you. It's in my pocket. Let me retrieve it.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
So, it's really extremely hot down here in Charlotte. 98. Not as bad as for you northerners...
Triple digits here in Arizona, I think it got up to 115 today. That and it was muggy. Not a good day to be doing food shopping.

Is your mom oppressing your supermarket soiree?


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

here he goes again

You wanna beat this thing, or wha?
Is there a prize?
Whoever gets the last post on the the thread gets a kiss from either Solnes or Moorluck, your choice. Or both, if that's what you want.
If I get it, I want a kiss from Jyu1ch1.

o.o

is that a rule someone neglected to tell me?

You have my permission to flog him for heresy. Mel Gibson style.


Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

here he goes again

You wanna beat this thing, or wha?
Is there a prize?
Whoever gets the last post on the the thread gets a kiss from either Solnes or Moorluck, your choice. Or both, if that's what you want.
If I get it, I want a kiss from Jyu1ch1.

o.o

is that a rule someone neglected to tell me?
You have my permission to flog him for heresy. Mel Gibson style.

Too much work. I'll let my boyfriend do it if he so chooses.


taig wrote:
My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.

Innuendo aside, once you've had it in Bawhston, it's never the same anywhere else. Same with Chowdah. I can no longer enjoy it out here in Ohio. It will require for me to have a return trip to Beantown. There's this Irish pub out in Fauneil Hall that I need to revisit. Their BCP is so awesome I'd take it behind the building and have sex with it. And smoke a cigarette with Tiamat.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.
Mine's pumpkin.

Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. Why do you miss these social cues? I am not convinced. You're leaving me but little choice.

While you're down there kneeling before Zod, my boots need licked.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

1300 new posts since yesterday evening?!? Is it worth reading or just a bunch of mines attempting to bring this tower down?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
I was worried the blitz had died out. Everyone taking a break?
Still fapping as fast as I can.

You, sir, are a fifth degree black belt.


Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
1300 new posts since yesterday evening?!? Is it worth reading or just a bunch of mines attempting to bring this tower down?

I'm at 559 now. I started at like 540 something something dark side. Not as many mines as I suspected thus far, but I still have 560 - 571 to go.

I could just not reply to anything. That would make it fly by quicker.

But my fans? They would be disappointed.


BOO


Dude, never disappoint the fans. I can't live without the fan service. Unless they mess with my mane. Then we're going to have issues.


Where's TAD? I'm trying to find him.

The Exchange

I needs to be asleep. :/


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.
Mine's pumpkin.
You should move to Arkansas then.

I'm waiting for a state secession and thus arises Urkansas from the ashes.


Moorluck wrote:
I needs to be asleep. :/

Ditto.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
naah; I think I blew their minds out.
My brain is still intact.

Don't you hate it when you get a Happy Meal from McDonalds and they short you out on the fries?

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
naah; I think I blew their minds out.
My brain is still intact.
Don't you hate it when you get a Happy Meal from McDonalds and they short you out on the fries?

even worse when they short one of 3 kids on the toy. :/


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
When a mama Avogadro's number and a daddy Avogadro's number love each other...
Are their number's 6 and 9?

6.022 and 1023. It's a sight to behold. Your brain will be less intact as a result.


Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
naah; I think I blew their minds out.
My brain is still intact.
Don't you hate it when you get a Happy Meal from McDonalds and they short you out on the fries?

even worse when they short one of 3 kids on the toy. :/

On a scale of Marvel action figure wars, how worse?


Ghost of Malthus wrote:
BOO

+1


Urizen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.
Mine's pumpkin.
You should move to Arkansas then.
I'm waiting for a state secession and thus arises Urkansas from the ashes.

Aw, the necessary first step for the genius of The Old Man of the Mountain to be recognized.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
naah; I think I blew their minds out.
My brain is still intact.
Don't you hate it when you get a Happy Meal from McDonalds and they short you out on the fries?

even worse when they short one of 3 kids on the toy. :/

On a scale of Marvel action figure wars, how worse?

Tombstone vs Galactus worse.


Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
woot
Who wooted?
Wolfthulhu

Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. I've put in a word with my friend Tarkin. He wants to try out something for military exercises. I await with anticipation.

In the meantime, my boots need more licking. Why are you not kneeling? Do not taunt unhappy no-fun Zod.


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
naah; I think I blew their minds out.
My brain is still intact.
Don't you hate it when you get a Happy Meal from McDonalds and they short you out on the fries?

even worse when they short one of 3 kids on the toy. :/

On a scale of Marvel action figure wars, how worse?

Bad enough to always keep a few unopened hotwheels and/or Star Wars figures hidden in a closet somewhere.

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