Damn Texan's page

Hmm... nope. Can't place it. Must not be important.

Happy Memorial Day, 'Mericans.

May your barbeques be tasty and your beer be plentiful.
Remember the fallen who have lost their lives for our great country.

Dammit Wolf! I missed my TotP... :'(

Suck it up, mate!

Crimson Jester wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

And yes, unsweetened tea is much better :)

So, you get your Picante Sauce bottled in New York city too?

NEW YORK CITY??!!?!

Git a rope.

I'll be happy when we get access to the derned PDF.

Any day now...

<stares menacingly, then shakes head and just walks away>

You know you're my favorite, right?

Garydee wrote:

So, when we come in defense of Texas from people running it down with inaccurate info, we're the bad guys. Makes sense to me!

Only when you act the ass while you do it. :)

This thread has been people acting like asses since the first post. Don't lay that blame at the Texan's feet.

Returning people, new people... grumble grumble snarf...

As if their aren't enuff folk in this thread to keep track of.

Ah hell, did you guys bring home another stray?

Weren't you. They couldn't handle my nekkid fawsomness.

Nekkid Texas. Awwwww yeah!

Where's Lufkin, TX? It's mentioned in a book I like.

Has Texas ever had a snowstorm that you know of?

Don't believe the lies. It never snows in Texas, it only rains. Fact: Snow was outlawed in 1845. All precipitation not in liquid form must retreat to the nearest border before touching ground.

It is also at a minimum, 103° F, year round.

Cornielius wrote:

Weird fact.

My mom grew up in Brenham, TX, home of blue bell ice cream.

I first had it on a visit when I was, like, 6.

(OK- Actually she grew up outside Brenham, at a train whistle stop called Gay Hill.)

Yee-haw! As fer Miss Jess, I don't even understand whut she's sayin'.

Aw, she's one of them, 'damn yankees'. Don't pay her no mind.

Greatest. Theater. EVER.

Voice mail of a texter that was kicked out of the movie theater.

(Language NSFW)

HA!

Gary Teter wrote:

Also, this beach is full of horses.

Make sure to look down from time to time then. Horses are messy creatures. The horses around here leave bits around everywhere. X_X

Just hay and water. Horses are much neater about their leavings than what cows do with the same ingredients.

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

There is a plan B and I'll still be moving away, but it'll be to the middle of nowhere because the husband has a 3 year contract lined up there because we probably won't be able to do anything else for awhile. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

sorry to hear about that, Jeremy. Those nasty curveballs that screw up your life plans can really suck! :( All I can say is I've so far managed to muddle through despite them, and am happy where I am now. I hope you will be able to say the same!

Well sure, but you moved to Texas!

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Remicus wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Blah. Off to work. It's Friday!

And its Rise of the Runelords tonight!

Indeed it is! Can't wait can't wait can't wait...

Who's running?

Tordek is running. Players include myself, Selgard and Aberzombie's brother. Also hosted by said brother.

And Here I am 14 hours away. Sigh.

You should totally move to Texas.

Just sayin...

I would have to tear my wife's nails out.

You can always buy he new nails. New TEXAS nails!

Eh? How's that for win?!

Some people need a good killing.

Just sayin.

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Foghorn Leghorn wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Jess, this has been bugging me for some time. Is your last name pronounced like the object, as in 'shut the door,' or does it have more license taken. I could see it being pronounced like 'do-er' as well.

I am curiousified.

Well, it's pronounced DO-uh, obviously. How else, I say, how else might it be pronounced? As in, "Miz Treppa, would you please shut duh doah, it feels a might drafty in hyuh."

Silly Yankee, I!

Isn't that redundant?

;-)

Only between the Mason Dixon and the Rio Grande/Gulf. :P

Which is where it really matters. :-D

Big Tex wrote:

Come to Texas. It's a whole 'nother country.

I've got a brother who keeps saying that. Sometimes I wish.....

Your brother is pretty smart that way.

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Next Monday is a lie. There is no such thing as next Monday, wait until this hypothetical next Monday arises, and what is it then? It's now THIS Monday. Think about it. ;)

Is that like "Free beer tomorrow!"? ;)

Where? Where? I think its almost tomorrow here in Texas.

LOL! Yes, but tomorrow it will still be free beer tomorrow. ;)

Free beer... FOREVER!

Yee-hah!

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hey 8th Dwarf, you on FB?

Yep... not being very good with the face booky stuff how do I give you my adressy thing... I only log in once a monthish

be warned if you FB him you may get most of the rest of us too. :)

Kind of a FAWTLy dogpile.

Well we have been kind and not all jumped Lindasty yet. Privacy can be maintained.

Dem wimens ken be a mite skittish, ya know. Best ta be gent'l wit 'em.

Rah Rah Blitz Boom Bah!!! Yayyyy FawtL!!!

Mmm, booooobs.... drool...

Mikaze wrote:

Propane wrote:

Tribal Cannibals:

Most weren't, but there were some Native American tribes who were big into the cannibalism thing. Aztecs were into it, too. You know what that is? Precedent.

Except people aren't saying cannibals shouldn't be possible.

People are mad because Pulp Cannibals are presented as the baseline of the Tribal section.

Just a couple of people, actually. Doesn't offend me at all.

Mikaze wrote:

Sanakht Inaros wrote:

As for the cannibal "controversy", what's next? The Village Idiot? It's just a suggestion.

Honestly? I could have gone without that too.

I think the picture of a certain ex president would have worked a lot better, but that's just me.

Well, he's technically not an ex-president yet, but soon.

We have a lot of Texan Fawtls.

Ain't it great?!

Treppa wrote:

Size could be an issue...

What? Just sayin'. It could.

If I had a dollar for every time a lady...

You'd still be broke! Harharhar...

Go, Squirrel-girl!

That's the best super hero name ever.

Is her super power getting cars to swerve to avoid her, and storing acorns in trees?

swerve to avoid... I think I've been doing it wrong.

This blitz is going faster than a Texan chasin' after chicken fried steak.

Someone say steak? I'm on it!

zips off

I say they can make do with CHITS! <breaks into fit of coughing>

That's enough chit out of you Old Man.

Nope, just prefer to get worked up over things that really matter. Like chili recipes and beer.

Meh. Maybe I'm s'posed to be all up in arms, but I just can't seem to get worked up over it.

I'm not jealous, I just feel sorry for you. Your most popular music is produced in Tennessee, the only type of food you're known for is Tex/Mex (which is half mexican and half Milwaukee beer) and the Cowboys suck*!

Given the nature of this thread, you'd get a pass on that anyway. ;-)

Who needs Tennessee when you have the likes of ZZ Top and Stevie Ray Vaughan? And Texas is at least as well known for great chili as it is for Tex-Mex.

Damn Texan wrote:

Big Tex wrote:

Obviously, it's a sign of where the big junk is.

Who's got the big package? Yeah, that's right.

Alaska?

Pfft, Alaska didn't even rate being in the dream.

Obviously, it's a sign of where the big junk is.

Who's got the big package? Yeah, that's right.

Lord Fyre wrote:

What about actual African Music?

I was thinking vuvuzelas... :)

Going to slap you now...

seekerofshadowlight wrote:

northbrb wrote:

could some one tell me what the Anti-Paladin's code is.

The whole thing was kindly posted by Jared last post of last page

The code is

Code of Conduct: An antipaladin must be of chaotic evil alignment and loses all class features except proficiencies if he willingly and altruistically commits good acts. This does not mean that an antipaladin cannot take actions someone else might qualify as good, only that such actions must always be in service of his own dark ends. An antipaladin’s code requires that he place his own interests and desires above all else, as well as impose tyranny, take advantage whenever possible, and punish the good and just, provided such actions don’t interfere with his goals.

It seems really odd to me that a chaotic evil anything would have a code of any kind.

The code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.

Riley Buggers is laying on the love seat, watching Cars, with one hand in his diaper. :S

Redneck in the making.

Hahaha, I read the thread title and expected to see people sharing tricks of the trade for making your own beer...

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Going for the shaggy look?

says the man who had a pony tail when I was a kid.

yes.

embarass the father.
dooo eeet. doooooooo eeeeeeet.

Hehe.

*does the Nakkid mile*

~Snaps photo.~

Hey Prof! How much to not put this up online? ;)

You can buy it.

Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. I have observed another sign of a social cue misfire. Do you really want me to rule your planet or to reduce it to rubble? Grovel in the gravel when you kneel to Zod!

Hold yer breath for a bit. See how that works for ya!

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Solnes wrote:

taig wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Ok, netflix is done buffering. Back to Veronica Mars. Such a great chick show! :D

What does it say about me that it's one of my favorite shows?

That more women would enjoy watching shows with you than some ultra macho douche? :)

Bah. Nothing wrong with chicks who like Sons of Anarchy and 24.

Oh I dare say I have to disagree. 24? Thanks no thanks. What a horrible show. :)

Ahh, yer breakin me 'eart, lass.

Arrrrgghh...

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Why is the rum always gone?

Howdy, and thanks for clicking on this thread.

I have been playing "the worlds #1 role-playing game" with the same guys for a LONG time.

'Round these parts, we call that the 'world's oldest roleplying game', pardner.

*spit

;-)

I'd have to go with the suggestion of Crypt of the Everflame and it's sequels. As much as I love Hollow's Last Hope, it was written under the 3.5 rules and won't quite serve your purpose. One thing Paizo includes in the back of all of their modules and Adventure Path books is a set of four pre-gens, so you don't have to worry about that.

Or how about a great big glass of chill the frack out.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

They have books in Texas?

We usually burn them. ;)

Wait wait... I have nother one!

** spoiler omitted **

You'd also need a shelf dedicated to football, trucks, and guns. That would about cover it all.

Better make that two shelves for guns. It's TEXAS, dammit.

Damn Texan wrote:

You guys are funny.

Laredo is one of the largest 1% of the cities in the US. Of course, don't let that stop your Texas bashing. It's natural to be jealous of a place that's better than where you live. Wouldn't want to take that from you.

I'll give this to Laredo: probably has the most kick-ass song about it of any Texas town. Of most towns with songs, for that matter.

Youtube Linky

You guys are funny.

Laredo is one of the largest 1% of the cities in the US. Of course, don't let that stop your Texas bashing. It's natural to be jealous of a place that's better than where you live. Wouldn't want to take that from you.

A little searching finds: link

Texas

License to self-distribute: Yes

Alcoholic Beverage Code Title 3, Ch. 12

Brewpubs are not allowed to distribute (self or otherwise) in Texas. Shipping breweries can self-distribute if they manufacture less than 75,000 bbls of beer per year. You need a manufacturer's license in Texas to make "beer" defined as less than 4% ABW. You need a brewer's permit to make "ale" defined as more than 4% ABW. The 75,000 bbls is calculated as total "beer" and "ale". (synopsis provided by brewer)

As to the why... I couldn't find that, maybe you could explain why your state has some of the silly laws it does, and they all do.

We are talking about a show made for American audiences, right?

An audience that has proved time and again to have no patience for character development and no grasp of subtlety. Joe the Plumber can not be bothered with that sort of high-brow tripe. No, what Wal-Mart shoppers want is hot chicks and explosions.

Is it really too much to ask for both?