Snuggle |
Moff Rimmer wrote:My advice could have been helpful. Instead, it was disregarded. It's just kind of sad.I feel like the surest sign of intelligence is shown by the people who didn't post on that thread.
Sebastian had the right of it. When the conversation boils down to "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz", it never ends well.
It's because I'm so smart...not!
Moorluck |
Moorluck wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I'll do it for ya!Moorluck wrote:Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.
Edit: No Jokes for TotP!
Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Leftovers?
Moorluck |
Celestial Healer wrote:It's because I'm so smart...not!Moff Rimmer wrote:My advice could have been helpful. Instead, it was disregarded. It's just kind of sad.I feel like the surest sign of intelligence is shown by the people who didn't post on that thread.
Sebastian had the right of it. When the conversation boils down to "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz", it never ends well.
But the question is are you smart enough to accept that your going to get a knot jerked in your ass?
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:Leftovers?Moorluck wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I'll do it for ya!Moorluck wrote:Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.
Edit: No Jokes for TotP!
Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Snuggle |
Snuggle wrote:But the question is are you smart enough to accept that your going to get a knot jerked in your ass?Celestial Healer wrote:It's because I'm so smart...not!Moff Rimmer wrote:My advice could have been helpful. Instead, it was disregarded. It's just kind of sad.I feel like the surest sign of intelligence is shown by the people who didn't post on that thread.
Sebastian had the right of it. When the conversation boils down to "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz", it never ends well.
That's the whole point. Wheeeeeee!
Moorluck |
Moorluck wrote:Studpuffin wrote:Leftovers?Moorluck wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I'll do it for ya!Moorluck wrote:Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.
Edit: No Jokes for TotP!
Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A hamburger?
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:A hamburger?Moorluck wrote:Studpuffin wrote:Leftovers?Moorluck wrote:Studpuffin wrote:I'll do it for ya!Moorluck wrote:Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.
Edit: No Jokes for TotP!
Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
I haven't heard or told these jokes since I was in middle school. :P
Moff Rimmer |
I haven't heard or told these jokes since I was in middle school. :P
There's probably a reason for that.
I taught middle school. I think that was the biggest surprise to me -- that in 30 years, the jokes hadn't changed. And then they were shocked that I had heard it before.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Moorluck |
Studpuffin wrote:I haven't heard or told these jokes since I was in middle school. :PThere's probably a reason for that.
I taught middle school. I think that was the biggest surprise to me -- that in 30 years, the jokes hadn't changed. And then they were shocked that I had heard it before.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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Our oldest is telling me some of the same jokes, you're right they never change. :)
Moorluck |
Moorluck wrote:Gary Teter wrote:How many times a day do you roll your eyes and wish you could slap people through their monitors?Studpuffin wrote:I miss all the fun when I'm to lunch. :(It really wasn't that much fun.A lot.
(paizo.com won't allow the infinity symbol)
That's about what I figured. And I accept that I am counted among that number from time to time.
I must find Gary at the Con. He has present from us. :)
Moorluck |
Moorluck wrote:What system are we on? How de we determine whose next?Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Twin Agate Dragons wrote:What are we going to call the next thread?How about FAWTL Beach V?I think it's AZs turn, but you can always make suggestions. You will get your chance.
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We're running through the Cabinet first, the originals were all awarded positions in my cabinet. Woody would come after AZ, and then I forget who.
Oops, I think we're going to hit Woodys that he created next. :/