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Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)

Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.

Edit: No Jokes for TotP!

I'll do it for ya!

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)

Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.

Edit: No Jokes for TotP!

I'll do it for ya!

Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D

What do you call a cow with only three legs?

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gdfgp


Celestial Healer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

I feel like the surest sign of intelligence is shown by the people who didn't post on that thread.

Sebastian had the right of it. When the conversation boils down to "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz", it never ends well.

My advice could have been helpful. Instead, it was disregarded. It's just kind of sad.

It's because I'm so smart...not!

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Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)

Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.

Edit: No Jokes for TotP!

I'll do it for ya!

Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D

What do you call a cow with only three legs?

Leftovers?

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Snuggle wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

I feel like the surest sign of intelligence is shown by the people who didn't post on that thread.

Sebastian had the right of it. When the conversation boils down to "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz", it never ends well.

My advice could have been helpful. Instead, it was disregarded. It's just kind of sad.
It's because I'm so smart...not!

But the question is are you smart enough to accept that your going to get a knot jerked in your ass?

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)

Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.

Edit: No Jokes for TotP!

I'll do it for ya!

Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D

What do you call a cow with only three legs?

Leftovers?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Moorluck wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

I feel like the surest sign of intelligence is shown by the people who didn't post on that thread.

Sebastian had the right of it. When the conversation boils down to "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz", it never ends well.

My advice could have been helpful. Instead, it was disregarded. It's just kind of sad.
It's because I'm so smart...not!
But the question is are you smart enough to accept that your going to get a knot jerked in your ass?

That's the whole point. Wheeeeeee!


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Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)

Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.

Edit: No Jokes for TotP!

I'll do it for ya!

Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D

What do you call a cow with only three legs?

Leftovers?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

A hamburger?

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Time to fix dinner, beef I'm strokingnoff. :)

Ya know what, I'll just refrain from making a joke.

Edit: No Jokes for TotP!

I'll do it for ya!

Not the joke I'd have gone for, but good enough! :D

What do you call a cow with only three legs?

Leftovers?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

A hamburger?

Ground Beef.

I haven't heard or told these jokes since I was in middle school. :P

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
I haven't heard or told these jokes since I was in middle school. :P

There's probably a reason for that.

I taught middle school. I think that was the biggest surprise to me -- that in 30 years, the jokes hadn't changed. And then they were shocked that I had heard it before.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Spoiler:
Bugs Bunny

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gp, won't be too much longer before this thing crashes.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I haven't heard or told these jokes since I was in middle school. :P

There's probably a reason for that.

I taught middle school. I think that was the biggest surprise to me -- that in 30 years, the jokes hadn't changed. And then they were shocked that I had heard it before.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
** spoiler omitted **

Our oldest is telling me some of the same jokes, you're right they never change. :)


I say, you boys are bout as funny as mayonnaise left out over night.


Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Still, can't believe I missed the fireworks around here. That must have been....interesting.

Gary says no.

Frankie says Relax.

Did Frankie Go To Hollywood?

Liberty's Edge

Quothe the Puffin: Ghost Post


What are we going to call the next thread? And can I start it?

Lantern Lodge

Moorluck wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I miss all the fun when I'm to lunch. :(
It really wasn't that much fun.
How many times a day do you roll your eyes and wish you could slap people through their monitors?

A lot.

(paizo.com won't allow the infinity symbol)

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ghost postin.


Foghorn Leghorn wrote:
I say, you boys are bout as funny as mayonnaise left out over night.

Shhhh, don't tell them how to make the secret sauce!


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
What are we going to call the next thread?

How about FAWTL Beach V?


Spotty Carpet wrote:
Foghorn Leghorn wrote:
I say, you boys are bout as funny as mayonnaise left out over night.
Shhhh, don't tell them how to make the secret sauce!

I think everyone already knows.

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Sara Marie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I miss all the fun when I'm to lunch. :(
It really wasn't that much fun.
How many times a day do you roll your eyes and wish you could slap people through their monitors?

A lot.

(paizo.com won't allow the infinity symbol)

That's about what I figured. And I accept that I am counted among that number from time to time.

I must find Gary at the Con. He has present from us. :)


Sara Marie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I miss all the fun when I'm to lunch. :(
It really wasn't that much fun.
How many times a day do you roll your eyes and wish you could slap people through their monitors?

A lot.

(paizo.com won't allow the infinity symbol)

:(


Heh-heh.

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
What are we going to call the next thread?
How about FAWTL Beach V?

I think it's AZs turn, but you can always make suggestions. You will get your chance.

Spoiler:
Don't feel bad, I wanted to call this one "Fawtl Wars4: Return of Teter." ;)


Moorluck wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
What are we going to call the next thread?
How about FAWTL Beach V?

I think it's AZs turn, but you can always make suggestions. You will get your chance.

** spoiler omitted **

What system are we on? How de we determine whose next?


streaks through the thread

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
What are we going to call the next thread?
How about FAWTL Beach V?

I think it's AZs turn, but you can always make suggestions. You will get your chance.

** spoiler omitted **

What system are we on? How de we determine whose next?

We're running through the Cabinet first, the originals were all awarded positions in my cabinet. Woody would come after AZ, and then I forget who.

Oops, I think we're going to hit Woodys that he created next. :/

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Ok, all three kids are in bed, I'm gonna nap for a bit and then update the PbP. See you good folks later.


Moorluck wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
What are we going to call the next thread?
How about FAWTL Beach V?

I think it's AZs turn, but you can always make suggestions. You will get your chance.

** spoiler omitted **

Does he have a name already? Does it go with five?


Damn, we keep getting driven down. Big upswing in threads. Who'd you guys piss off?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Damn, we keep getting driven down. Big upswing in threads. Who'd you guys piss off?

Shall I mine a field?


You're asking me to field a question about mining a field? Do I have that right?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
You're asking me to field a question about mining a field? Do I have that right?

Of cousre you do, after all, mining a field is akin to heathys "mine!" posts.


Lay on, MacMiner.


Mine!


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Huzzah!

*crashes in through the roof and lands on a mine*


Mine!

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