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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Crimson Jester wrote:
Morning all. Work is such a wonderful place to be. No screaming kids.

Huh. At my former place of employment we called those "Directors".


taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Morning all. Work is such a wonderful place to be. No screaming kids.
Huh. At my former place of employment we called those "Directors".

Current or former?

RPG Superstar 2012

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Morning all. Work is such a wonderful place to be. No screaming kids.
Huh. At my former place of employment we called those "Directors".

Current or former?

Former

RPG Superstar 2012

Crimson Jester wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Morning all. I'm going to try (emphasis on "try") to take a little break from the boards today. I've got work to do and you people are too addicting.

Have a great day.

Some days these strange people are the only things putting a smile on my face, Yes even you Urizen

You really like us!


I don't know how my eye skipped right over "former".

Too old? Too much coffee? Waiting too long on new glasses?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

I don't know how my eye skipped right over "former".

Too old? Too much coffee? Waiting to long on new glasses?

Eh. It's just one of those things that that someone can easily miss.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.
In the stall or the wall?
There's a difference?

So, do you sit in the one on the wall...????

RPG Superstar 2012

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.
In the stall or the wall?
There's a difference?
So, do you sit in the one on the wall...????

Only when he's been drinking.

The Exchange

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taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Morning all. I'm going to try (emphasis on "try") to take a little break from the boards today. I've got work to do and you people are too addicting.

Have a great day.

Some days these strange people are the only things putting a smile on my face, Yes even you Urizen
You really like us!

Waitasec, I missed the original post until I saw this. What did I do?


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.
In the stall or the wall?
There's a difference?
So, do you sit in the one on the wall...????

If there's enough space to perch. You're a puffin, you know that.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Morning all. I'm going to try (emphasis on "try") to take a little break from the boards today. I've got work to do and you people are too addicting.

Have a great day.

Some days these strange people are the only things putting a smile on my face, Yes even you Urizen
You really like us!
Waitasec, I missed the original post until I saw this. What did I do?

It had nothing to do with you urinating on the ficus...in his living room.


taig wrote:
Only when he's been drinking.

Ssshhhh! You were never meant to see that. And I know I apologized before, but I'm sorry about what I did to your iPad.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.
In the stall or the wall?
There's a difference?
So, do you sit in the one on the wall...????
If there's enough space to perch. You're a puffin, you know that.

I was wondering how that urinal puck got stuck to the back of your pants.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Only when he's been drinking.
Ssshhhh! You were never meant to see that. And I know I apologized before, but I'm sorry about what I did to your iPad.

I was also wondering how you got that iPad stuck to the back of your pants.???

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Only when he's been drinking.
Ssshhhh! You were never meant to see that. And I know I apologized before, but I'm sorry about what I did to your iPad.

That's OK, Uwhizzen, it dried out. It's quite the remarkable product.


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Morning all. I'm going to try (emphasis on "try") to take a little break from the boards today. I've got work to do and you people are too addicting.

Have a great day.

Some days these strange people are the only things putting a smile on my face, Yes even you Urizen
You really like us!
Waitasec, I missed the original post until I saw this. What did I do?
It had nothing to do with you urinating on the ficus...in his living room.

That wasn't me. I'm not a dream invader nor have I ever been to Kansas. I think it was Freddy....


Studpuffin wrote:
I was wondering how that urinal puck got stuck to the back of your pants.

Damn. I thought that was a tramp stamp.

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.
In the stall or the wall?
There's a difference?
So, do you sit in the one on the wall...????
If there's enough space to perch. You're a puffin, you know that.
I was wondering how that urinal puck got stuck to the back of your pants.

I hate when that happens.


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Only when he's been drinking.
Ssshhhh! You were never meant to see that. And I know I apologized before, but I'm sorry about what I did to your iPad.
That's OK, Uwhizzen, it dried out. It's quite the remarkable product.

Uh. Yeah. <awkward silence> That's only the half of it. :/


*stumbles on the latest post, drops a fresh batch of muffins into the thread*


Studpuffin wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.

In the stall or the wall?

There's a difference?

So, do you sit in the one on the wall...????

If there's enough space to perch. You're a puffin, you know that.

I was wondering how that urinal puck got stuck to the back of your pants.

Is that a urinal puck or are you just happy to see me?


Lilith wrote:
*stumbles on the latest post, drops a fresh batch of muffins into the thread*

*Quotes 2 second rule- eats muffins*

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Lilith wrote:
*stumbles on the latest post, drops a fresh batch of muffins into the thread*

YES MUFFINS!!!!!!!!! I love Muffins almost as much as pie and Melons.


Thanks, Lilith!

Spoiler:
Man, my response to Heathy sparked nothin'

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Thanks, Lilith!

+1


Canis australasiae piss me off!


Trollbears piss me off too! Worse than f$&~ing owlbears.


Wow, talk about clearing a room.

Stay away from me, Uwhizzen!

The Exchange

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Wet Blanket wrote:

Wow, talk about clearing a room.

Stay away from me, Uwhizzen!

How come you're all wet? Was it the poodles?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Lilith wrote:
*stumbles on the latest post, drops a fresh batch of muffins into the thread*
YES MUFFINS!!!!!!!!! I love Muffins almost as much as pie and Melons.

I approve of this.


Spotty Carpet wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:

Wow, talk about clearing a room.

Stay away from me, Uwhizzen!

How come you're all wet? Was it the poodles?

Yeah. How'd you guess?


Uwhizzen wrote:
Trollbears piss me off too! Worse than f&~*ing owlbears.

Hey, now he would make a great orcling.....hm.


mornin.

Liberty's Edge

Quoth the Puffin, "Ghost post."

Liberty's Edge

Orcling = Green Cartman.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Orcling = Green Cartman.

Respect my authority!


rubs face in muffins

Liberty's Edge

You did it wrong, I can understand you.

Grand Lodge

Freehold DM wrote:
rubs face in muffins

Eat like a pig, die like a pig!!!! *smite!*


Luca Blight wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
rubs face in muffins
Eat like a pig, die like a pig!!!! *smite!*

face rubbing in muffins was sign to a hidden group of archers, who fire upon Luca Blight from cover

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Time for lunch. Should I go to Subway or the random burrito place next door?

Grand Lodge

Freehold DM wrote:
Luca Blight wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
rubs face in muffins
Eat like a pig, die like a pig!!!! *smite!*
face rubbing in muffins was sign to a hidden group of archers, who fire upon Luca Blight from cover

Oh g$$%&$mit, not again!!!!

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
Time for lunch. Should I go to Subway or the random burrito place next door?

Random Burrito would be a good name for a band.


Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
Time for lunch. Should I go to Subway or the random burrito place next door?
Random Burrito would be a good name for a band.

...... *snerk*


Subway. Never stuff yourself with a random burrito.

Liberty's Edge

Orthos wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
Time for lunch. Should I go to Subway or the random burrito place next door?
Random Burrito would be a good name for a band.
...... *snerk*

Snarf! Lion-o!

RPG Superstar 2012

Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
Time for lunch. Should I go to Subway or the random burrito place next door?
Random Burrito would be a good name for a band.

Urizen can be the trombone player.

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