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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Rampant inflation is a small price to pay for FREEDOM!


taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:

Good morning! I got up at 6AM (I am really not a morning badger), and got to watch I-77 do its parking lot imitation. It's quite good at it. I'll be staying in a hotel tonight.

I hope everyone is doing well on this penultimate weekday.

I hate mornings, which tends to suck since I start work at 6am (well supposedly start work at 6am) most mornings (or 4am Wednesdays and 5.30am Fridays).

Hotel Hookers and Booze aren't cheap you know... ;)

I know, right? And since my wife handles the finances, I have to be creative about spending the money in a way that doesn't show what I'm spending it on. :)

I control the finances! Therefore, I haz cheesburger!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Master Yoda gets me my first "Top 'O the Page to Ye" in a while...
What a stand up guy... ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Awright, going to work. Talk to everyone once I arrive.
I'll be in bed by then (hopefully), so have fun at work. :)
I'll be in meetings. I'm finally going to learn what my job is going to be.
Do you get taught by Master Yoda, 'cause if you do I can probably guess?

No, it's someone by the name of Mr. Migoyagi. I'm kinda scared.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Urizen wrote:
I control the finances! Therefore, I haz cheesburger!

Which type of Cheeseburger? The kind that will get you scolded for contributing towards the decline of your health and eventual death, or the kind which will get you killed instantly when your significant other finds out...?

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
It's someone by the name of Mr. Migoyagi. I'm kinda scared.

Mr Miyagi is a Mi-Go? That explains so much...


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I control the finances! Therefore, I haz cheesburger!
Which type of Cheeseburger? The kind that will get you scolded for contributing towards the decline of your health and eventual death, or the kind which will get you killed instantly when your significant other finds out...?

I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore. So either way, she's going to discover my dirty dark sinister secret. Until I distract her with ... BACON!

RPG Superstar 2012

Someone's cuckoo for cocoa puffs...again

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Urizen wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I control the finances! Therefore, I haz cheesburger!
Which type of Cheeseburger? The kind that will get you scolded for contributing towards the decline of your health and eventual death, or the kind which will get you killed instantly when your significant other finds out...?
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore. So either way, she's going to discover my dirty dark sinister secret. Until I distract her with ... BACON!

Bacon or a Pork Sword?


taig wrote:
Someone's cuckoo for cocoa puffs...again

Darwin's going backward on the evolutionary march.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I control the finances! Therefore, I haz cheesburger!
Which type of Cheeseburger? The kind that will get you scolded for contributing towards the decline of your health and eventual death, or the kind which will get you killed instantly when your significant other finds out...?
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore. So either way, she's going to discover my dirty dark sinister secret. Until I distract her with ... BACON!
Bacon or a Pork Sword?

The schwartz is strong with this one.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
Someone's cuckoo for cocoa puffs...again

What do you mean again I thought he never stopped?

RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
It's someone by the name of Mr. Migoyagi. I'm kinda scared.
Mr Miyagi is a Mi-Go? That explains so much...

I think Jackie Chan is perfect for the role.

RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
Someone's cuckoo for cocoa puffs...again
What do you mean again I thought he never stopped?

Sorry, the correct word is "still".

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Urizen wrote:
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore.

So you don't want me to regale you with my dinners of a Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon, Filet of Fish, Large Fries and Large Frozen Coke then?

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
It's someone by the name of Mr. Migoyagi. I'm kinda scared.
Mr Miyagi is a Mi-Go? That explains so much...
I think Jackie Chan is perfect for the role.

Yeah, Jackie's a good choice. Although I'm not so sure about Jaden Smith as Daniel San...


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore.
So you don't want me to regale you with my dinners of a Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon, Filet of Fish, Large Fries and Large Frozen Coke then?

That sounds positive...HURRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore.
So you don't want me to regale you with my dinners of a Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon, Filet of Fish, Large Fries and Large Frozen Coke then?

You lost me at filet of fish. Sounds like you're at a McD's, which would turn me off at 'So'.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
Someone's cuckoo for cocoa puffs...again
What do you mean again I thought he never stopped?
Sorry, the correct word is "still".

Ahhh... that's better. I thought you were going soft for a moment then.


taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Awright, going to work. Talk to everyone once I arrive.
I'll be in bed by then (hopefully), so have fun at work. :)
I'll be in meetings. I'm finally going to learn what my job is going to be.
Do you get taught by Master Yoda, 'cause if you do I can probably guess?
No, it's someone by the name of Mr. Migoyagi. I'm kinda scared.

Ahh, the whacks on whacks off guy. Oh, that's wax on wax off guy. ;)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Urizen wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore.
So you don't want me to regale you with my dinners of a Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon, Filet of Fish, Large Fries and Large Frozen Coke then?
You lost me at filet of fish. Sounds like you're at a McD's, which would turn me off at 'So'.

I have a feeling that McDonalds over here is actaully a lot better than McDonalds over there...

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
Someone's cuckoo for cocoa puffs...again
What do you mean again I thought he never stopped?
Sorry, the correct word is "still".
Ahhh... that's better. I thought you were going soft for a moment then.

That, sir, is none of your business!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Urizen wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I control the finances! Therefore, I haz cheesburger!
Which type of Cheeseburger? The kind that will get you scolded for contributing towards the decline of your health and eventual death, or the kind which will get you killed instantly when your significant other finds out...?
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore. So either way, she's going to discover my dirty dark sinister secret. Until I distract her with ... BACON!
Bacon or a Pork Sword?
The schwartz is strong with this one.

I see your Schwartz is not quite as big as mine... ;)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
Someone's cuckoo for cocoa puffs...again
What do you mean again I thought he never stopped?
Sorry, the correct word is "still".
Ahhh... that's better. I thought you were going soft for a moment then.
That, sir, is none of your business!

Yeah you don't want to be goin' soft for the Hotel Hookers. Although I hear that too much of the Hotel Booze can do that to ya! ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Time for my meetings. I'll be back this afternoon.

See you tomorrow, Flash. (I can still accurately state that)


Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Someone's cuckoo for cocoa puffs...again
Darwin's going backward on the evolutionary march.

It's called the moonwalk.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:

Time for my meetings. I'll be back this afternoon.

See you tomorrow, Flash. (I can still accurately state that)

Cheers! (But only for another 5 minutes!)


Good morning, folks. I hope everyone is as busy making the world a better place as I am today.


alleynbard wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Well, I worked at the old house today, going through old stuff of my great grandparents, grandmother's and mom's. Kind of depressing and kind of cool at the same time. Doing it by myself is probably the worst part. So I wasn't around to post today. Doesn't look like I missed a lot...

Thinking about things like that gives me an existential crisis. My garage has a large number of personal stuff from my deceased father-in-law. Sometimes, I look at my own possessions, particularly things like photo albums or other sentimental things, and think to myself about how they will likely end up in boxes in the homes of my kids.

It creeps me out.

Yeah. And when I think how many people left even knew my great grandfather and my grandmother, much less give a damn, it's pretty depressing. My mom saved all this stuff, and I guess I'm just about the last person that cares. Trying not to feel bitter towards Dad.

Think of it this way, you do remember and you do care. Even if it seems like no one else cares, the memory of your loved ones is safe with you. They live in your heart now. While it might seem like that precious memory is fading, by preserving what you have from them will keep those loved ones vibrant and accessible for future generations.

My family was terrible about preserving our family history and passing it downwards. There is a disconnect in my life that I wish was present. But I decided it was never too late and I have done everything I can to preserve the lives of those that came before me and dig up whatever I can find.

While I imagine you believe in an afterlife (I do as well) there is something to be said for bequeathing a small amount of immortality in this world for those you love.

I feel rather strongly about this, so I tend to argue the point stridently. But I firmly believe one of the best things you can do for those you love is to

...

Don't apologize to me over this, AB. I reject your apology, unapologetically!


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I can hardly even eat a cheeseburger in one sitting anymore.
So you don't want me to regale you with my dinners of a Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon, Filet of Fish, Large Fries and Large Frozen Coke then?
You lost me at filet of fish. Sounds like you're at a McD's, which would turn me off at 'So'.
I have a feeling that McDonalds over here is actaully a lot better than McDonalds over there...

Either that or we have a lot more varieties of cheeseburgers to choose from and McDonald's linger down near the bottom of my engorgement list.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The schwartz is strong with this one.
I see your Schwartz is not quite as big as mine... ;)

So, that was you peeking over the wall of the urinal the other day? O.o


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Good morning, folks. I hope everyone is as busy making the world a better place as I am today.

For me, that would be a trip to Half Price Books.


At work. Changing into office apparel. Going to meetings all day myself.


gp

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)


Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

I am a Ursanthrope, apparently. It happens when I get very, very sad.

The Exchange

Morning all. Work is such a wonderful place to be. No screaming kids.


alleynbard wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Well, I worked at the old house today, going through old stuff of my great grandparents, grandmother's and mom's. Kind of depressing and kind of cool at the same time. Doing it by myself is probably the worst part. So I wasn't around to post today. Doesn't look like I missed a lot...

Thinking about things like that gives me an existential crisis. My garage has a large number of personal stuff from my deceased father-in-law. Sometimes, I look at my own possessions, particularly things like photo albums or other sentimental things, and think to myself about how they will likely end up in boxes in the homes of my kids.

It creeps me out.

Yeah. And when I think how many people left even knew my great grandfather and my grandmother, much less give a damn, it's pretty depressing. My mom saved all this stuff, and I guess I'm just about the last person that cares. Trying not to feel bitter towards Dad.

Think of it this way, you do remember and you do care. Even if it seems like no one else cares, the memory of your loved ones is safe with you. They live in your heart now. While it might seem like that precious memory is fading, by preserving what you have from them will keep those loved ones vibrant and accessible for future generations.

My family was terrible about preserving our family history and passing it downwards. There is a disconnect in my life that I wish was present. But I decided it was never too late and I have done everything I can to preserve the lives of those that came before me and dig up whatever I can find.

While I imagine you believe in an afterlife (I do as well) there is something to be said for bequeathing a small amount of immortality in this world for those you love.

I feel rather strongly about this, so I tend to argue the point stridently. But I firmly believe one of the best things you can do for those you love is to preserve their memory.

As one of my family's genealogists, +1 on this. While most people don't care, or I should say don't care to take the time, I really enjoy finding little pieces of history. We really are products of our past and presents. :)


Heh. Enjoy, CrimJ.

I wish Heathy had the day off.

EDIT: What the heck? He appears to be posting!

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

i wish it were so simple. Think two teenage boys who are around each other way too much.


Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.

1d20 ⇒ 15

Scarab Sages

Will Save successful.


No. Seriously, Moff. I wasn't kidding. They didn't restock the toilet paper in this stall. Just roll me one from yours.

Scarab Sages

Morning all. I'm going to try (emphasis on "try") to take a little break from the boards today. I've got work to do and you people are too addicting.

Have a great day.


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Ah man. My imagination was going places.

General wandering mind issues or you had inspiring ideas what to do with more than one of those meatyballs?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.

In the stall or the wall?

The Exchange

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Morning all. I'm going to try (emphasis on "try") to take a little break from the boards today. I've got work to do and you people are too addicting.

Have a great day.

Some days these strange people are the only things putting a smile on my face, Yes even you Urizen


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

(I'm not reading those 200 posts...)

Well, CJ was attacked by a mob of screaming kids because he was standing between them and the opening of the newest Toy'R'Us. Across town, Scott was wondering if his computer had finally achieved sentience and was plotting his untimely demise. Meanwhile, Gregg was still bothered by the incident in the men's room from the day before.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I'm telling you like I told everyone else. I have a wide stance.
In the stall or the wall?

There's a difference?

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