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Celestial Healer wrote:I'd like to see how they wind up decorating the place.
They're going to paint the walls black, put up black lights, and burn a lot of "incense".
This may sound like fun, but the "incense" is in fact "incense" and not drugs, despite the implications of putting it in quotes.
Well, if they bring in a sectional sofa, they will have crossed the line.

Megatron |

Gary Teter wrote:I've always been partial to a firehouse pole. Can we put it next to the waterslide? How many square feet is this place...? I might need to get some more cats.I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.
And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.
*Transforms into a firehouse pole*
muhahahahaha

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Gary Teter wrote:I've always been partial to a firehouse pole. Can we put it next to the waterslide? How many square feet is this place...? I might need to get some more cats.I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.
And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.
Firehouse pole = stripper pole?
Cause I'm okay w/that.

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Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.

Easter Bunny |

Easter Bunny wrote:*pelts the Easter Bunny with slaad eggs*Celestial Healer wrote:Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.*pelts CH with cadbury eggs*
What do you mean freaky aliases?!
*returns fire with a sixlet machine gun*
Say hello to my little friend!

Tossed Slaad |

Tossed Slaad wrote:Easter Bunny wrote:*pelts the Easter Bunny with slaad eggs*Celestial Healer wrote:Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.*pelts CH with cadbury eggs*
What do you mean freaky aliases?!
*returns fire with a sixlet machine gun*
Say hello to my little friend!
Ack!
*implants his larvae and slips back to Limbo*
P.S. Hello, little friend!!!

Easter Bunny |

Easter Bunny wrote:Tossed Slaad wrote:Easter Bunny wrote:*pelts the Easter Bunny with slaad eggs*Celestial Healer wrote:Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.*pelts CH with cadbury eggs*
What do you mean freaky aliases?!
*returns fire with a sixlet machine gun*
Say hello to my little friend!
Ack!
*implants his larvae and slips back to Limbo*
P.S. Hello, little friend!!!
Mmmmm, these are a lot better than regular M&Ms. Do they come in colors other than red?

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Celestial Healer wrote:Easter Bunny wrote:Say hello to my little friend!I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom..."tried"?
The real question should be how many have succeeded!
As opposed to how many got the response: "The operative word there is LITTLE."

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Studpuffin wrote:As opposed to how many got the response: "The operative word there is LITTLE."Celestial Healer wrote:Easter Bunny wrote:Say hello to my little friend!I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom..."tried"?
The real question should be how many have succeeded!
"Do you and your friend... um... hang out often?"
EDIT: I chose this over "Where?" for some reason.

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Don't worry, folks. The tower is really big, and always growing. They can redecorate parts of it for themselves. Just so long as they don't touch the "Double Honors" penthouse.
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Garydee |

Sebastian wrote:He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)

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Celestial Healer wrote:Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)Sebastian wrote:He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?

Garydee |

Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
Not yet. If you need Healer and CJack beaten down as a favor to you, just say the word.

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Celestial Healer wrote:Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)Sebastian wrote:He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
You know you love it.

Orthos |

Celestial Healer wrote:Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)Sebastian wrote:He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
I feel your pain :)
~Signed, one (1) displaced Texan

Garydee |

Garydee wrote:I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?Celestial Healer wrote:Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)Sebastian wrote:He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
I'm originally from Missouri, so I have to say you're a southerner!

Garydee |

Garydee wrote:You know you love it.Celestial Healer wrote:Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)Sebastian wrote:He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
Yeah, I do. :)

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Studpuffin wrote:Hrm. Does a steel structure that curves back on itself pass for phallic in Missouri?Patrick Curtin wrote:Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?Studpuffin wrote:I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?Maybe bicurious?
It also sticks way up out of the banks of the mississippi.

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Studpuffin wrote:Maybe it's an enormous tranny tuck ;)Patrick Curtin wrote:Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?Studpuffin wrote:I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?Maybe bicurious?
Does it tuck north or south? That'd probably answer my first question.

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Studpuffin wrote:Maybe it's an enormous tranny tuck ;)Patrick Curtin wrote:Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?Studpuffin wrote:I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?Maybe bicurious?
ROFL. I'm never going to be able to see the arch the same way again.

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Studpuffin wrote:I'm originally from Missouri, so I have to say you're a southerner!Garydee wrote:I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?Celestial Healer wrote:Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)Sebastian wrote:He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.Callous Jack wrote:Garydee wrote:I'm a Texan.Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.
;-)Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.
That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.
Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?
Does secret state handshake
Brother!