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Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

I'd like to see how they wind up decorating the place.

They're going to paint the walls black, put up black lights, and burn a lot of "incense".

This may sound like fun, but the "incense" is in fact "incense" and not drugs, despite the implications of putting it in quotes.

Well, if they bring in a sectional sofa, they will have crossed the line.

Silver Crusade

Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.


Sara Marie wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.

And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.

I've always been partial to a firehouse pole. Can we put it next to the waterslide? How many square feet is this place...? I might need to get some more cats.

*Transforms into a firehouse pole*

muhahahahaha

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Sara Marie wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.

And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.

I've always been partial to a firehouse pole. Can we put it next to the waterslide? How many square feet is this place...? I might need to get some more cats.

Firehouse pole = stripper pole?

Cause I'm okay w/that.


Sebastian wrote:

Maybe we should just burn the thread down and relocate.

Did someone mail the insurance check?

Edit: TOP OF THE PAGE, SUCKERS!

*Hides check behind back*

Freehold got it. Ask him.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.

*pelts CH with cadbury eggs*

What do you mean freaky aliases?!

Sovereign Court

Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)


Easter Bunny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.

*pelts CH with cadbury eggs*

What do you mean freaky aliases?!

*pelts the Easter Bunny with slaad eggs*

Sovereign Court

Treppa wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Way too expensive - have you looked at the rules for those things?
Punji sticks are nice and cheap.
And they function as incense, sorta.

Ewwww...


Good evening, Sara Marie. Now that you are frequenting out thread, I should love to have you for dinner sometime.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.

Sovereign Court

Sebastian wrote:

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

Shhh! You're weren't supposed to tell him how we really feel!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.

*pelts CH with cadbury eggs*

What do you mean freaky aliases?!

*pelts the Easter Bunny with slaad eggs*

*returns fire with a sixlet machine gun*

Say hello to my little friend!


Easter Bunny wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.

*pelts CH with cadbury eggs*

What do you mean freaky aliases?!

*pelts the Easter Bunny with slaad eggs*

*returns fire with a sixlet machine gun*

Say hello to my little friend!

Ack!

*implants his larvae and slips back to Limbo*

P.S. Hello, little friend!!!

Silver Crusade

Easter Bunny wrote:
Say hello to my little friend!

I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Just so that you guys know, some really freaky aliases come through this thread from time to time.

*pelts CH with cadbury eggs*

What do you mean freaky aliases?!

*pelts the Easter Bunny with slaad eggs*

*returns fire with a sixlet machine gun*

Say hello to my little friend!

Ack!

*implants his larvae and slips back to Limbo*

P.S. Hello, little friend!!!

Mmmmm, these are a lot better than regular M&Ms. Do they come in colors other than red?

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Say hello to my little friend!
I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...

"tried"?

The real question should be how many have succeeded!

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Say hello to my little friend!
I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...

"tried"?

The real question should be how many have succeeded!

As opposed to how many got the response: "The operative word there is LITTLE."

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:
Say hello to my little friend!
I wonder how many creepy guys have tried that line in the bedroom...

"tried"?

The real question should be how many have succeeded!

As opposed to how many got the response: "The operative word there is LITTLE."

"Do you and your friend... um... hang out often?"

EDIT: I chose this over "Where?" for some reason.


Gary Teter wrote:

I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.

And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.

Say the magic word and I will always appear. Zibbity zibbity do-dah-dah-zee-bop!


Don't worry, folks. The tower is really big, and always growing. They can redecorate parts of it for themselves. Just so long as they don't touch the "Double Honors" penthouse.


Scatbot wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.

And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.

Say the magic word and I will always appear. Zibbity zibbity do-dah-dah-zee-bop!

Hey, I was here first!

Liberty's Edge

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Don't worry, folks. The tower is really big, and always growing. They can redecorate parts of it for themselves. Just so long as they don't touch the "Double Honors" penthouse.

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BTW, Sebastian, I was told you wanted access by a certain Blakesque drow, that's why I sent you the invite.


Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Envy is so unbecoming of you CJ. ;)


*blink*

Hmm, 50 new posts since morning. Even with a bunch of regulars in MB you folks can still rack up the score. =P

*blink*


Pat, I'm not sure you missed anything much. A lot of mining, we have a new couple remodeling rooms in the tower, people dropping in to show off for people who aren't getting to hang out together, and Studpuffin touching himself incessantly.


Garydee wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)
Envy is so unbecoming of you CJ. ;)

Really.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.

Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)


Garydee wrote:
Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)

Aww Gary, don' be like dat! You can pahk yer cah in my gahrahge annatime you needta.

Liberty's Edge

Garydee wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.
Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)

I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?


spam


Studpuffin wrote:
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?

Maybe bicurious?


Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

Not yet. If you need Healer and CJack beaten down as a favor to you, just say the word.

Silver Crusade

Garydee wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.
Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)

You know you love it.


Garydee wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.
Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)

I feel your pain :)

~Signed, one (1) displaced Texan

Liberty's Edge

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?
Maybe bicurious?

Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?


Studpuffin wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.
Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?

I'm originally from Missouri, so I have to say you're a southerner!


Celestial Healer wrote:


He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.

::Adds deep-fried bbq angels to the list for the new State Fair foods::


Celestial Healer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.
Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)
You know you love it.

Yeah, I do. :)

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?
Maybe bicurious?
Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?

Hrm. Does a steel structure that curves back on itself pass for phallic in Missouri?


GP


Studpuffin wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?
Maybe bicurious?
Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?

Maybe it's an enormous tranny tuck ;)

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?
Maybe bicurious?
Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?
Hrm. Does a steel structure that curves back on itself pass for phallic in Missouri?

It also sticks way up out of the banks of the mississippi.

Liberty's Edge

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?
Maybe bicurious?
Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?
Maybe it's an enormous tranny tuck ;)

Does it tuck north or south? That'd probably answer my first question.

Silver Crusade

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?
Maybe bicurious?
Is a giant arch phalic or the opposite?
Maybe it's an enormous tranny tuck ;)

ROFL. I'm never going to be able to see the arch the same way again.

Liberty's Edge

Garydee wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Garydee wrote:
I'm a Texan.

Don't worry, we don't hold that against you.

;-)

Speak for yourself. It's the primary reason I hate him.

That, and the fact that he's a bigot against bigots.

Hey...is Garydee on my enemies list yet?

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.
Thank you Lord for my enemies. Even if they are yankees. ;)
I'm from St. Louis. Does that make me a northerner or a southerner?
I'm originally from Missouri, so I have to say you're a southerner!

Does secret state handshake

Brother!


I thought people from Missouruh were mid-westerners.

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