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I thought I heard a Torsek.


*chirp*

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Off to work now. Have a great day everyone. Enjoy your birthday AZ!

Dark Archive

Woodraven wrote:

Looks for MacBoyce

<.<
>.>
Go San Jose Sharks
Runs for the Hills

I will burn you and your offspring.

BURN them and feed them to the zombies.


Good morning, Fawtl-landers.

Happy Birthday, Aberzombie.

::Puts candles on brain of former professor::


Goooooooooood morning Fawlty Towers!!! And Happy Birthday Aberzombie!!!!!

Can't rant now, gotta get ready for meeting at day job. I just found out at yesterday's meeting at the night job that I'm far from alone in terms of working multiple jobs...It's getting a little scary, actually.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Oooo, I just got the Races of Obsidian Twilight book for only a $1. They also had the Race Creation Cookbook book for $1, but I'd already gotten that thanks to Misteh Badgah. :)

First one? Good!

Second one? Ehhhhhhh...... not for beginners.


alleynbard wrote:

Those would be pretty good days for me as well. Next Tuesday is PFS, but I should be prepped enough that I can take a break.

We haven't started moving yet, though I wish we were. Our house is directly in front of the school (Graham Road Elementary). On one side there is a house and on the other is the access...

I've been meaning to just come by the store and check / observe the PFS. That could be convenient...

Okay, I know where you're at now. :D


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Oooo, I just got the Races of Obsidian Twilight book for only a $1. They also had the Race Creation Cookbook book for $1, but I'd already gotten that thanks to Misteh Badgah. :)

I'll be buying those two tonight as well.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

Looks for MacBoyce

<.<
>.>
Go San Jose Sharks
Runs for the Hills

I will burn you and your offspring.

BURN them and feed them to the zombies.

Anxiously awaiting food.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

Looks for MacBoyce

<.<
>.>
Go San Jose Sharks
Runs for the Hills

I will burn you and your offspring.

BURN them and feed them to the zombies.

Can I help? :)


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lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

Looks for MacBoyce

<.<
>.>
Go San Jose Sharks
Runs for the Hills

I will burn you and your offspring.

BURN them and feed them to the zombies.

Can I help? :)

Woo Hoo, then I will finally meet Lynora and Mac. I always look at the bright side, even in certain death :)

Scarab Sages

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Happy Birthday, Aberzombie.

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to me!

Dark Archive

lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

Looks for MacBoyce

<.<
>.>
Go San Jose Sharks
Runs for the Hills

I will burn you and your offspring.

BURN them and feed them to the zombies.

Can I help? :)

You bring the fire, My wife will bring the gasoline and I'll have the post on which to tie him.

Hey AZ!!! We got you a birthday present!!! Freshly cooked Woodraven BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


Mac Boyce wrote:
lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

Looks for MacBoyce

<.<
>.>
Go San Jose Sharks
Runs for the Hills

I will burn you and your offspring.

BURN them and feed them to the zombies.

Can I help? :)

You bring the fire, My wife will bring the gasoline and I'll have the post on which to tie him.

Hey AZ!!! We got you a birthday present!!! Freshly cooked Woodraven BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Sounds good. I like fire. :)


lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

Looks for MacBoyce

<.<
>.>
Go San Jose Sharks
Runs for the Hills

I will burn you and your offspring.

BURN them and feed them to the zombies.

Can I help? :)

You bring the fire, My wife will bring the gasoline and I'll have the post on which to tie him.

Hey AZ!!! We got you a birthday present!!! Freshly cooked Woodraven BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Sounds good. I like fire. :)

I like roasting people....I mean....

Scarab Sages

Mac Boyce wrote:
Hey AZ!!! We got you a birthday present!!! Freshly cooked Woodraven BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmmm.......brainnnnnssssss


Happy B-Day AZ!


Happy B Day Scott!


Aberzombie wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Happy Birthday, Aberzombie.

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to me!

And to all of your aliases!!!! :)

*eats too much cake, and...*

HUUUUUUURRRRLLLLLLL!


post just to be posting post

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Happy birthday, AZ! Hopefully, you're getting to enjoy some time off today.

Silver Crusade

Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Just checking in. Hi y'all!

That's how ya do a proper greeting. ;)

Not for those of us who are literate ;)

*cough*

Now I know ya'll didn't mean nothin' by that.

Heh. I can never pass up to take a potshot at Gary.

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Huh. I thought that conductor didn't like me.

** spoiler omitted **

Congrats again!

Or, maybe he really doesn't like you and wants to see you fail spectacularly on stage. Never mind, that's silly.

Well, apparently he's not the one who actually invited me. Someone else who I know that is involved did. So he might still hate me.

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I almost forgot, I got my finalized GRE scores. 710 (out of 800) verbal, 790 math, 5.5 (out of 6) writing. I'm very happy about that.
Belated Congrats, CH!

Thank you (to you and everyone else!)

Scarab Sages

Oh yes. I took the day off from work - something I've been doing for about the last 4 years. Gonna go eat some Popeyes for lunch, and otherwise take it easy.

Got some gifts from my wife this morning - Blu Ray of Kung Fu Panda, another Blu Ray chronicling the Saints Super Bowl season, and a 2 CD set of Queen's greatest hits.

Silver Crusade

Happy Birthday, Zombeh!


Celestial Healer wrote:


Heh. I can never pass up to take a potshot at Gary.

I feel the love. ;)

Silver Crusade

Anyway, I'm in trainings again today, and it's harder for me to post there than it was yesterday. Hold down the fort!

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Hold down the fort!

Consider it held, and thanks.


Aberzombie wrote:

Oh yes. I took the day off from work - something I've been doing for about the last 4 years. Gonna go eat some Popeyes for lunch, and otherwise take it easy.

Got some gifts from my wife this morning - Blu Ray of Kung Fu Panda, another Blu Ray chronicling the Saints Super Bowl season, and a 2 CD set of Queen's greatest hits.

Sounds like a good birthday. :)

Scarab Sages

lynora wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Oh yes. I took the day off from work - something I've been doing for about the last 4 years. Gonna go eat some Popeyes for lunch, and otherwise take it easy.

Got some gifts from my wife this morning - Blu Ray of Kung Fu Panda, another Blu Ray chronicling the Saints Super Bowl season, and a 2 CD set of Queen's greatest hits.

Sounds like a good birthday. :)

Except for having a cold the past few days, it's been pretty cool. And tonight, I think we'll have kabobs for dinner, and maybe I'll have some icecream as well.

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
lynora wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Oh yes. I took the day off from work - something I've been doing for about the last 4 years. Gonna go eat some Popeyes for lunch, and otherwise take it easy.

Got some gifts from my wife this morning - Blu Ray of Kung Fu Panda, another Blu Ray chronicling the Saints Super Bowl season, and a 2 CD set of Queen's greatest hits.

Sounds like a good birthday. :)
Except for having a cold the past few days, it's been pretty cool. And tonight, I think we'll have kabobs for dinner, and maybe I'll have some icecream as well.

Happy Birthday. Party like you're 21 ... again.

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Happy Birthday. Party like you're 21 ... again.

Thank you. I've been debating whether or not I want to stop aging now, or maybe wait a bit longer. My Uncle Billy was 39 years old right up until the day he died.

Scarab Sages

And, on that note, time to go grab some lunch. Mmmmmm....Popeyes.


Until you admit you are old (and have socks older than some of these darn kids), we won't let you into the crotchety old guy club.


niel wrote:
Until you admit you are old (and have socks older than some of these darn kids), we won't let you into the crotchety old guy club.

I have socks older than my godson, does that count?


Do you feel the urge to mutter 'darn kids' at random?
If so, you're in!

Silver Crusade

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
niel wrote:
Until you admit you are old (and have socks older than some of these darn kids), we won't let you into the crotchety old guy club.
I have socks older than my godson, does that count?

It may be time for new socks.


Happy birthday zombie!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

niel wrote:

Do you feel the urge to mutter 'darn kids' at random?

If so, you're in!

I've got teenagers in the house, so it's not really random anymore. :)

Scarab Sages

niel wrote:
Until you admit you are old (and have socks older than some of these darn kids), we won't let you into the crotchety old guy club.

I think two years shy of 40 makes me old enough....

Edit: Wow....did I just say that?


Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as -

Spoiler:
Sinko De Mayo.

Happy Sinko de Mayo everyone!!!! :)

Scarab Sages

Birthday zombie post


Aberzombie wrote:
niel wrote:
Until you admit you are old (and have socks older than some of these darn kids), we won't let you into the crotchety old guy club.

I think two years shy of 40 makes me old enough....

Edit: Wow....did I just say that?

With old age comes deniability. :)


Emperor7 wrote:

Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as -

** spoiler omitted **

Oh come on! Everybody knows it was the Belgians that really invented mayonnaise as part of their master plan for world domination.


Medical Alert : The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ..... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey , and now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Sorry Solnes, this was too funny to pass up. ;)

Scarab Sages

Emperor7 wrote:

Medical Alert : The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ..... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey , and now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Sorry Solnes, this was too funny to pass up. ;)

Classic!! I consider that my birthday present from you!!!


Aberzombie wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Medical Alert : The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ..... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey , and now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Sorry Solnes, this was too funny to pass up. ;)

Classic!! I consider that my birthday present from you!!!

:) Just trying to keep those craniums away from rectums, so your appetite doesn't get spoiled!

EDIT: Feces-free brains for ToP!

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