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Scarab Sages

Pointless Star Wars quote for TotP.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Hey Moff, I love the new pictures.

Thanks. I actually got a change to check out your significant other's photos. I actually liked the building interior ones. They were well framed and well composed. It really shows that he has an eye for it -- a little more than I do. (As my wife keeps pointing out -- I am a Math Major after all. She's the Art Major.)


I have put off having coffee and pie for breakfast long enough!

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....pie.

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Aberzombie wrote:

Here we go from Wikipedia:

Attack Force Z

I had forgotten it also had a young Mel Gibson.

Does not sound fun???

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
Pointless Star Wars quote for TotP.

Years ago a good friend of mine told me that Star Wars was FULL of sexual innuendoes. I've never been able to watch it the same again.

"At that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Pointless Star Wars quote for TotP.

Years ago a good friend of mine told me that Star Wars was FULL of sexual innuendoes. I've never been able to watch it the same again.

"At that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"

So, what exactly was Princess Leia implying when she said "Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."?

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
Well then, to quote that nameless officer in charge of building Death Star 2 - "We shall redouble out efforts."

Not nameless. That was the famous Moff Jerjerrod. All Moffs are important and named.

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Pointless Star Wars quote for TotP.

Years ago a good friend of mine told me that Star Wars was FULL of sexual innuendoes. I've never been able to watch it the same again.

"At that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"

So, what exactly was Princess Leia implying when she said "Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."?

** sticks fingers in ears (or covers eyes) **

La, la, la, la, la ...

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Well then, to quote that nameless officer in charge of building Death Star 2 - "We shall redouble out efforts."
Not nameless. That was the famous Moff Jerjerrod. All Moffs are important and named.

Huh! I was unaware of that.

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Pointless Star Wars quote for TotP.

Years ago a good friend of mine told me that Star Wars was FULL of sexual innuendoes. I've never been able to watch it the same again.

"At that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"

So, what exactly was Princess Leia implying when she said "Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."?

** sticks fingers in ears (or covers eyes) **

La, la, la, la, la ...

And now I have to wonder - just what was Chewbacca saying all those times? Was Han translating truthfully, or just covering up for Chewie's interspecies perversions?

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Pointless Star Wars quote for TotP.

Years ago a good friend of mine told me that Star Wars was FULL of sexual innuendoes. I've never been able to watch it the same again.

"At that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"

So, what exactly was Princess Leia implying when she said "Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."?

** sticks fingers in ears (or covers eyes) **

La, la, la, la, la ...

And now I have to wonder - just what was Chewbacca saying all those times? Was Han translating truthfully, or just covering up for Chewie's interspecies perversions?

So Chewie is the Star Wars equivalent of Kenny from South Park? In other words, we have to assume he's saying the most foul thing possible at all times?


Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, Patrick returned to town after a long and mysterious absence, only to run smack dab into the middle of a troll invasion. Meanwhile, several wolves had broken loose from the local zoo, and were causing havoc at the local organic food mart. And in a downtown office building, Derek and Gregg were about to confront Gary over his attempts to erase all of their information from Facebook as part of some insidious scheme to...No, Wait! That's my soap opera.

Nice! The name dropping and drama narratives have actually become more interesting / amusing. Keep going with this every time CH gives you the call-sign. :D


taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Hey fapinator. Just decided to try Taig's solution to my thorny OTD problem. Plus I missed posting up here.

Welcome back! What was Taig's solution?

(By the way, we've been missing Mammy on the Untitled thread.)

I suggested he add thread to his "favorites" list.

That's why they should be paying you the big bucks, Badgah!

P.S. I seem to recall an ad somewhere that FB is looking to expand an addition 600 ppl in the Seattle area....


Aberzombie wrote:
And now I have to wonder - just what was Chewbacca saying all those times? Was Han translating truthfully, or just covering up for Chewie's interspecies perversions?

Funny you mentioned that....


Aberzombie wrote:


And now I have to wonder - just what was Chewbacca saying all those times? Was Han translating truthfully, or just covering up for Chewie's interspecies perversions?

Maybe Chewie was telling Han sweet nothings. You know, they were together for months on end in the Falcon. Maybe Chewie killed Leia after Jedi during a jealous rage because Han and Leia were falling in love.

Spoiler:
Man, I need professional help

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Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:


And now I have to wonder - just what was Chewbacca saying all those times? Was Han translating truthfully, or just covering up for Chewie's interspecies perversions?

Maybe Chewie was telling Han sweet nothings. You know, they were together for months on end in the Falcon. Maybe Chewie killed Leia after Jedi during a jealous rage because Han and Leia were falling in love.

** spoiler omitted **

You do need help...however this makes me want to go home and watch my pre - Han shot first version.....


I think we all need help

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
And now I have to wonder - just what was Chewbacca saying all those times? Was Han translating truthfully, or just covering up for Chewie's interspecies perversions?

You can generally tell by the size of Han's...

Spoiler:
...smirk.

What did you think I was going to say?

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Well then, to quote that nameless officer in charge of building Death Star 2 - "We shall redouble out efforts."
Not nameless. That was the famous Moff Jerjerrod. All Moffs are important and named.

Decipher Star Wars CCG, i'm geussing.

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Well then, to quote that nameless officer in charge of building Death Star 2 - "We shall redouble out efforts."
Not nameless. That was the famous Moff Jerjerrod. All Moffs are important and named.
Decipher Star Wars CCG, i'm geussing.

Actually he was in the credits that way. I'll give you that MANY creatures/characters were named after/outside the movies. But not this one.

(And actually, I found that the West End Games Star Wars RPG did a ridiculously thorough job giving names and identifying creatures in the Star Wars universe.)


So how long are we going to wait before we talk about how hot Saraenrae is? And that she is a self-portrait of Eva? Or how hawtness deactivates the part uv the brayn rusponsibl fer spelin?

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
So how long are we going to wait before we talk about how hot Saraenrae is? And that she is a self-portrait of Eva? Or how hawtness deactivates the part uv the brayn rusponsibl fer spelin?

Who?


*Takes Moff's specs, breathes on them and wipes them off, then points him to the blog*

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
*Takes Moff's specs, breathes on them and wipes them off, then points him to the blog*

This?


THIS


taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Hey fapinator. Just decided to try Taig's solution to my thorny OTD problem. Plus I missed posting up here.

Welcome back! What was Taig's solution?

(By the way, we've been missing Mammy on the Untitled thread.)

I suggested he add thread to his "favorites" list.

Yeah I'm gonna have to put the Untiltled on my direct list as well.

Thanks for all the hellos all.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
So how long are we going to wait before we talk about how hot Saraenrae is? And that she is a self-portrait of Eva? Or how hawtness deactivates the part uv the brayn rusponsibl fer spelin?

i think we are wright nnu

Silver Crusade

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
THIS

Nice wings.


Pat sez itsacozin hem uh horny OTD prawblum


Why is she fondling her orbs?


Cuz thare thare.

Silver Crusade

Treppa wrote:
Why is she fondling her orbs?

Don't all women do that? If you look at 50% of the pictures of women on the internet... ;)


Garydee wrote:

Maybe Chewie was telling Han sweet nothings. You know, they were together for months on end in the Falcon. Maybe Chewie killed Leia after Jedi during a jealous rage because Han and Leia were falling in love.

** spoiler omitted **

I take it you don't read any of the post Jedi novels...

Spoiler:
Chewie's dead.


Damnit....I thought there were actual links posting directly to pictures of Eva.

*kicks rocks*

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm......Saraenrae orbs.


Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:

Maybe Chewie was telling Han sweet nothings. You know, they were together for months on end in the Falcon. Maybe Chewie killed Leia after Jedi during a jealous rage because Han and Leia were falling in love.

** spoiler omitted **

I take it you don't read any of the post Jedi novels...

** spoiler omitted **

Yeah, I remember that incident. The nerdrage over it was at an all time high.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:

Maybe Chewie was telling Han sweet nothings. You know, they were together for months on end in the Falcon. Maybe Chewie killed Leia after Jedi during a jealous rage because Han and Leia were falling in love.

** spoiler omitted **

I take it you don't read any of the post Jedi novels...

** spoiler omitted **

R.A. Salvatore, Wookiee Killer.

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Studpuffin wrote:
R.A. Salvatore, Wookiee Killer.

I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point in the future, after the author's demise, some psycho fanboi sneaks into the cememtary and paints that across his headstone.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
R.A. Salvatore, Wookiee Killer.
I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point in the future, after the author's demise, some psycho fanboi sneaks into the cememtary and paints that across his headstone.

I went to GenCon with Treppa a couple of years ago, and people yelled that out during R.A. Salvatore's book signing at the WotC area.

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
R.A. Salvatore, Wookiee Killer.
I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point in the future, after the author's demise, some psycho fanboi sneaks into the cememtary and paints that across his headstone.
I went to GenCon with Treppa a couple of years ago, and people yelled that out during R.A. Salvatore's book signing at the WotC area.

Did any of them do it in the Wookie language?

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
R.A. Salvatore, Wookiee Killer.
I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point in the future, after the author's demise, some psycho fanboi sneaks into the cememtary and paints that across his headstone.
I went to GenCon with Treppa a couple of years ago, and people yelled that out during R.A. Salvatore's book signing at the WotC area.
Did any of them do it in the Wookie language?

That would be hilarious.


Any chance of him killing off Drizzt, too?

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
Any chance of him killing off Drizzt, too?

Probably not until WotC has drained those cash-cow udders dryer than the Saraha during summer.


Your ability to keep spoilers to yourself is full of FAIL. Luckily, I don't care. The whole thing is hilarious.

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The whole thing is hilarious.

Which part? Wookie Killer? Or Drizzt's udders?


Yes.

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Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The whole thing is hilarious.
Which part? Wookie Killer? Or Drizzt's udders?

All are funny.

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:

Maybe Chewie was telling Han sweet nothings. You know, they were together for months on end in the Falcon. Maybe Chewie killed Leia after Jedi during a jealous rage because Han and Leia were falling in love.

** spoiler omitted **

I take it you don't read any of the post Jedi novels...

** spoiler omitted **

Yeah, whatever.

Spoiler:
Leia and Han got married, had twins and then had another kid that the new and improved emperor wanted to somehow inhabit. Luke married his assassin (or attempt), Mara Jade. They had a kid. Chewie died and Han went emo for around 10 books. Anakin Solo died and everyone went emo for around 5 books. Jacen Solo became Darth Caedus and everyone's pretty much had enough. Shoot, Boba Fett got married had a kid and his grandkid was trying to kill him. Jacen Solo killed Mara Jade Skywalker and Luke went emo for only one book. Apparently there aren't only two Sith but a whole tribe of them. There's probably more, but that's about as far as I've gotten with the novels. I've read pretty much every novel up to the most recent six or so. (Aside from the juvenile fiction stuff.)

So, what's "sacred" in the Star Wars universe?

Scarab Sages

Hmmmm...what would you call a drow/cow hybrid?

Drovine?
Drull?
Brow?

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