How does this sound for a deal, you give me your soul and the document in exchange for your choice of hellish realms.
Aha! He shows his devilishly icy face! Confess, member of the Ancient Astral Tetrarchy that you are!
How does this sound for a deal, you give me your soul and the document in exchange for your choice of hellish realms.
Excuse me, sulfurific blowhard, but Rouge Rogue is my vassal, and his soul is spoken for.
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I have "acquired" a document that might shed light on Jason Nelson's motives, and would be willing to sell it for the right price.
That document will never hold up in court. It's covered in Broodwich special sauce.
And yes, the bacon was extra.
That was a pretty fell treat to have and use such a valuable contract as a napkin. However, it was silly of you to think that Hell does not archive multiple copies. Very silly. Oh so silly. Abysmally silly...
Someone remind me to have a herd of fiendish dire boars slaughtered for a late lunch. I suddenly have a yen for bacon.
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That's all right. I've got a guy to take care of little "problems" like you.
I find your distorted sense of power amusing.
And your taste in music...pretty darn groovy.
I find your distorted sense of power amusing.
I dunno.. I can't help but think of that old saying, "Speak of the Devil and he will appear."
And here Jason is, but oddly I can't recall anyone bringing *you* up in conversation. ;-)
Listen, Woodsy, Sebastian was trying to move in on one of my underlings. Wh- I mean, did anybody ask you to stick your beak in?
Listen, Woodsy, Sebastian was trying to move in on one of my underlings. Wh- I mean, did anybody ask you to stick your beak in?
Point well taken.
Shhhh.. come here.
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Motive?
The REAL question is what alignment Jason Nelson is?
Well Dungeon Master does come with the "Any Evil" alignment prerequisite. The only question is whether he's Lawful Evil or Chaotic Evil. (The League of Dungeon Masters does not allow Neutral fence sitters)
Gary Gygax for instance was strongly Lawful Evil. A fellow I knew who ran a game store in Pompton Lakes New Jersey and who boasted 25 percent fatality in each of his game sessions (his players long wise to him had resorted to literally mimeographing thier character sheets, in a sense these people were pioneering the clones of Paranoia) was clearly Chaotic Evil.
is well known that Boomer is CN in every sense... his madness pervades more than his evil... and there is of course the ancient knowledge of the LN GM... the mythical Rule Lawyers...
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I find your distorted sense of power amusing.I dunno.. I can't help but think of that old saying, "Speak of the Devil and he will appear."
Uh oh, the Nerd Klaxon Alarm (TM) is sounding!
I believe the OG version of this saying is:
"Speak someone's name, and he will appear. Speak of the Devil, and he too draws near."
At least, that's how I heard it. Then again, according to the NEVER WRONG people at tvtropes (channeling the EVEN MORE NEVER WRONGER peeps at wikipedia):
"Its first printed usage in modern English can be found in Giovanni Torriano's Piazza Universale (1666), as "The English say, Talk of the Devil, and he's presently at your elbow."
Yeah. Not quite the same ring to it, eh?
And here Jason is, but oddly I can't recall anyone bringing *you* up in conversation. ;-)
In the immortal words of Ned Flanders in one of the first "Treehouse of Horror" specials: "It's always the one you least suspect."
You stale order lovers are sooooooo boned.
I always thing about "The Devil and Daniel Webster," in high school as the paradigm case for dramatic irony.
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You stale order lovers are sooooooo boned.
Us? Pfft. As children of a common dark mother, I can only say this:
"If I hadn't promised MOM, on her DEATHBED, that I wouldn't kill you... I would KILL you!"
::blush::
My inability to spell "think" or remember movie quotes makes me sad.
My inability to spell "think" or remember movie quotes makes me sad.
Maybe you can post three or four times to ask one of the Paizo staff to take time out of their busy schedule just to fix the post so you can sleep easier tonight.
Just sayin'.
Nah. I'll probably just post asking for the one of Jacks to put you through the goal post the old school way.
Oh JACK...
"If I hadn't promised MOM, on her DEATHBED, that I wouldn't kill you... I would KILL you!"
"And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do."
Conversation between Hopper and his brother Molt in A Bug's Life. Awesome flick! ;-)
Oh JACK...
Did someone say Free Beer?
Oh looky, a poodle. I've been out of practice.
*punts CourtFool*
Thirsty work, poodle punting is. Hint, hint.
There's 40 oz Olde English 800's in the cooler.
There's 40 oz Olde English 800's in the cooler.
Don't mind if I do. Thanks!
And I got the High Gravity. None of that low alcohol crap for the Jacks.
And I got the High Gravity. None of that low alcohol crap for the Jacks.
You mean water? Yeah, can't stand the stuff.
Don't let Olde English fool you. In different parts of the country, alcohol content varies by as much as 50%. If you get the HG, it's always 8%.
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"If I hadn't promised MOM, on her DEATHBED, that I wouldn't kill you... I would KILL you!""And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do."
Conversation between Hopper and his brother Molt in A Bug's Life. Awesome flick! ;-)
::bump::
Free bacon for you, Superstar Spice(r)!
It helps that my kids own every Pixar movie known to mankind. And they've watched them at least once on behalf of every man, woman, and child on the planet, as well. ;-)
I don't even drink, but I remember the old ads for it:
"It's the POWAH... Old English 800 Malt!"
I don't drink...Old English 800!
Funny, I don't even remember that, I had to educate myself on Old English due to recent fan dreams. I just remember, "Don't say beer say BULL!"
Jason Nelson, don't think your devilish activity is going unnoticed.