A sexy mermaid floats on by...
Hiya boys.
Wolfishly grinning...
Hello pretty lady, would you like to join me up on this float? A fish has been "going" in the water, and one such as yourself should not be in tainted water. Climb on up and give the filter the time it needs to clean the water.
Big Fishy hovers protectively near the filter intake.
*sprinkles fish food (Pie) into the water*
*waits patiently for a fish to come to the surface*
Mr Fishy is an apex predator. If Mr Fishy eats Chuck Norris' still-beating heart, Mr Fishy will gain in Divine Rank. Mr Fishy will also gain all of the former Chuck Norris' followers and fans.
As an added bonus, the "Chuck Norris is so tough..." meme will become the "Mr Fishy" meme. You will have the power to smite the LOLCATS from orbit while they go about eating cheezbergers and riding invisible bikes.
Just something for Mr Fishy to think about.
Mr. Fishy appreciates the thought but Mr. Fishy could not. To devour Chuck Norris would make Mr. Fishy a munchkin and Mr. Fishy is a guard againist munchkinism. Mr. Fishy will stand on his own might not be supported by the stolen might of others.
That said >Mr. Fishy eats that damn bear's one wheeled bike.<
>Mr. Fishy sets charge for inpending Tsunami<
TIER FISHY AIR BREATHERS
Go get 'em, boss!
Big Fishy rigs up harness for little retard fish to keep him safe from impending Tsunami.
>rides tsunami to another thread<
sets off tsunami
*begins to use froggie float as ultimate surfboard*
Ooh! I've never had a harness before.
*bumps into aquarium wall*
Oww...
Wait a minute. That didn't hurt at all.
Thanks for the helmet, guys!
*bumps into aquarium wall again*
This is fun!
Methinks F needs to up his recruiting.
Mairkurion {tm} come a little closer so Mr. Fishy can slap you. Walnut crust and butter, you barbarian, Fishy must be slow roasted with a white wine sause, you sicken Mr. Fishy.
**heads to store for white wine and a recipe book for sauce**
Fishick like Chum. It goes down smooth.
Mr. Fishy appreciates the thought but Mr. Fishy could not. To devour Chuck Norris would make Mr. Fishy a munchkin and Mr. Fishy is a guard againist munchkinism. Mr. Fishy will stand on his own might not be supported by the stolen might of others.
**while at store grabs a can of munchkins for bait as well as cherry, apple, blueberry, pumpkin and coconut creme pie**
**returns from store, completes crafting hook, drives to fishing hole, baits hook with munchkin and pie, throws into water, hooks end to 18 wheeler borrowed from work, taps keg from same truck, draws a beer and waits for his prey to arrive**
*sobs*
Why does everyone keep eating my unicycle?
*sobs*
Why does everyone keep eating my unicycle?
**Searchs truck,finds unicycle, gives to bear, also hands him a beer**
**Searchs truck,finds unicycle, gives to bear, also hands him a beer**
Thanks! But... why do you have a unicycle in your truck?
Thanks! But... why do you have a unicycle in your truck?
**Searchs truck,finds unicycle, gives to bear, also hands him a beer**
Mr fishy has eaten one before, so I have one, just in case, for bait.
**chums the water with more pie, sips his beer, and tests the slack on the line**
Urizen is disturbed that Scott Williams 16 might be driving an ice cream truck and may have a clown suit packed away within. If Scott Williams 16 had a middle name and considers himself an artist, then Urizen would be very, very worried.
Mmm! Pie!
*tries to catch some of the pie bait, but misses*
These things are quick.
*again misses the stationary pie*
This is hard work...
*balances precariously*
Why do I ride these things? I wonder who put the first bear on a unicycle... wtf?
Urizen is disturbed that Scott Williams 16 might be driving an ice cream truck and may have a clown suit packed away within. If Scott Williams 16 had a middle name and considers himself an artist, then Urizen would be very, very worried.
**Scott Williams 16 wonders queitly to himself how a bear on a unciycle and some elf with blue skin found his favorite fishing spot, figures its not worth worrying about, and pours some more beer for them, offers the elf with blueskin one**
You needn't worry there freind, I am no artist, and most surely don't have a clown suit in there. And the middle names ash, and the trucks full of kegs for traction.
Mmm! Pie!
*tries to catch some of the pie bait, but misses*
These things are quick.
*again misses the stationary pie*
This is hard work...
**sees some splashing in the water, pulls out spy glass to check it out, see's it only a small fish, returns glass to case**
The little one with the helment is here now, my true prize can't be far.**Tests line again, ensures truck air bracks are locked, and sips beer**
Urizen wonders to himself what would Admiral Ackbar say. Urizen also realizes that he should probably acquire a new avatar to better reflect Blake's nature.
>rides tsunami to another thread<
Mr. Fishy, I choose you!
Use SURF attack!
>rides tsunami to another thread<Mr. Fishy, I choose you!
Use SURF attack!
**unsure if bear is freind or foe, checks to make sure canister of bear spray is unpinned and ready, just in case. Chums water with more pie**
*wonders why the water's surface is now a layer of pie, continues floating on froggie float*
>rides tsunami to another thread<Mr. Fishy, I choose you!
Use SURF attack!
In aquarium, Mr. Fishy chooses YOU! </went there>
*wonders why the water's surface is now a layer of pie, continues floating on froggie float*Its like a red tide, except its not algae but cherries.
**Scott Williams 16 now wonders where the little kid and the talking bird came from? Scott Williams 16 wonders why he is talking in third-person, then concludes Mr Fishys radius of third person speak must be affecting him. Chums water with screaming munchkins, sips beer, and waits**
Boooooo!
*throws tomatoes from atop unicycle at Big Fishy*
Pulls pie bits floating on surface down to little retard fish's castle.
Here you go, little one. Keep away from hook.
Little one want tomato too? We have plenty now...
Big Fishy wipes red mess off tailfin.
(Edit: Big Fishy needs to remember to preview before posting.)
Mmm. Pie!
>Mr. Fishy removes the plug wires from the beer wagon, pulls out of gear and wait for the rolling<
If this doesn't break the filter warranty nothing will.
Thank you for watching out for little retarded fish Big Fishy.
>sits next to beer troll< Catching anything?
Mr.Swagger watches the activities from a distance.
Mr.Swager then decides to start taking bets on how long it will take before Mr.Fishy ends up in someone's frying pan.
>Mr. Fishy removes the plug wires from the beer wagon, pulls out of gear and wait for the rolling<
If this doesn't break the filter warranty nothing will.
Thank you for watching out for little retarded fish Big Fishy.
>sits next to beer troll< Catching anything?
**Scott Williams 16 is very grateful the boss invested the new truck with direct fire ignition. And is also quite glad Mr Fishy is unaware of how to drive an 18 wheeler, however nearly falls over from heart attack when Mr Fishy seems to float by in his tasks, before sitting next to him**
And you float in air as well as water!**Offers Mr Fishy a fresh beer from the keg, wonders if his kevlar body suit will help in case of emergency**
walks close to the edge of the water with a hair dryer on full blast
A sexy mermaid floats on by...
Hiya boys.
Wolfishly grinning...
Hello pretty lady, would you like to join me up on this float? A fish has been "going" in the water, and one such as yourself should not be in tainted water. Climb on up and give the filter the time it needs to clean the water.
Okay.
Now what is a pretty mermaid like yourself doing in a fishbowl?
Displaying her treasure chest.
Brother.
Now what is a pretty mermaid like yourself doing in a fishbowl?
Displaying her treasure chest.
:::Pokes Urizen with her shiny 3-prong trident:::
"Looks like a good place to unfurl my fins."
She bats her eyelashes at Little Kiba.
Brother.
Cousin? Is that you?
She bats her eyelashes at Little Kiba.
*falls off float, scrambles back on as his face reddens*
Hehe...*uses emergency of water bucket to wash away the bits of pie*
drops running hair dryer into pool
Whoopsy...
drops running hair dryer into pool
Whoopsy...
Burbles casually flips the hair dryer back out with a fin.
Burbles notes that Mr. Fishy has directed that the little retarded fish is not to be harmed.
>Burbles admonishes Jack Hammer by way of a tail-slap wave of water onto Jack Hammer.<
I thought that man was going to style my hair...