Klaatu barada nikto!
God bless you!
Trespassing, rival demi-lich! Somebody! Do something!
Trespassing, rival demi-lich! Somebody! Do something!
tosses a weighted net imbued with dimensional anchor onto the trespassing skull.
Burbles needs a scratching post.
Ah Mr. Burbles we meet...again. Mr. Fishy see that your doing a bit of bowl poaching. Dimensional anchor? That seems excessive, just bite him. (Mr. Fishy confers a increased bite damage to all fishes)
Ah Mr. Burbles we meet...again. Mr. Fishy see that your doing a bit of bowl poaching. Dimensional anchor? That seems excessive, just bite him. (Mr. Fishy confers a increased bite damage to all fishes)
Burbles observes that a skull with no flesh or other bits to eat is not very satisfying to munch upon. However, as an anchored scratching post, the skull when flipped upside down does an excellent job keeping scale moss in check.
*gets stuck in the skull*
Mr. Fishy's head is going to pop with all the attention you give him.
Poor Fishstick
Urizen wishes to know how this damsel is familiar with His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness.
Urizen, the Herald of Mr. Fishy, is skeptical. Urizen needs to see five forms of identification. Or Urizen will ... release the kraken.
Urizen wishes to know how this damsel is familiar with His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness.
Yep, that's the REAL Mrs. Fishy!
Mr. Fishy's head is going to pop with all the attention you give him.
Hi Jess!
If His Fishyness's head gets too big, just lop it off. It'll grow back.
Bella Morta is in fact Mr. Fishy's Scag trollop. Mr, Fishy is displeased that she is using her maiden name instead of her married name Mr. Fishy's Scag Trollop Wife. Or Mr. Fishy's Trollop.
Mind your place trollop!!!
Mr. Fishy's head is going to pop with all the attention you give him.
Mr. Fishy's ego is it's proper size.
Mr. Fishy needs a +4 to his AC get the oil, Trollop!!!!
*floats at the top of the bowl, absorbing water like a sponge before sinking to the bottom*
::burble:: Hey guys!
Mr. Fishy needs a new filter s&%+ is growing in here and Mr. Fishy thinks it ate the little retard fish.
ONCE MORE REARS HER UGLY HEAD!
>Slaps filter< Damn filter!!!
Mr. Fishy needs a new filter s~@& is growing in here and Mr. Fishy thinks it ate the little retard fish.
No, there was a nice seagull by earlier and he offered to give little fishy a ride around in his beak.
...
Oh, wait... maybe he wasn't such a nice seagull after all.
*begins to cloud up the bowl*
Damn it! >slap filter<
Boss want Big Fishy to bite filter? 8(=)
*pees*
No! Bad little retarded fish. You are not a poodle.
Big Fishy bite the filter bite it good.
AdAstraGames feeds Mr.Fishy's ego. He puts a Gary Gygax Bobblehead outside of the tank, so that Gygax bows down to Mr.Fishy, as is only right and just.
AdAstraGames used to have a fighting Beta fish that would respond to bobblehead dolls and other movement just outside the bowl. It was named Thai Fighter. Mr.Fishy reminds AdAstraGames of Thai Fighter.
*pops head out of vent in ceiling*
*digs out pole and tackle box*
*baits hook*
*splashes*
Magikarp!
Mr. Fishy started out as a magikarp then he EVOLVED into Mr. Fishy.
All should bow to the awesomeness of the fishy.
Mr. Fishy started out as a magikarp then he EVOLVED into Mr. Fishy.
All should bow to the awesomeness of the fishy.
I prefer Gyarados...
*Big Fishy noms filter, gets tooth stuck.*
Uh, Boff? Helf!!
*drops baited hook into bowl*
-PLOP!-
*occasionally twitches the pole*
*is hooked by Balrog*
Hey, let me go!
Huzzah! A bite!
*reels in*
... Huh? That's not a fish... stupid algae. *throws it away*
*rebaits hook and drops it again*
Sprinkles birdseed in the fishbowl.
There you go, pretty shiny birdies!
Totters off.
duh duh
Huzzah! Another bite!
*yanks up on hook*
Mr Fishy - caught?!?!
OOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I'm coming Mr. Fishy they wont get you near the fire pit! You won't get ate!!!
That guy is my new hero.
*continues reeling in hook with whatever he just caught*
*nibbles on some birdseed*
*nibbles on some birdseed*
{tosses more breadcrumbs to the shiny wingless bird}
*nibbles on some birdseed*{tosses more breadcrumbs to the shiny wingless bird}
Dude, where are your ears?
Dude, where are your ears?
Ah, Veep Stockdale, there you are! Oh, I reckon my ears rotted away about 450-500 years ago. I have a chart somewhere... {searches distractedly}
Ah, Veep Stockdale, there you are! Oh, I reckon my ears rotted away about 450-500 years ago. I have a chart somewhere... {searches distractedly}Dude, where are your ears?
I can spell.
P
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See, no "e". I'm a good VP.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Time out!
Tom Qadim has already claimed his rightful place as THE demi-lich of the Fish Bowl. Tom Qadim will give this upstart Ross Perot about 10 seconds to swear fealty.....or risk utter destruction!
<<Cue thunder, dramatic music.>>
*hook catches Tom's eye socket*
Huzzah! I got a bite! *reels*
Mr Fishy - caught?!?!
Mr. Fishy was not caught, however Mr. Fishy dated this...Mr. Fishy has never be to the Congo period!
We will not mention this fishy again.EVER!
>Looks around for Mrs. Fishy<
Tom your a lich why are you in a fish bowl? Mrs. Qadim umm, roll you out?