Really.
HA HA HA HA HA HA...
*sniff*
Ahem. Sorry; I just couldn't say that with a straight face.
Everybody knows that one of Kirk's judo chops to the back of the neck would end the fight before it even started.
Prerequisite #1: Some red-shirt/yellow-shirt is required to die to prove how dire the situation is, on both sides.
Besides, Sisko would own them both.
Depends:
In that case, Sir Patrick Steward was in better physical condition that William Shatner was. So, I would think that Picard would win.
Pacard's Enterprise at 70 to 100 years of technological improvements over Kirks Enterprise. So, Picard wins again.
So Yeah.
Or his patented drop kick.Never fight Kirk near a table. You're inviting a world of pain if you do.
You seem to have accidentally included "near a table." ;-)
Picard would adjust his shirt, and that's all the opening Kirk would need.
Prerequisite #1: Some red-shirt/yellow-shirt is required to die to prove how dire the situation is, on both sides.
Besides, Sisko would own them both.
Prerequisite #2: Worf has to have his ass handed to him so everyone knows they're in serious, serious trouble.
My vote..Janeway for the win.
She was tougher than both of the nancy boys from the enterprise.
Kirk needed his vulcan to get his ass outta everything
Picard didnt even have a vulcan
Janeway taught her vulcan to kick ass and had a really hot second in command to boot.
Ok OK so picards second in command was mega hot with the beard and all but still over all Janeway for the win in the tough captain competion
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My vote..Janeway for the win.
She was tougher than both of the nancy boys from the enterprise.
Kirk needed his vulcan to get his ass outta everything
Picard didnt even have a vulcan
Janeway taught her vulcan to kick ass and had a really hot second in command to boot.
Ok OK so picards second in command was mega hot with the beard and all but still over all Janeway for the win in the tough captain competion
Wow there are just some thoughts I don't want in my head Steven.
Wow there are just some thoughts I don't want in my head Steven.My vote..Janeway for the win.
She was tougher than both of the nancy boys from the enterprise.
Kirk needed his vulcan to get his ass outta everything
Picard didnt even have a vulcan
Janeway taught her vulcan to kick ass and had a really hot second in command to boot.
Ok OK so picards second in command was mega hot with the beard and all but still over all Janeway for the win in the tough captain competion
Then I would suggest staying away from anything resembeling slash fanfiction CJ. The sites dedicated to cha-co-tey/paris/kim love affairs are very popular but then again so are the janeway/7 sites so 6 of one half dozen of the other. Some of the best stories are of riker and his clone becomeing involved, after all riker could never really love anyone that wasnt as pretty as himself so perfrect solution.
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Then I would suggest staying away from anything resembeling slash fanfiction CJ. The sites dedicated to cha-co-tey/paris/kim love affairs are very popular but then again so are the janeway/7 sites so 6 of one half dozen of the other. Some of the best stories are of riker and his clone becomeing involved, after all riker could never really love anyone that wasnt as pretty as himself so perfrect solution.Wow there are just some thoughts I don't want in my head Steven.My vote..Janeway for the win.
She was tougher than both of the nancy boys from the enterprise.
Kirk needed his vulcan to get his ass outta everything
Picard didnt even have a vulcan
Janeway taught her vulcan to kick ass and had a really hot second in command to boot.
Ok OK so picards second in command was mega hot with the beard and all but still over all Janeway for the win in the tough captain competion
LMAO yes I could see him going for his other half. Now I am going to have to go scrub my brain. My friend loved Slash fic but preferred the Harry and Malfoy ones. ~shivers~ Must. use. more. brain. bleach.
Picard > Kirk
Captain Sisko or Captain Janeway?
Sisko > Janeway
Reasoning: the Defiant was his brainchild.
EDIT: and he's kind of Space Jesus or something.
Right...
EDIT: and he's kind of Space Jesus or something.
No! Really!
Right...
EDIT: and he's kind of Space Jesus or something.
No! Really!
Oh I wasn't disagreeing. I've watched the whole series. It just seemed a really odd thing to add to Star Trek after TNG.
However, I would call anyone who designed the defiant as someone with a god-complex.
Hell yes. They should have named it "The Machine of Great Reckoning".
space jesus or not. I still say janeway for the win. Sisko as much as I love him was still all "must not violate prime directive" he did to get the romulans involved in the dominion war but he was all guilty and as emo-ey as a sparkly vampire over it.
Janeway was like"were over 170 light years from the nearest starbase Mr. Nelix I dont think starfleet cares, tuvox fire"
Plus sisko was like a half-breed celestial template type janeway was just a plain old human.
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Oh, I love unwinnable arguments.
But I'm for Kirk. The only character with balls on the Next Gen Enterprise was K'Ehleyr, and she was just visiting.
What did Sisko do when he met Picard in Emissary? Told him off (since he'd already 'met' him as Locutis, in the battle where his wife died).
What did Sisko do when he met Kirk in Trials and Tribble-ations? Got his autograph!
Sheridan > Kirk, Sisko and Janeway.
space jesus or not. I still say janeway for the win. Sisko as much as I love him was still all "must not violate prime directive" he did to get the romulans involved in the dominion war but he was all guilty and as emo-ey as a sparkly vampire over it.
Just remember, in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Captain Benjamin Sisko was still on the frontier of Federation space. If he goes and starts ignoring the "Prime Directive" Star Fleet security would come an "have a polite chat" with him.
Now, with Star Trek: Voyager, Kate Mulgrew had to overcome some of the worst writing ever shown on TV. So in some real ways, comparing Captain Kathryn Janeway (or Jonathan Archer) to either Kirk or Picard is just plan unfair.
Picard is my favorite captain. Nevertheless, I have to say that Kirk would kick Picard's ass in a fist fight. How do I know this? Simple logic.
Observe the transitive property in action.
Fact: Soran kicked Picard's ass.
Fact: Kirk kicked Soran's ass.
Conclusion: Kirk can kick Picard's ass.
Fact: Sisko could stomp all three of them.
Only if you're talking about Sisko with his goatee. Sisko without his goatee is a total wimp.
Chuck Norris could kick all their asses. At the same time!
Chuck Norris could kick all their asses. At the same time!
Even Chuck Norris wouldn't survive a photon torpedo bombardment from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Chuck Norris could kick all their asses. At the same time!Even Chuck Norris wouldn't survive a photon torpedo bombardment from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
The tried that on DS9, episode 3 and the torpedoes got stuck in the tubes out of fear. Chuck Norris is an Elder God. ;)
The tried that on DS9, episode 3 and the torpedoes got stuck in the tubes out of fear. Chuck Norris is an Elder God. ;)Chuck Norris could kick all their asses. At the same time!Even Chuck Norris wouldn't survive a photon torpedo bombardment from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Turin makes a mental note to use dumbfire torpedoes. Although if Upchuck Norris is an Elder Gawd, Turin also realizes that the massive SAN loss that would inevitably ensue is why he normally doesn't take shots at Upchuck Norris in threads and such in the first place.
Only if you're talking about Sisko with his goatee.Wouldn't that make him evil too by Star Trek logic?
;-)
That dosn't apply to people of African decent. How do I know, evil Uhura didn't have a beard.
I probably decided not to post the same thing.evil Uhura didn't have a beard.Joke averted.
No joke too low, no joke too bad, no joke.
But evil Spock had a goatee and he did it with Uhura, and he could kick all the captains' collective asses. But not as quickly as CN. ;)
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Oh go tell it to Priceline, you poor excuse for a Comanding Officer. Did you even care about those ensigns you got killed in every episode. And all so you could get another interspecies STD.
Everyoneknows....that...Iamthe...greateststarfleet....cap...tian....ofallti me.Oh go tell it to Priceline, you poor excuse for a Comanding Officer. Did you even care about those ensigns you got killed in every episode. And all so you could get another interspecies STD.
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Everyoneknows....that...Iamthe...greateststarfleet....cap...tian....ofallti me.Oh go tell it to Priceline, you poor excuse for a Comanding Officer. Did you even care about those ensigns you got killed in every episode. And all so you could get another interspecies STD.
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