Capt. Prikhard's page

I'm sensing that this thread has a lot of posts.

Oh do shut up Councilor. You were only allowed aboard this thread to "keep moral up", so to speak.

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I see that Moorluck is in the midst of an EPIC ONEDROW BLITZ!!!

I have been posting a LOT as of late.

Huzzah for that! And just think, one day we may get to game together in Houston!

Make it so!

Make it so Numba Pi!

Speak up, I cain't hear ya!

Some day I am going to figure out how to make threads with infinite post counts not break the site. Then I will merge all the fawtly threads into one giant black hole of awesome.

Make it so Numbah One.

But I wanted to do it, my wayy!!

Good Gawd Weeeees, you couldn't be any whinier unless your name was Luke..... or Harry.

Aberzombie wrote:

Urizen wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Considering the success of the Ask James Jacobs thread, I wonder if I can convince them they should rename the Customer Service section the Ask Cosmo's Mustache all your questions section.

I second that notion.

Thirded.

Done and done.

Woot...oh and fifth'd

Make it so Numbah Wan.

The Spirit of FaWTL thread wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

Davi The Eccentric wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

taig wrote:

Not yet! Please direct all your posts to Thread 3. You know the way.

Now shoo! Shooooo!

Uhhh thread 3? (puts on duh? look)

You know, Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next Generation

You mean the one with the dot next to it?

It started with me.

But then I came along.

And soon enough it was time for a new adventure!

Capt. Prikhard wrote:

Deanna Troi wrote:

Capt. Prikhard wrote:

Deanna Troi wrote:

I sense...nothing in this thread!

Oh put a sock in it you empathic hussy! I give you one little job, make a man out of Wesley, and can you do that? NO! Report to my quarters for debreifing, and don't think you're going to get out of the deep discussion and severe tounge lashing that I'm going to give you either.

Not that I would refuse a direct order from you, but a quintet of Denebian three-holed hookers couldn't make a man of Wesley.

True. So answer me this, does he still shave his.... woman parts?

Twice a day. He says it makes him more aquadynamic.

Great Shakespear! I told that boy that if he let his pube grow out he may be able to convince a dust mite that he a penis!

Capt. Prikhard wrote:

Deanna Troi wrote:

I sense...nothing in this thread!

Oh put a sock in it you empathic hussy! I give you one little job, make a man out of Wesley, and can you do that? NO! Report to my quarters for debreifing, and don't think you're going to get out of the deep discussion and severe tounge lashing that I'm going to give you either.

Not that I would refuse a direct order from you, but a quintet of Denebian three-holed hookers couldn't make a man of Wesley.

True. So answer me this, does he still shave his.... woman parts?

I sense...nothing in this thread!

Oh put a sock in it you empathic hussy! I give you one little job, make a man out of Wesley, and can you do that? NO! Report to my quarters for debreifing, and don't think you're going to get out of the deep discussion and severe tounge lashing that I'm going to give you either.

Everyoneknows....that...Iamthe...greateststarfleet....cap...tian....ofallti me.

Oh go tell it to Priceline, you poor excuse for a Comanding Officer. Did you even care about those ensigns you got killed in every episode. And all so you could get another interspecies STD.

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

And yet I'm still around. :?

Your spacing of words don't make it as obvious. :D

And how do you explain this one?

My...God...man...youareabiggerdick.....thanI....everwas. I...weildmyclaim...to....the vessel.

Glad to see we could come to an compromise, BEE-YOTCH!

Why is he my number one? Because he's always the first one on top of your mother after I get done with her! That's why. Oh it doesn't stop there my boy, no it doesn't. LaForge likes her after that, only he uses the...back hatch to the shuttle, so to speak. Data, he doesn't care as long as he gets to be part of the group. As for your dear mother, she does so love being in a group.

Are you crying boy? Dear God in heaven! Either you need to grow a set, or are you jealous? And are you jealous of us... a possibility... or her? Now, now, don't be so upset, try to think of it as how much your mommy loves you, she's obviously willing to do ANYTHING to keep you on board this vessel. Now run along and see if Whoopi want's to listen to your jabbering. Dismissed.

This is why I walked off with the traveler so I could gain Q like power and kick your bald @$$.

At least you removed yourself from your mother's tit long enough for me to score. Let me tell you, she really did Make It So(TM) that night boy.

EDIT: And that got me on top of the page like I get on top of your mother. ;)

Leave my mommy outta this!

Out of this? Certainly. Out of my bed? Not likely. I mean after all, she does know how to Make It So(TM) Ask anyone from the Infermary Deck.

Hey, am I in this one? I can do it captain.

Very well, you can walk around and make observations that change our way of looking at things... or you can go STFU! I would prefer the later, but since I am trying bang your mom, and might be your father... God I hope not..... I'll settle for the former, now go and 'Make It So (tm).

I wondered when someone would bring him up. ;)

Hmm...maybe I should just go by my name, as I can show up in any Star Trek time frame, though not as Science Officer. It's good to be the world's most popular vulcan, watching Captain's come and go.

I have a video that you may not want released, you, Capt. Kirk, and a Vulcan Honking Mule ring a bell? You want that holo destroyed and I want stewardship over the next thread, so what do you say? Can you make it so?

Capt. Prikhard wrote:

I'm afraid that something is amiss with my comunicator.... I seem to be missing a transmission from the crew.

And.... that'sthediference...betweenus, Prikhard...... Ineverfelt................................................................. .............................*snore*....................................... ........................................................................... .........*snore*.......................FEAR! Notonceinmyentire......carrer.

Would you like to know what else you never did? You never once gave a damn about your crew, or passed up a cheap floosy, or learned how to act! That is all.

Capt. Prikhard wrote:

I'm afaraid that something is amiss with my comunicator.... I seem to be missing a transmission from the crew.

That's because you were "making it so".

Well I have been known to do that, I'm just like you, you know. I put my funny jumpsuit on one leg at a time, I read my Shakespere one page at a time just like you, I alude to having sexual relations with my best friends wife just like.... well scratch that last part will you.

Capt. Prikhard wrote:

I think the former Captian was refering to me. Now that we have decided that it will indeed be 'The Next Generation', we should be prepared to go where the former threads have not yet ventured. It is time to leave such bawdy things such as groping at breast behind... there are bums to grope to you know.

I have sensed some groping.

Come to my quarters later for some Klingon Shots and Romulin wine and you'll sense more than groping, 'Counceler'.

I'm afaraid that something is amiss with my comunicator.... I seem to be missing a transmission from the crew.

I think the former Captian was refering to me. Now that we have decided that it will indeed be 'The Next Generation', we should be prepared to go where the former threads have not yet ventured. It is time to leave such bawdy things such as groping at breast behind... there are bums to grope to you know.