Summoner: Eidolon, I choose you!
*pats Ekeebe on the back*
Hm. There's got to be some decently priced t-shirt makers that we can throw these logos on along with some crude artwork and disperse accordingly. Thoughts? These can't go unused.
www.customink.com
You can put anything at all on a shirt and get it shipped to you. This is how I got my Sweeney Todd's Tonsorial Parlor shirt. I love it. Anyway, I guess if anyone wants to actually make these as shirts, you can. FYI.
How often have you use 'em and how have the prices varied for you? Curious to get a customer perspective as opposed to what the site implies.
How often have you use 'em and how have the prices varied for you? Curious to get a customer perspective as opposed to what the site implies.
I've used them a couple of times. It's generally the same price as buying a shirt at a store. $10 to $15 for a basic shirt. The cool thing is they have so many options and choices, like hoodies, jerseys, etc. Those, of course, are more expensive, and there are some items only available in bulk orders (12+, 24+,etc).
Pathfinder: Our half-orcs might be sorcerers
Pathfinder: Half-orc, half-elf, what's the difference.
Rogues: (in super-tiny font) If you can read this, you're probably flat-footed right now.
lol
How often have you use 'em and how have the prices varied for you? Curious to get a customer perspective as opposed to what the site implies.
What I heard is this: sreen printing looks better than digital printing. To get screen printing you need to order extra or pay extra.
Wizard: I reject your reality and substitute my own. For me it's not just a catch phrase.If you're going to go that route..
<invoker>Are you missing an eyebrow?</invoker>
To continue it further:
<Archmage>High MAGIC and electricity woo!</Archmage>
<Fighter checking a battle site>Clericmedics are ... nowhere to be found.</Fighter checking a battle site>
Fighter (holding up character sheet): I think I will play a lawyer or a Politician.
Bards: The original Prestige Class.
Rogues: (in super-tiny font) If you can read this, you're probably flat-footed right now.This seriously needs to be a shirt.
Druids: Remember, they call nature a mother...
On the back of the shirt also in small letters: Try it! I have uncanny dodge!
On the back of the shirt also in small letters: Try it! I have uncanny dodge!Rogues: (in super-tiny font) If you can read this, you're probably flat-footed right now.This seriously needs to be a shirt.
I would so buy that!
RPG Briefs: Monstrous Humanoid
Fighter: 4th Level Hero
Fighter: 18[00] STR
Fighter: I bash the shield
Abjurer: polite way of saying "germ freak".
I had a DM who wore a shirt that said "Clerics, just because they heal you doesn't mean they like you," to every game. It got me thinking, what other great slogans can we come up with for different classes. Maybe something like "Fighters, Crunchy on the outside, soft and juicy on the inside," or something along thos lines.
I've seen that t-shirt & would love to get it (I play a cleric of Desna in our Pathfinder game). It would fit her sometimes...even though she's Chaotic Good *lol*
I picked up a shirt for my lady, because she plays the majority of the clerics in our parties. It says: "I can turn undead. Can you turn undead? I didn't think so."
Wizard Specialist: Don't be a fool, stay in school!
Swashbuckler: As you wish.
Ranger: Will kill for food.
Paladin: THUNDERHORSE!
Necromancer: I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Hell Knight: State-Certified Percussive Maintenance Technician
Druid: Beauty and the Beasts
Cleric: My god doesn't believe in you.
Bard: Thespians do it on stage...
Summoner: Say hallo to my leettle friend!
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Alchemist: Let's stir something up?
Summoner: My imaginary friend can beat your imaginary friend
Inquisiters: "uh oh, fell in love again, last night after I swore off men" (bonus to whoever can figure this out)
Witch: I can rock you in the night time until your skin turns red
Cavalier: I hear unicorns make great decoys-
Can't think of one for the Oracle. Though this comes to mind. "But your heart grows cold, the north wind blows, and carries down the distant.... Rose?"
Rogue: PR department didn't like the old nameWizard: I dabble with magic, I'm not a user
Hi-f*in'-larious!
Eldritch Knight: Because cannons aren’t meant to be made of glass.
Monk: Is it the shoes?!
Monk: Woodaaah!
Fighter: I’ve got a feat for that.
Ranger: Goblins! My favorite!
Bard: Because a lifetime of study is no substitute for traveling around, strumming a lute.
Wizard: I’ll break your game with two schools tied behind my back!
Paladin: Evil is icky.
Cleric: My god can beat up your god.
Rogue: That’s a damn fine coat you’re wearing…
Assassin: What? I’m not staring at you…
Alchemist: *Boom!* Hahahahahaha *Boom!* Hahaha!
Sorcerer: Sometimes, you just get lucky.
Barbarian: Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
Barbarian: Let God sort 'em out!
Bard: I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.
Bard: Actually, the band's with me.
Fighter: Luck, often enough, will save a man... if his courage holds.
Hulking Hurler: Rocks fall, everyone dies.
Necromancer (to comrade while pointing to a fallen foe): Are you going to finish that?
Rogue: Of course I wouldn't stab you in the kidneys, (I can sell those).
Ranger: PETA* and Proud! (*People for the Eating of Tasty Animals)
Sorcerer: It's a kind of magic!
Warmage: Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
DM: You do not detect the trap.
In the vein of "rogues do it from behind"...
Druids do it with animals.
Rangers do it in the woods.
Wizards do it by the book.
Sorcerers do it spontaneously.
Barbarians do it with rage.
Bards do it with instruments.
Clerics do it for their gods.
Fighters do it with swords.
Paladins do it with horses.
Half-Vampire - Oooh sparkly.
Rogues: "SNEAK ATTACK!!!"
Clerics: "Clerics? Hell yeah!"
Dwarves: "Once you go dwarf... Well, you pretty much stay dwarf."
Fighters: "Hummer and a burrito!
Sorcerers: "No gag reflex, kids!"
That's right kids, http://www.youtube.com/user/CreativeJuices7
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Paladin: Smite makes Right.
Rogue: Pardon me, is this your kidney?
Wizard: Your reality is my b*tch.
Druid: If you fall in the forest, will you make a sound?
Monk: What is the sound of one hand slapping your face off?
Ranger: You can run, but you'll just die tired.
Rogue: I'm a backdoor man.
Necromancer: Kill 'em all, speak with dead later.
Diviner: Saw it coming, countered it already, you lose in two more rounds.
Conjurer: Fly, my pretties, fly!
Druid: Sometimes the bear gets you.
Ranger: Some are born predators, others are fated to be prey. You're just in my way.
Evoker: Some call me... Tim?
Monk: Buhitsu-do. Yes, it means Way of Boot to the Head.
Cleric: And on the seventh day it was said, 'That one there, in the spiky helmet? He has no place in my plan. Get rid of him.'
Enchanter: No, your men work for me now. As do you.
Illusionist: Oops. That one wasn't me either! You're not very good at this, are you?
Barbarian: No more words. I am the Last Argument of Kings.
Factotum: How dare I betray your trust? I steal from the gods!
Bard: Yes, your swordsman can best me in a fight and your sorcerer can cast stronger magic, but last night I slept with your wife. And your mistress. Concurrently.
Diviner: I thought I've seen it all, but then I saw your face.
Rogue:Don't like it, flank the bastard.
Wizard:After eight hour of rest, you are fireballed!!!
Cleric:Heal your damn self.
Cleric:What!?!
Rogue: FLANK YOU!!!
Mr. Fishy: Mr. Fishy likes to rub oil on Mr. Fishy's chest; it gives Mr. Fishy +4 to his AC.
Rogues: "SNEAK ATTACK!!!"
Clerics: "Clerics? Hell yeah!"
Dwarves: "Once you go dwarf... Well, you pretty much stay dwarf."
Fighters: "Hummer and a burrito!
Sorcerers: "No gag reflex, kids!"That's right kids, http://www.youtube.com/user/CreativeJuices7
Predictable, but nevertheless funny. :-)
Predictable, but nevertheless funny. :-)
Come on! Paladins do it with horses? That was funny too!
