Best Class Slogans

[David Fryer]

I had a DM who wore a shirt that said "Clerics, just because they heal you doesn't mean they like you," to every game. It got me thinking, what other great slogans can we come up with for different classes. Maybe something like "Fighters, Crunchy on the outside, soft and juicy on the inside," or something along thos lines.

[The Otyugh]

Rogue's do it from behind.

No? Ok, I will get my coat...

[Fake Healer]

Druids: It's not nice to fool with mother nature.

[Fake Healer]

Barbarians: Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

[David Fryer]

Rangers: One shot, two kills.

[Fake Healer]

Bards: Because the chicks dig it.

[Fake Healer]

Paladins: Smite makes right.

[Fake Healer]

Wizards: Wielding ancient powers beyond meer mortal understanding to kick your butt.

[Tim4488]

In the vein of "rogues do it from behind"...

Druids do it with animals.

Rangers do it in the woods.

Wizards do it by the book.

Sorcerers do it spontaneously.

[Mikhaila Burnett]

My favorite.

Paladins: Lawful Good, and violent about it.

[Turin the Mad]

Monks: When one boot to the head is not enough, flurry.

Clerics: Delivering the Wrath of Gods is always personal. So is tithing. Are you broke?

Druids: First they set you on fire, then they eat your face. Any questions?

Rogues: Stabbing you in the back since 1967.

Fighters: Solve problems a yard of steel at a time.

Rangers: Nothing resolves a situation like perforation.

[Heathansson]

Monks:
BOW to your sensei.

[Kruelaid]

Rangers: (the old sniper motto) Don't bother running, you'll only die tired.

[Kruelaid]

Heathansson wrote:

Monks:

BOW to your sensei.

Maim, kill, bow, repeat.

[Kruelaid]

Wizards: Nothing clears the room like a fireball.

[Kruelaid]

Druids: 100% organic violence

[Heathansson]

Alchemists:
That blowed up real good!!!

[Kruelaid]

Assassins: (just like a good fart) silent but deadly

[kyrt-ryder]

Wizards, proof that the book is mightier than the sword.

[Misery]

Bards: Because you drew the short straw.

[Misery]

Wizards: Pointy hats sold seperately.

[Misery]

Barbarians: Pleasing women 8 rounds per day.

[Misery]

Fighters: Because Charisma's a dumb stat anyway.

[Misery]

Sorcerers: Because books should only have pictures.

[Misery]

Witches: "I can see the future .... and man that's depressing."

[Misery]

Summoners: "Hey ... it's cheaper than a call girl"

[Misery]

Druids: Because you like plants and animals more than people and therapy is too expensive.

[Saint_Meerkat]

Wizards: Living in fear of first level since 1977.

[Saint_Meerkat]

Wizards:
No hit points.
No armor.
No problem.

[roguerouge]

Bard: I don't have to wait 'till level six to be a frickin' rock star.

Bard: Charm Person is my Fireball.

Bard: I get to save the cheerleader.

[roguerouge]

Barbarian: My class ability is Smite You.

Sorcerer: Evil Genuises for a Better Tomorrow.

Wizard: Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.

[Davi The Eccentric]

Bard: Useless? Not according to the barmaid. And the saucy trollop. And the duchess. And the succubus. And the dragon. And...

[ChrisRevocateur]

Fake Healer wrote:

Paladins: Smite makes right.

Kruelaid wrote:

Druids: 100% organic violence

These need to be made into t-shirts. Seriously.

[Tim4488]

Saint_Meerkat wrote:

Wizards: Living in fear of first level since 1977.

No kidding.

[Paul Ryan]

Rouge: That's the last time I let the barbarian help me fill in my character sheet.

[Xabulba]

Fighters: because sometime the best way to take down a monster to stick a sword in it's head.

[Xabulba]

Gish: ya, I'm that insecure.

[Shifty]

Fighters:
Because there's no save vs COLD HARD STEEL.

[Shifty]

Paladins:
Because Dragons like their food in a can.

[Backfromthedeadguy]

Hellknights (in a Sylvestor Stallone slur): I AM THE LAW!

[Xabulba]

Bards: even fantasy games have slackers.

[Ekeebe]

Wizards: Never invoke anything larger than your head!

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

Barbarian: Just smashing! (Picture of a barbarian with a monocle)

Bard: Taking the credit since 1967

Cleric: My god has a hammer... and he lent it to me.

Druid: His trees hug back.

Fighter: Ask me about my sword!

Monk: Flurry of Blows. The bard will never be as dirty as me.

Paladin: I will lay my vengeance down upon thee, and you will no I am the lord!

Ranger: Murder delivered to your hide-out in 30 minutes or it's free!

Rogue: It's just business.

Sorcerer: Genetically Modified and loving it! (Take that Druid)

Wizard: Can you SPELL doom? Don't worry, I'll do it for you.

[Xabulba]

DM: Don't f%#k with me!!!

[Ekeebe]

Barbarians: What's a dump stat?

[Ekeebe]

Fighters: Maim, slice, kill, rince and repeat.

[David Fryer]

Fighters: I like swords.

[David Fryer]

Xabulba wrote:

DM: Don't f%#k with me!!!

My favorite DM slogan went something like : The DM is always right; mean, capricious, vindictive and sadistic; but always right.

[Fatespinner]

Rogues: (in super-tiny font) If you can read this, you're probably flat-footed right now.