Whispering Tyrant fiction?

[SirUrza]

Like the topic says, any chance of some fiction on the guy? I can't be the only one wanting some. :)

I posted this topic before but I can't find it.. guess the forums ate it.

PS.. this topic is serious, but to also fill charles evan's fiction post quota. :)

[Tar-Baphon]

I agree I think WHispering Tyrant stories would be awesome!

[KnightErrantJR]

Why is it that when its phrased as "Whispering Tyrant Stories," my mind shifts from stories about Tar-Baphon to Tar-Baphon hosting a horror anthology like the Crypt Keeper?

[Tar-Baphon]

Fox has approached me about that but the price wasn't right. All I asked for was 1,000,000 souls a year and a virgin a day.

They said they couldn't find the virgins...

[Le Cacahuète Galerie]

Tar-Baphon wrote:

They said they couldn't find the virgins...

They obviously did not check out GenCon.

[Epic Meepo]

KnightErrantJR wrote:

Why is it that when its phrased as "Whispering Tyrant Stories," my mind shifts from stories about Tar-Baphon to Tar-Baphon hosting a horror anthology like the Crypt Keeper?

My mind immediately imagined the Tar-Baphon equivalent of Elvis sightings. :)

[Tar-Baphon]

Le Cacahuète Galerie wrote:

Tar-Baphon wrote:

They said they couldn't find the virgins...

They obviously did not check out GenCon.

THAT is NOT acceptable!

I think I may barf now.

[gigglestick]

Tar-Baphon wrote:

Fox has approached me about that but the price wasn't right. All I asked for was 1,000,000 souls a year and a virgin a day.

They said they couldn't find the virgins...

I think virginity is overrated...

[Tar-Baphon]

Virgins taste better. And are more fun. Trust me...

[SirUrza]

Tar-Baphon wrote:

Virgins taste better. And are more fun. Trust me...

Yeah.. who wants someone else's seconds anyway.. wait what?

[Demon Lord of Tribbles]

Tar-Baphon wrote:

Virgins taste better. And are more fun. Trust me...

"They do taste good if grilled, but more fun? You really need to get out more"

[Gamer Girrl]

Tar-Baphon wrote:

Fox has approached me about that but the price wasn't right. All I asked for was 1,000,000 souls a year and a virgin a day.

They said they couldn't find the virgins...

Of course not, you were talking to Fox, after all.

[Brother Faust the Elder]

Gamer Girrl wrote:

Tar-Baphon wrote:

Fox has approached me about that but the price wasn't right. All I asked for was 1,000,000 souls a year and a virgin a day.

They said they couldn't find the virgins...

Of course not, you were talking to Fox, after all.

Should've talked to PBS.

[Cpt_kirstov]

Tar-Baphon wrote:

Virgins taste better. And are more fun. Trust me...

Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,

If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.
No more will our number ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!

[SirUrza]

This topic has so been hijacked. :P