<Puts a chloroform-soaked gag on Jack>
I like my men all quiet-like. The screaming gets on my nerves.
Save some for me!
Save some for me!<Puts a chloroform-soaked gag on Jack>
I like my men all quiet-like. The screaming gets on my nerves.
You got it, hon!
Look ladies! *Points at the Masked Rogue* There's a stud that's even better looking and younger than me!
What! OH how dare he! SPY!
<glares at Masked Rogue>
This is a ladies only party! Get him!
{watches Jack get trussed up like an AT-AT on Hoth} Good for them, a woman should hesistate to make the first move. Now I... um...
1d20+2 {Fails WILL roll, is mesmerized by Dancing Deinonychus' aka Lady GG}
Kiss me, fool.
Look ladies! *Points at the Masked Rogue* There's a stud that's even better looking and younger than me!What! OH how dare he! SPY!
<glares at Masked Rogue>
This is a ladies only party! Get him!
"This is just like the time I had to share a room with Eleanor Clift. Poor Jack."
*Is in the fetal position whimpering after the atrocities the Ladies did to him* *has ice bag on the groin* There is no God....There is no God....There is no God....
*Is in the fetal position whimpering after the atrocities the Ladies did to him* *has ice bag on the groin* There is no God....There is no God....There is no God....
SAY UNCLE!
<begins to carve bacon off Jack's back>
Damn! There goes another one!
By the way, girls, excellent work with that Jack. June, I didn't know you could do that with a candelabra. And, Sachiye, hon, you are freeeeeeaky!
And, Sachiye, hon, you are freeeeeeaky!
I'll take that as a compliment ^^ thanks.
<starts pre-heating pan and chopping lettuce and tomatoes for BLT's>
Who wants a BLT?
And, Sachiye, hon, you are freeeeeeaky!
I'll take that as a compliment ^^ thanks.
<starts pre-heating pan and chopping lettuce and tomatoes for BLT's>
Who wants a BLT?
I'll take a TLT.
<starts frying bacon and puts another pot of tea on>
I don't know what TLT is, but do you prefer you bacon crispy?
TLT? dare I ask.I'll take a TLT.And, Sachiye, hon, you are freeeeeeaky!
I'll take that as a compliment ^^ thanks.
<starts pre-heating pan and chopping lettuce and tomatoes for BLT's>
Who wants a BLT?
Turkey, lettuce and tomato.
Got it more healthy food. Yuck.Turkey, lettuce and tomato.TLT? dare I ask.I'll take a TLT.And, Sachiye, hon, you are freeeeeeaky!
I'll take that as a compliment ^^ thanks.
<starts pre-heating pan and chopping lettuce and tomatoes for BLT's>
Who wants a BLT?
Boars Head, I'll accept no substitute.
Well good food is fine.
Boars Head, I'll accept no substitute.
Good to know.
This is jack bacon. Fresh cut earlier up thread.
<starts spreading mayo>
*runs screaming through the thread yelling "THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MAYO!!!"*
<gives you an evil glare>
You will like it.
Damn! There goes another one!
By the way, girls, excellent work with that Jack. June, I didn't know you could do that with a candelabra. And, Sachiye, hon, you are freeeeeeaky!
Ward taught me the candelabra things. He's into it.
(Stumbles in late)
Did I miss the little cucumber sandwiches?
(Stumbles in late)
Did I miss the little cucumber sandwiches?
I just finished the BLT's ---- would you like one?
<starts dancing with joy, like a wild woman>
<Runs through thread>
Jadegetoutwhileyoustillcan...
"Whoo, just the place for me to kick off my heels and relax. Hey, Prohibition is over, can I get a drink here?"
<Runs through thread>
Jadegetoutwhileyoustillcan...
Ooh, I almost missed him coming in!
Jade, welcome. Come sit down. Kick your clothes - I mean, shoes - off.
(Sits with cautious ambivalence, watching taig's now silent eye-pleading for escape.)
What's the tea du jour? Is that how it works?
And if you have any BLTs made with that veggie fakemeat bacon, Sachiye, I am SO game. :)
As for kicking off clothes. Yeah. I'm all in. When in Rome...
(Less that five seconds of fabric wrasslin' to get to 100% skin)
(Sits with cautious ambivalence, watching taig's now silent eye-pleading for escape.)
What's the tea du jour? Is that how it works?
And if you have any BLTs made with that veggie fakemeat bacon, Sachiye, I am SO game. :)
As for kicking off clothes. Yeah. I'm all in. When in Rome...
(Less that five seconds of fabric wrasslin' to get to 100% skin)
I just brewed fresh tea... I think I'm the only one making tea at the moment. Please help yourself ;)
<passes a cup of tea to Jade and Hoover>
Things are getting a little wild in here... so I made chamomile, enjoy ladies.
(Sits with cautious ambivalence, watching taig's now silent eye-pleading for escape.)
What's the tea du jour? Is that how it works?
And if you have any BLTs made with that veggie fakemeat bacon, Sachiye, I am SO game. :)
As for kicking off clothes. Yeah. I'm all in. When in Rome...
(Less that five seconds of fabric wrasslin' to get to 100% skin)
I just brewed fresh tea... I think I'm the only one making tea at the moment. Please help yourself ;)
<passes a cup of tea to Jade and Hoover>
Things are getting a little wild in here... so I made chamomile, enjoy ladies.
Thank you so much, Sachiye. This tea is splendid. Just what I need after a day in these heels.
(Crosses legs in chair and leans forward to gab in manically exuberant though hushed tones)
Thank you so much, Sachiye. This tea is splendid. Just what I need after a day in these heels.
(Crosses legs in chair and leans forward to gab in manically exuberant though hushed tones)
You're welcome.
<continues dancing to the music in her head>
You ladies are naughty! I'm going to tell someone.
You ladies are naughty! I'm going to tell someone.
Mind your business, you delinquent.
*stabs with a knitting needle*
(Sits with cautious ambivalence, watching taig's now silent eye-pleading for escape.)
What's the tea du jour? Is that how it works?
And if you have any BLTs made with that veggie fakemeat bacon, Sachiye, I am SO game. :)
As for kicking off clothes. Yeah. I'm all in. When in Rome...
(Less that five seconds of fabric wrasslin' to get to 100% skin)
I just brewed fresh tea... I think I'm the only one making tea at the moment. Please help yourself ;)
<passes a cup of tea to Jade and Hoover>
Things are getting a little wild in here... so I made chamomile, enjoy ladies.
Thank you so much, Sachiye. This tea is splendid. Just what I need after a day in these heels.
(Crosses legs in chair and leans forward to gab in manically exuberant though hushed tones)
*runs into the thread* Run Jade! Run for your life! It's a trap! *exits thread*
You ladies are naughty! I'm going to tell someone.
Mind your business, you delinquent.
*stabs with a knitting needle*
Ow!
I'm calling the cops, right now!
<Looks for a phone, completely overlooking the rotary phone>
What would Little Timmy do in a situation like this?
*runs into the thread* Run Jade! Run for your life! It's a trap! *exits thread*
(Stares up at him impassively)
Why sir, I do not know what you are talking about. We've always been at the tea... we always will be at the tea. You will be at the tea... you always have.
(A coy smile dawns as the Jade watches Jack's Right Hand Man gently transform into Jack's Right Hand Woman With A Cup Of Raspberry White Chocolate Mousse Tea In Hand.)
Have a seat and let's dish.
Interesting technique. I'll have to remember that.
Interesting technique. I'll have to remember that.
They've always been at the tea. They just never realized. Poor gauche creatures, stumbling about as they do, so certain yet so blind.
(enters wearing a flour-dusted apron, carrying a platter of scones)
June, dear, here's those goodies you requested for your tea par..
(looks around at the assemblage, non-plussed)
Well...my goodness. What an... ahemm... interesting group of ... of friends you have, my dear! I'll just set these down over here.
(crosses quickly to endtable while gingerly stepping over various bits of clothing, body parts, etc.; glances at Jack writhing around, notices the candelabra, leans over and whispers as Jack stumbles from the thread)
Take it from me, my boy -- a little bit of Crisco makes ALL the difference...
(enters wearing a flour-dusted apron, carrying a platter of scones)
June, dear, here's those goodies you requested for your tea par..
(looks around at the assemblage, non-plussed)
Well...my goodness. What an... ahemm... interesting group of ... of friends you have, my dear! I'll just set these down over here.
(crosses quickly to endtable while gingerly stepping over various bits of clothing, body parts, etc.; glances at Jack writhing around, notices the candelabra, leans over and whispers as Jack stumbles from the thread)
Take it from me, my boy -- a little bit of Crisco makes ALL the difference...
Get back in the kitchen. You're not done.
Take it from me, my boy -- a little bit of Crisco makes ALL the difference...
Egg whites work as well.
(enters wearing a flour-dusted apron, carrying a platter of scones)
June, dear, here's those goodies you requested for your tea par..
(looks around at the assemblage, non-plussed)
Well...my goodness. What an... ahemm... interesting group of ... of friends you have, my dear! I'll just set these down over here.
(crosses quickly to endtable while gingerly stepping over various bits of clothing, body parts, etc.; glances at Jack writhing around, notices the candelabra, leans over and whispers as Jack stumbles from the thread)
Take it from me, my boy -- a little bit of Crisco makes ALL the difference...
"Damn it! Where's my booze?"
Get back in the kitchen. You're not done.(enters wearing a flour-dusted apron, carrying a platter of scones)
June, dear, here's those goodies you requested for your tea par..
(looks around at the assemblage, non-plussed)
Well...my goodness. What an... ahemm... interesting group of ... of friends you have, my dear! I'll just set these down over here.
(crosses quickly to endtable while gingerly stepping over various bits of clothing, body parts, etc.; glances at Jack writhing around, notices the candelabra, leans over and whispers as Jack stumbles from the thread)
Take it from me, my boy -- a little bit of Crisco makes ALL the difference...
Yes... yes of course, dear. So much to do, really; brew more tea... polish the candelabra... shave the Beaver...
(exits room, wringing hands, mumbling to himself incoherently)
*runs into the thread* Run Jade! Run for your life! It's a trap! *exits thread*(Stares up at him impassively)
Why sir, I do not know what you are talking about. We've always been at the tea... we always will be at the tea. You will be at the tea... you always have.
(A coy smile dawns as the Jade watches Jack's Right Hand Man gently transform into Jack's Right Hand Woman With A Cup Of Raspberry White Chocolate Mousse Tea In Hand.)
Have a seat and let's dish.
*looks at himself* AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs in terror*
sneaks in to steal a cup of tea throw the window, but low dex means being completely visible to all who care
"um... hi?"
Shadow jumps in behind ulgulanoth, whispering from the shadows as he watches the scene unfold:
"Oh, you don't want to do that man - no tea is worth that kind of risk..." :)